We all love a good butt. Really, who doesn't love a good butt? If we're thinking in terms of evolutionary psychology, a big butt is a sign of a healthy woman that has enough fat to carry a baby for nine months. If we're thinking in terms of social psychology, a big butt is a sign of a woman that's well fed and has time to hit the gym, automatically giving her higher social status. If we're thinking in terms of pop psychology, a big butt is a sign that damn, she's hot.
But maybe we've taken this whole "big butt" thing too far. These booties are getting out of control; some women have irrationally large butts. Women can (and very often do) have plastic surgery to enlarge their butts. Bikini bottoms have turned into thongs that are entirely consumed by plump butt cheeks. These big butts are taking over!
Some butts just have too much butt to handle. After all, shouldn't the butt just be a complement to the rest of the body? There's so much butt on some of these women, it almost distracts from the rest of the package! We think these bums are just a bit overwhelming. Here's 15 celebrities with too much junk in the trunk.
15 Scarlett Johansson
Is anyone really surprised that Scarlett Johansson has an amazing butt? She plays a super hero, after all! She works out every day for hours to keep her body in amazing shape! Imagine all the squats and lunges and stair climbs she’s doing. She’s got a booty that won’t quit.
Speaking of the "Can't Remember to Forget You" music video, Rihanna was the featured guest artist in Shakira's song and... well, damn. There are a few clips of Rihanna and Shakira caressing each other on a settee and smoking a thick cigar together. It's pretty damn sexy. Any song could be playing behind that music video and it would remain one of the sexiest any of us had seen in a long time.
13 Sofia Vergara
Fergie is 40 years old, but her body apparently doesn’t know that; she’s got an amazing figure that looks like it belongs to a 30-year-old. Especially that rump. Better yet, she wears expensive and tailored clothes that show off all of her best assets. It's no wonder Josh Duhamel scooped her up.
9 Iggy Azalea
Iggy Azalea's butt almost takes up more surface area on her body than any other limb. Her butt is likely to have its own gravitational pull. If she turns around too quickly, that thing could knock someone over. If you ever watch one of Iggy's music videos, you'll notice that she doesn't actually do a lot: she simply moves her hips slowly from side to side, causing so many wiggles and jiggles that nothing more is necessary.
8 Christina Aguilera
Beyonce is the best of the best for so many reasons, we all know that. Her superior booty is just another reason to love her. She's had her booty working in her favor since she first hit the scene with Destiny's Child (remember? Her body's too booty-licious for ya. Babe.).
6 Serena Williams
It's Serena's job to work out constantly and stay in amazing shape, so is it any surprise that she has such an amazing butt? Seriously! There's a reason Serena wears tennis skirts at all of her matches; if she were wearing tight yoga pants, no one would pay attention to the tennis match!
5 Amber Rose
Amber Rose doesn't know the meaning of the word shame. She's got an absolutely amazing body. She's packing so much junk in her trunk, she might as well show it off.
4 Kim Kardashian
Yes, she's absolutely obnoxious. Yes, people talk about her infinitely more than they need to. Yes, her ego is much bigger than her butt... Still, her butt is enormous and unbelievable. Then again, most of Kim's life is pretty flabbergasting. She's married to Kanye West, she named one of her kids North and the other Saint, and she has her own reality television show that follows her life as she does... nothing of importance.
3 Khloe Kardashian
2 Jennifer Lopez
Jennifer Lopez has been working that booty since she first hit the scene in the '90s. Unlike most other celebrities in this list, J. Lo has never had problems with yo-yo dieting; she was born with a great booty and she has maintained that great booty. Even at 46-years-old!
1 Nicki Minaj
A picture is worth a thousand words, right? Well then, this picture is worth a few thousand. Though she's denied it, Nicki has obviously had a ton of plastic surgery; if you google "Before and after Nicki," she's practically unrecognizable. But can you blame the woman? To have a body like that, millions of women would take a chance under the knife.
Clearly Nicki's not shy about showing off her assets. If you have not yet seen the "Anaconda" music video, it's worth taking a gander at. Nicki's butt stars in the leading role.
Sources: perezhilton, people
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