Intimate scenes have their place in films. They let the viewer believe in the relationship we're seeing on camera and, let's be honest, who doesn’t like a little bit of nudity and sexy time? Yet, while these scenes are great, there are many films that try to replace actual film substance with them. When this happens, you get a terrible film with lots of gratuitous sex. In these films, the intimate scenes are the only reason to watch the film in the first place. That's what we've come here to discuss with you today.
There are countless films that are terrible beyond reason. We've tried, but we can’t love them. There is not one single redeeming quality about them. There are some films, however, that are horrible films, but they have enough gratuitous intimacy in them that they hold our interest. Why not just watch a skin flick, you ask? Well, because there's a difference. Even the worst films have better storylines than skin flicks. These awful films at least try to put together a story. They may have failed miserably, but we have to credit them for effort. There are also bonus points given if the film features a famous star in a dirty role. That really ups the stakes.
Plus, if it weren't for us, you might never have seen these films. After reading this, you're going to have a new list of movies to watch. Outside of these scenes, there is no reason why you should, if we're being completely honest, but you will. Oh, you will. Say it's for science. Say it's for research. These are not good films, we've warned you enough about that, but they are filled with nudity and sex, and, if for no other reason, you should watch them for that. Here are 15 unwatchable movies that are stuffed full of so much awesome gratuitous intimacy.
13 Flesh Gordon
12 Kama Sutra
10 The Center of the World
9 9 ½ Weeks
6 Original Sin
5 Poison Ivy 2 & Poison Ivy 3: The New Seduction
3 Color of Night
A historical drama mixed with explicit sex, Caligula is a one-of-a-kind film where viewers can learn a little something and see countless nude human beings having unsimulated sex. While people have commented on the quality of the political content within the film, its true quality is only in the sexiness of it. Helen Mirren, Peter O'Toole and Malcolm McDowell star in the film and Mirren looks fantastic as always. The women are essentially nude the entire film because their sheer robes don't cover much of anything. Most of the crowd shots feature extended unsimulated sex scenes which were shot using real Penthouse Pets (what Penthouse calls their women)—a perk you get when your film is produced by Penthouse. Because of the film's gratuitous sex scenes, many countries have banned this film, but we haven’t, so check it out.
Sources: IMDB; Wikipedia; Complex
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