Over the years there have been several shows about life in prison, but the vast majority of them have focused on correction facilities that house men. Oz, Prison Break, Prisoner and Hogan’s Heroes, are all examples of the fact that television has predominantly been comfortable with allowing us to see fictionalized versions of men’s prisons. Thankfully, Orange is the New Black bucked that trend when it came out in 2013 by focusing on life inside of a women’s minimum-security prison through the eyes of a first-time conduct. This show has provided us with a long list of entertaining situations and characters, like Crazy Eyes, Red, Taystee, and others.
Still, we’d be lying through our teeth if we tried to pretend that one of the shows biggest virtues isn’t its plethora of sexy scenes. As a result, we decided to put together this list of the fifteen hottest scenes in the series’ history (thus far). In order for a scene to be considered for the list, we only required it to be sexy enough that it made people want to watch it again. It doesn’t matter how the characters and actors involved identify from a sexual perspective, or if a scene features people in various stages of undress, our only requirement is that it gets people’s engine running.
15 'O' Interruptus
14 Nicky and Lorna Shower Time
13 Polly Hanging Out
Let’s call it as it is. Pretty well nobody watched this show in order to see more about Piper’s boyfriend, Larry, living his life on the outside. It had little to do with Jason Biggs' performance, although he wasn’t exactly lighting the world on fire, instead, it was because whenever he appeared on our screens it was a distraction from the world we cared about. While we could understand that his situation was less than ideal, we also didn’t really give a crap about him at all.
12 Gotta Love Showers
11 Daya and Bennett’s Valentines
10 Nicky and Soso “Talk”
9 Dancing For The Devil
8 Poussey and Soso’s Shower Stall
7 Public Dirty Talk
While looking at a beautiful person’s body will always be something that we love, it’s still true that scenes that get us mentally involved will always be the sexiest. Need an example? Look no further than this moment from the fourth season’s third episode where Lorna, otherwise known as Morello, has a sexy conversation with her husband which everyone around them can hear.
6 Bed Bugs and Babes
5 Nicky and Lorna Get Biblical
4 German Scissors
3 Piper and Alex Reconnect
2 Ruby “Stella Carlin” Rose
1 Piper’s Would Be Lesson
We know what you may be thinking, haven’t we talked about Alex and Piper together enough already? First of all, if that thought occurred to you then you should appreciate the embarrassment of riches this pairing has provided all of us viewers. Second of all, there is no way we could ever get enough of these two together in a sexual capacity. Seen here in the second season, they are featured in the hottest scene in the show's history (in our opinion). Immediately after the opening credits, we cut to Piper about to pop as a hand rubs her chest. Revealed as an appendage that belongs to Alex in the next few moments, we watch as Piper shyly asks if she can return the favour before revealing that it is something she’s never done in the past. Watching as they coyly discuss the next stage in their relationship, imagining what could come next is delightful.
Sources: PopSugar, BoxOfficeScoop
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