The 10 Least Attractive Professional Athletes In Sports

Life is good for ballers. This is especially true for male athletes. Across the world, professional athletes are idolized like none other. The evidence is in the way the athletes are treated. If a soccer player shows up to the door of one of the most exclusive nightclubs in Europe, there’s a zero percent chance they will have trouble getting in. If an NBA player even walks into a restaurant, he can count on free meals. Since the beginning of time, people have wanted to get close to professional athletes, so some of the good mojo that they have will rub off on them. A professional athlete always draws a crowd, encourages people to buy products they do not need, and spend an inordinate amount of time watching them basically work out against other guys.

The one perk for professional athletes that is like none other comes in the form of getting naked with people. Pro athletes not only have money and fame, their jobs often require them to be in peak physical condition, just kind of making it unfair for everyone else. There are endless tales of professional athletes who are just chest-high in women (or men) that they need a snow plow just to get out. Just look at Evander Holyfield and Shawn Kemp as an example.

Unfortunately, a lot of push ups just can’t fix a weird face. Despite what God gave these 10 athletes, the good Lord just ran out of DNA to make what’s above the neck as good as what’s below. Check out the 10 least attractive professional athletes.

10 Randy Johnson


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9 Anthony Davis


This whole section will not mention the one thing that has made Anthony Davis’ face the butt of many jokes. It will avoid the most obvious, glaring thing that sticks out about Anthony Davis. This section will only talk about his prowess on the basketball court.

8 Sam Cassell


Sam Cassell played 16 seasons in the NBA and won not one, not two, but three NBA championships. He played in an era against Michael Jordan, Shaquille O’Neal, Penny Hardaway, Hakeem Olajuwon, Charles Barkley, John Stockton, and Karl Malone when they were all in their prime as NBA players. He was one of the most competitive point guards to ever play the game and is now providing his experience as a coach in the NBA.

7 Alexander Ovechkin

The good thing for Alexander Ovechkin is that he is incredibly, stupidly rich. He signed some million year hockey contract for more money that the island of Guam produces in a decade. He will undoubtedly go into hockey history as one of the best and most decorated athletes in its history. He and his family are set for life. His kids will never want for anything.

6 Dennis Rodman

For those old enough to remember, Dennis Rodman was either the most frustrating or the most exhilarating player on the basketball court. Rodman could hardly shoot, dribble, or even pass a basketball. However, there was nobody in the basketball world that had the energy to rebound like Dennis Rodman. This skill took him to levels he probably could never foresee.

5 Chris Kaman


Those GEICO commercials where Chris Kaman played a caveman did were amazing. Who knew that he was so multi talented? He managed to not only balance out a career in the NBA, but also a budding acting career. He even had a television show that was on for a whole season before it was canned. Whoever was in charge of marketing at GEICO was a genius to go with a name that was already recognized compared to some unknown actor. Oh wait, that wasn’t Kaman? Who knew?

4 Adam Morrison


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3 Georghe Muresan


Everything about Georghe Muresan is extra. His height is extra because he stands 7’7”. His name has an extra letter (“h”). By looking at his face, it seems like his jaw and forehead are just a few extra inches bigger than most people.

2 Andre the Giant


Andre the Giant had a wrestling career that spanned nearly 30 years and is one of the sport’s greatest legends. He even acted in movies, usually playing on his larger than life image. His rivalry with Hulk Hogan was one of the fiercest in professional sports. Every gigantic wrestler, including Big Show, owe a part of their success to Andre’s legacy.

1 Patrick Ewing


There’s this scene in the Marlon Wayans' movie, Senseless, where Marlon's character ends up courtside next to Patrick Ewing. Up until then, Ewing had been a part of a few “Got Milk?” campaigns where he had a white mustache, having pretended to have gulped down some cold, delicious milk. Marlon’s character, having recently gone blind, sat down next to Ewing and said, “Got milk? I had milk since I seen Patrick Ewing’s ugly ass drinking it.” There’s little more to say about Ewing’s appearance since it has now been immortalized in Hollywood lore.

Ewing, a former NBA star, seems to be a good sport on and off the court.

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