As the race for Presidency approaches its final turn, every politician out there waits like a kid at Christmas to find out not only who will get the nod for his respective party, but who that candidate will choose for his (or her) running mate. Barring any epic, New York Yankee-style collapse, it is a safe bet that Donald Trump, aka “The Donald”, will get the Republican nod. Therefore, one can only imagine the notorious list of would-be Vice Presidential candidates that might tag team with Trump in his quest to “Make America Great Again.”
Surely, any possible running mate would need just the right blend of thick skin, mental acumen, and, quite frankly, arrogance to partner with Trump. And there is one man, above all others, who fits that mold and would be the perfect Vice President for The Donald: Vince McMahon. It sounds outlandish, but if The Terminator can be governor of California, then one of the best heels in WWE history can become America’s #2 in charge. And with that, here are the Top 10 Reasons Why Vince McMahon Should Be Donald Trump’s Vice President.
10 Economic Growth
7 The Entertainment Factor
6 State of the Union Address at Wrestlemania
5 The Hairstyles
4 A “Total Divas” First Lady
3 Mediation tactics/Diplomacy
2 Stone Cold Steve Austin as Secretary of State
1 “You’re fired!”
The words speak for themselves. Whether a Democratic senator from New York or a foreign head of state, someone is bound to tick off one or both of our favorite billionaires fairly quick upon taking office. How awesome would it be to hear The Donald and/or Mr. McMahon shout across the halls of Congress "you're fired!!" at some unsuspecting senator from Iowa? Their take-no-prisoners approach is just what Washington needs. Congressional hearings would become episodes of The Apprentice. C-SPAN would be simulcast on the WWE Network. Fellow politicians will either be with them or against them. And if they fail to deliver, Trump and McMahon will see to it that they are out of Washington faster than spit through a trumpet. A Donald Trump-Vince McMahon ticket would truly be a force not seen since Pink Floyd’s The Wall.
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