Video games! Rife with action, gore, satisfying combat and...sex!? Sex in video games isn’t exactly a new thing, but as it becomes more and more commonplace, the scenes get better and better. Granted the improved graphics definitely don't hurt! As you're going to find out, some developers are sneaky with their scenes, others are inventive, some are tasteful, and others are just gratuitous or lewd. It runs the gamut.
With some games, especially where your dialogue choices impact your relationships and other aspects of the world around you, you can feel the sex coming. Other times you’re blindsided by sideboob and butt cheeks. In either case, it can be enjoyable to watch or make you squirm with discomfort.
If you’re an avid video game sex scene fan (come on, who doesn’t like to watch every now and again?) then this list is for you. Even if you aren’t a fan of video games at all, this list is still for you. We’ve picked some of the best lewd scenes from the past decade-plus of video game creation. There’s something in here for everyone. Some game titles might surprise you, others you might have seen coming a mile away. Take a look at this list and see what kind of naughty content video games have to offer these days!
10 Little Big Planet?
LittleBigPlanet is a fun game that came out on later-gen Playstation consoles. It’s also notorious for being a deliciously cute game that is appealing to a younger generation. But what happens when you put a powerful, easy to use creation tool into the hands of perverted, prepubescent or barely pubescent minds? Things get filthy!
The map creation mode lets you do exactly what it says, create a map! With all of the design tools at players’ disposal, things can get pretty weird. We’re talking two giant shapes performing intercourse in the background. And then there’s the LittleBigPlanet 3 Mortal Kombat-inspired custom game that appears to be more of a romp in the sheets than a fight in the streets.
9 Wolfenstein: The New Order
Separating yourself (or your game) from other shooters is challenging in the expansive game market. There are so many great games out there, just in the first person shooter category: Halo, Call of Duty, Unreal Tournament, Far Cry, and the list goes on. How do you stand out?
One way Wolfenstein: The New Order tried to do this is by letting you in on the down time that the fighters experience. After all, there's some bad stuff going down! So I guess it's realistic that the game shows you how these people cope and nearly find peace in the midst of the insane undertaking of trying to overthrow the Nazi regime. Plus, when you’re on a train sharing a car with a woman and there’s only one bed? You get a tasteful, film noir-esque sex scene. It’s one of the only times not resisting is OK during the resistance!
8 The Witcher 2
Time to dive into a powerhouse fantasy series. The second installment is challenging but plenty of fun. You fight humans and battle monsters, what more could you want? The enemies may be intimidating, but you also wield fierce blades and discharge powerful spells to vanquish your foes. What else could the game possibly need in order to appeal to a large male audience?
Oh yeah. Sex! And the game doesn’t disappoint as CD Projekt RED includes fantasy sex in the game. There’s a scene where Geralt (that’s you) and a mega-hottie named Triss find themselves near some waterfalls in a cozy little pool of water. What do they do? They hook up, of course!
7 Mass Effect 2
Mmm, still thinking about that hot human-on-human RPG action we talked about from Witcher 2? We know, what could be better than that? How about interspecies sex?
Mass Effect has some quality “your decisions impact the way you interact with people” moments. You’re able to pursue sexual relationships with a good portion of your crew. That includes your Asari companion, LiaraT’Soni. The Asari are close enough to the humanoid form that everything...fits, apparently. It’s hard to tell if sex with an alien is one giant leap for mankind or a catalyst for taking one small step in the opposite direction.
6 Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy
Simply known as Fahrenheit, this game was heavily pitched and categorized (by the choice of the developer) as the first “interactive film” game. It’s kind of like an action-adventure game meets an interactive drama, with the emphasis on the interactive part. And it’s got to sell, so... sex!
There’s a part of the game where you run into your ex girlfriend as she comes by to collect her stuff. If you choose the right options it is possible to make things pretty hot and heavy between the two of you. This includes pouring her some gin, playing some sweet tunes on your electric guitar, and giving the right dialogue responses. Then (spoiler alert) you get naked (in some versions of the game) and bang.
5 The Witcher 3
What a game. What a game! This game is so good. It’s also funny and uncomfortable sometimes, because the developers over at CD Projekt RED threw in plenty of nudity. A few pairs of breasts, some tasteful buttcheek, a lot of lingerie. Sometimes it’s cool, other times it’s like “why is this happening? What is happening? What? Why?”
And then there’s the scene in question. Spoiler alert: skip this part if you want no help in making decisions as you play the game. It’s possible to rekindle a relationship with Triss (from the Witcher 2 scene above!) and your lost love Yennefer. If you lead both women on, they surprise you with the offer of a threesome later on in the game. Things get kinky… Until they stop abruptly after handcuffing you to the bed, cheers each other with glasses of wine, and then leave you there. Hate the player, not the game.
4 God of War 3
Aphrodite, what a babe. In the third installment of the God of War series, Kratos happens upon her. He finds her rolling around in her bed with her two female...helpers. Seeing you and not wanting to waste an opportunity, she solicits you for some fun time in the sheets. If you accept, the scene cuts out of the room but you (as the gamer) see some serious bed shaking as you set about trying to satiate the appetite of a goddess.
Before the act itself, God of War serves you up some quality face time with Aphrodite's ample, bared bosom. A chest fit for a god.
3 Mass Effect 3
Another series with two installments featured on the list! Bioware must be doing something right (outside of the cool stories, compelling characters, and engaging gameplay, of course). What makes Mass Effect cool is that, like its no-barrier approach to interspecies sex, it also completely supports same-sex relationships. The main character--last name Shepherd, first name your choice-- can be male or female depending on your particular tastes. This means that when a female companion invites you to join her in the shower, you can serve yourself up a nice little lesbian sex scene. Or it can be a hetero shower sex scene. The lack of sexual orientation pigeonholing, and the steamy space shower, earn this scene the number three spot.
2 GTA: San Andreas
You knew it was coming. Or maybe you didn’t. It might depend on how old you are and how much time you spend in the gaming community. It caused a pretty big stir upon its discovery back in the early 2000s. “Hot Coffee” is a mod for GTA: San Andreas that lets you have sex with your in-game girlfriend. The code for the mini game was originally written into all versions of the game, but it was completely dormant, meaning that there was no way to access it while playing the game normally.
Modders unlocked the code and made it available to PC gamers, and then console gamers that could hack and mod their own consoles discovered it in their versions too. What a mess! Rockstar games had to re-release the game without the dormant coding in order to go from their newly minted “adult” game status back to the Mature ESRB rating.
1 Far Cry 3
Far Cry 3 puts you on an island, as Far Cry games are known to do. Spoiler alert ahead! One of the people you meet is Citra Talugmai, revered as a warrior goddess by her followers. She is a dangerous, beautiful woman, and it’s no wonder that you get tied up with her. Ok real spoiler alert. This will literally ruin the end of the game for you if you read on. You’ve been warned!
At the very end of the game, you’re faced with the choice of joining Citra or saving your friends. If you join Citra, you have some hot and heavy ritual sex. She’s speaking what sound like ritualistic rites the entire duration, and then after you finish, well… She stabs you. Right in the chest. And you bleed out. She promises that she will birth this child you’ve created, and he will be the “perfect warrior.” Sex to death in 15 seconds.