Hey, doing the deed is great! That’s what people say anyway. The thing is, getting down and dirty is a pretty intimate expression of affection. It’s a physical manifestation of desire and lust and sometimes emotions that are stronger than those. Other times it can just be a thing that feels good. You won’t necessarily always be “in love” with the person that you are getting it on with. Whether you save yourself for “Mr.” or “Mrs. Right” or you are just looking for anything that moves and consents, there are some do’s and do not’s in the bedroom.
Being naked and that close to someone is potentially a very vulnerable moment for both you and your partner. It is worth it to be aware of, and respectful of that. If you have the tendency to say things that come off as rude, off-color or just plain bizarre, then you should really take the time to think about the implications of what you’re about to say, before you say it. What do we mean by that?
Take a look at this list of 10 things you should never say to a woman after your first time in the sack. Some items are comical, some are extremely weird, and others will just make you shake your head.
10 My Friend Wants To Join
What are you thinking?!
Let’s clarify this a bit. We aren’t saying that you cannot engage in multiple person action. Swinging, sharing partners, and all that group stuff is totally cool if that is what you and your partner both want to do.
9 I’m A Virgin
Uhhh...huh. You don’t say… Now, there’s nothing wrong with being a virgin. Nothing wrong at all. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise. But there is a time and a place to share this information, and right after you have lost your virginity probably isn’t it.
8 You Won’t Poop Right For Weeks!
Yeah, so this is pretty weird. It’s even weirder if the two of you didn’t have any intercourse that offered some rear entry… But(t), regardless of the positions and types of intercourse you had, do not tell her she’ll have trouble with her bowel movements.
7 Did You Finish?
Yeaaaahhhh this one! Overtly this one does not seem so bad. You could generally be curious, and maybe you’re even asking for selfless reasons instead of the ol’ ego stroke. The problem here comes from a psychological standpoint. It could be a really sensitive subject.
6 That Was Fast...
This one could go either way; by that we mean the guy could say or the girl could say it, and either way it's kind of inappropriate.
If you’re a guy saying this to a girl, why? You aren’t going to stop if she peaks first since she does not have a refractory period, or “down time” after she climaxes. So that would mean you’re commenting on how quickly it went at your own expense. There could be a situation where this is appropriate, perhaps. Say, for example, you didn’t mean to finish yourself that quickly and you want to make a joke out of it.
5 Do You Mind Trimming?
Hey now, body image decisions regarding her body shouldn’t really involve you. Unless she asks for your opinion directly, don’t be rude and bring this up.
4 You Are Hot, You Probably Have X Amount of Years Left
This one is definitely rude. Saying anything about her age is probably a bad idea. If you say something about her age that also implies she has an expiration date, you are going to be in some serious hot water.
3 I Don’t Mind If You Finish Yourself
We mentioned earlier how it's not as easy for all females to reach their climax. Part of this could be because the man isn’t able to keep up the right rhythm for a long enough period of time. The best pace might end up getting him off before it gets her off! There are ways around this, like stimulating her other areas before busting out the "big show." Ten to twenty minutes of the right kind of stimulation can lead to a much more attainable orgasm for a lot of women.
When you finish into your protection, that should be the end of it. Follow the instructions on the condom wrapper for proper disposal. It usually involves removing the used rubber carefully with a tissue and putting it right into the trash. Then washing your privates with warm water and soap.
1 I Love You
“Time and place” is an idea that’s surfaced more than once on this list. It’s easy to remember and it might even help you censor that wild mouth of yours, right after you get intimate with a woman for the first time. If it’s your first in bed… well, that doesn’t mean you have to love each other.
If you’ve been saving yourself for marriage and this is your wedding night, saying “I love you” could be appropriate. We aren’t saying you should never say this one. But don’t be the guy who says it when it is totally inappropriate to say! Like a first time hookup after meeting hours or days earlier.
Sources: bustle.com, hercampus.com and womenshealthmag.com
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