Have you ever taken a Facebook hiatus? You realized one day that you were spending countless hours refreshing insignificant information. You realized that you were becoming obsessed with keeping tabs of certain people, and then realized that if they were really your friends, you would probably know about their lives first hand. You may have felt this way and taken yourself off of Facebook, but chances are you wound back on it after some time away.
Social media is addictive because it offers a safe environment to seek information we would otherwise not obtain without embarrassing ourselves. It allows us to do what we could never do in real life - filter. We can delete our mistakes, redraft our ideas, crop our pictures; we can be who we always wanted to be. And it seems that all any of us has ever wanted to be fits into a few, distinct categories. No matter who you are, or what kind of life you have lived, or where you have lived it, we all seem to have the same basic types of Facebook friends.
The benefit of Facebook, though, is that you can avoid the people you don’t like without having to take responsibility for it. You simply block them. Why block a friend? Because technology is all about preference and accessibility. Why look at something you don’t want to if you don’t have to. Blocking people can give us a certain satisfaction that we can’t have in real life. We can choose not to view the comments and opinions of certain friends. But what kinds of personality traits and information do we dislike enough to block? Here are 10 types of friends we suspect you may have blocked at some point in your digital life.
10 The Fitness Fanatic
9 The Check In
This friend has checked in more places than Richard Attenborough. The check in friend has an uncontrollable need to publicize his/her every movement. One can only hope that a serial killer is stalking them and will use the broadcasted information to put an end to it all.
8 The Political Preacher
Social media was once a welcome break from reality but because of those friends of yours with big political ideas, it has become a horrifying glimpse into a post-apocalyptic future brought about by our own insolence. Your political friend is telling you that if you vote for he-who-shall-not-be-named you are bringing about the demise of your children and your planet.
They are forever posting articles about dead people, disasters and terrorist threats and perpetuating the violence and horror that the media push everyday.
7 The Happy Couple
Oh just get lost! Go off into a maze while on one of your romantic hikes and get eaten by bears. Nobody likes that you’re in love except for maybe your families because finally you’re not their problem anymore. There is not one sane person out there who enjoys you writing a public post directed to your significant other who is probably sitting right beside you. How about you just tell them that? Does it somehow make it more legitimate if your old pen pal in Germany reads it too?
6 The Family Man
Delusion is a powerful thing. So when a man has a child, he may try to heal his wounded bachelor soul by pretending that this child is the most photogenic, exciting thing on the planet. This child may indeed be the best thing that ever happened to him, but to the rest of us he’s just another bald, noisy, foul-smelling omen.
5 The Boho Traveller
4 The Hot One
You have seen every inch of this friend’s body…in images. You know the manicured arch of their brow, the curve of their back, the adorable freckle above the right side of their lip. This friend is the one that has more pictures of them standing in front of a mirror taking a picture than they’ve had days on the earth.
3 The Overnight Success
2 The Cryptic Post Writer
Tales from the Cryptic Writer are always open-ended. This character enjoys writing brief posts that elude an obvious question; “Got the Job!” As what you ask?
“Wish this day would end!” Why you ask?
“So much for friends!” What happened?
1 The Animal Lover
Saving the world one kitten at a time, the animal lover is a kind-hearted individual sitting at home eating cordon bleu and crying over puppy mills. This friend really loves animals and so do you, who doesn’t squeal at a teeny, little labradoodle. All the same, there are apparently an awful lot of animals about to be destroyed right this minute if you don’t drop your selfishness and take them in. This friend posts pictures of adorable pit-bull's with sad eyes and three legged, one-eyed tabby’s peering out of cages. It’s awful, but somehow not awful enough for you to drive on down to the humane society and bundle the poor things into your car. So you block them to not feel bad anymore.
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