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7 Instagram Dogs That Will Make You Feel Unsuccessful

When you get to a certain age, this horrible thing happens to you where you can look around at all your friends and acquaintances and see which of them are more successful than you. Even though it fel

When you get to a certain age, this horrible thing happens to you where you can look around at all your friends and acquaintances and see which of them are more successful than you. Even though it felt like you all started on the same level, in high school or college, just messing around and having fun, at some point you have to look at your old friend and say to yourself, "yes, he is empirically better than me." And it doesn't even matter that you have seen this man throw up into his own hat or accidentally superglue his hand to the toilet seat when he was trying to play a prank on his roommate; now he is an investment banker making six figures, so technically speaking, he is more successful than you.

The horrible thing about the Internet is now you can also look around and see which dogs are more successful than you. Obviously dogs can't be investment bankers because dogs are really bad at counting and don't speak English fluently or at all in some cases, but they can have wildly popular Instagram accounts. And in this respect, they are technically more successful than you.

So here are 7 dogs who roll around in dead things, have god awful breath, think the vacuum cleaner is a monster, eat their own throw up, eat the cat's throw up, hump the couch cushions, eat the neighbor's garbage, and have more Instagram followers than you will ever even come close to having. Here are 7 Instagram Dogs That Will Make You Feel Unsuccessful.

7 Manny the French Bulldog - Takes Naps In Sinks

Manny is a four-year-old French Bulldog from Chicago whose Instagram account @manny_the_frenchie has a whopping 852 thousand followers. On his account, Manny can be seen wearing a multitude of cute outfits. Manny dresses as a turtle, a triceratops, an elephant, and even a skunk. He loves to wear little hats, hoodies, and glasses. He also loves to take naps in the sink! Manny's owners are Amber Chavez and Jon Huang who named Manny after famous Filipino boxer and politician Manny Pacquiao.

6 Loki the Wolfdog - The Snowboarding Dog

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Loki is a Wolfdog (a Husky, Malamute, and Arctic Wolf mix) from Colorado. Loki's Instagram, @loki_the_wolfdog, has 540 thousand followers. The expertly photographed account features Loki enjoying himself in the beautiful mountains of Colorado. Loki does everything from camping, to snowboarding, to climbing, to swimming. He also loves to hang out in his hammock or take a nap in his sleeping bag.

5 Doug the Pug - Pug Life

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Doug is a three-year-old Pug from Nashville, TN. Doug's account @itsdougthepug has 850 thousand followers. Doug's Facebook page has over 2.6 million likes. Doug is owned by Leslie Mosier who takes him to appear at music festivals and TV shows ever since he achieved Internet stardom. Doug has been featured on sites such as Huffington Post, Buzzfeed, Cosmopolitan, and Mashable. On his Instagram account, Doug can be seen in a myriad of cute costumes and outfits. He wears glasses, beanies, and little hoodies. If a fat little pug wears hoodies he gets almost a million followers, but if you wear a hoodie to the office once in a while because you spilled yogurt on your shirt then Brenda calls you a "dirty street urchin;" so how does that make sense?

4 Marnie the Shih Tzu - The Lolling Tongue

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Clocking in at 1.8 million followers, we have a 12-year-old Shih Tzu from New York named Marnie. Marnie @marniethedog rose to Internet stardom thanks to her lolling tongue and constant head tilt which vets think might have been the result of vestibular disease. Marnie was adopted when she was 10 years old by Shirley Braha after she was taken in by animal control when she was living on the street after being abandoned in Connecticut.

3 Tuna the Chihuahua Dachshund Mix - The Author

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Tuna is a Chihuahua Dachshund mix living in Los Angeles whose Instagram account @tunameltsmyheart has 1.5 million followers. At four months old, Tuna was found on the side of the road in San Diego after being abandoned by his owner. The animal shelter then took him to an L.A. farmer's market where he was adopted by Courtney Dasher. Tuna's account was featured on Instagram's front page, sending the number of followers up greatly.

2 Jiff the Pomeranian - The Actor

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Jiff's Instagram account @jiffpom has 1.8 million followers. Jiff is probably best known for appearing in Katy Perry's music video "Dark Horse." Jiff has also been in commercials for Target and Banana Republic, and has made many famous friends such as Ryan Seacrest and Sia.

1 Beanz the Mexican Xolo - Tongue Out

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Beanz is a hairless, 4-year-old Mexican Xolo whose Instagram account @beanzhart has accumulated 199,000 followers. Beanz lives in L.A. and belongs to prominent YouTuber Mamrie Hart. Are you kidding? This dog? This dog has almost 200 thousand followers? It looks like an giant ugly fruit fly. Her tongue lives permanently outside of her body. Why would people voluntarily look at that on social media?

You comb your hair everyday and you floss your teeth sometimes and you own several ties and now it's just like what's the point.  You are a human being with rich experiences worth sharing with a wide audience via social media. Not to mention, you still have both of your testicles but no one cares and no one will ever care. One day dogs will rule the Earth.

Sources: Instagram.com, Wikipedia.org, Buzzfeed.com

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