We all know, though, that it really just refers to the ole 'next best thing' - oral. The reason it's such an effective form of foreplay, especially for guys, is because it almost exactly imitates the act that will follow, only with a titillating element of your partner calling the shots. If you want your foreplay to go as smoothly as possible, we would advise you to follow these ten tips. It'll make it more pleasant for your partner, who will be more likely to come back for more, and it'll turn you both on so that the subsequent sex is much better. Ready? We thought so. Check out these ten things women think before going down.
10 "I Hope It's Manscaped"
9 "I Hope It's Clean"
8 "He Better Not Grab My Head"
7 "He Better Reciprocate"
As the indefatigable Samantha Jones puts it in Sex & The City, "You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'."
6 "I Hope He Doesn't Have An STD"
5 "I Hope I'm Competent"
4 "I Hope I Don't Get It In My Mouth"
3 "Should I Pay Attention To The Testes?"
2 "Would My Mother Have Done This?"
That's right -- this whole list we've focused on the negatives without ever acknowledging the simple fact that some girls might actually enjoy going down on their partners. Once again, it's harmless fun, notwithstanding its relatively low-stakes risks. The same way some guys are wild about using their mouths, some girls are, too. And we can't imagine that for anyone it wouldn't be a preferable alternative to sitting at a boring job, going to boring class, or doing boring busywork to be able to pay your bills. Sex is often called "the poor man's entertainment" because it's free, endless, and FUN most of all. For some, and probably many girls, the exciting, intoxicating aspect of it trumps all the other minor grievances.
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