Doing the deed is part of life. As Cameron Diaz once said, it's what we were put on earth to do. And the rich and famous are seemingly constantly at it; in beds, in the back of limos, in airplane toilets, in elevators, in private jets, and sometimes they take their toys or gadgets with them. They seem to love talking about it. Zoe Saldana talks positions. Will and Jada discuss "that time" in the back of a limo. Ditto Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton. Some discuss doing it in public. Miley posts pictures with toys. And celebrities from Kate Moss to Jennifer Lawrence own up to loving their sexy gadgets. As a famous female star once said, the only bad publicity is no publicity. The rich and famous are not like the rest of us. Sex is part of the image, and it seems to be the very best publicity.
12 Zoe Saldana
Google Zoe Saldana and "sex" and you will quickly see that this 30 something star of Guardians of the Galaxy is not bashful about talking about any aspect of her sex life. Positions? Well, she used to be lazy, but now she and her long legs like to be on top. Where? Well, airplanes and (wait for it) in between carriages of a New York subway train. Forget the p*rn or threesomes, she says. Her advice for a super great sex life is to be totally uninhibited. And in the past? Well, she admits that, before settling down with hubby, the oh so sexy Italian artist Marco Perego, she slipped between the sheets with co-stars. And we all remember that thing with Bradley Cooper.
11 Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton (and Brad Pitt)
Way back when she was married to Billy Bob and made a habit of displaying raunchy kisses and hands all over the place in public, Angelina and Billy Bob did "it" in the back of a limo. This was in 2000 on the way to the MTV Awards. We know this because Angelina made a point of announcing it on the red carpet. Rumors of sex dungeons with Billy Bob even continue to circulate. And Brad? Well, to begin with, she apparently likes to wear her Maleficent horns in bed. Well, okay, we get the devil thing. The old Angie? The wild child who locked lips with her brother seems long gone. But wait. Wasn't she spotted shopping in Coco De Mer, the infamous London sex shop? Brad, ever the gentleman, only admits that she is no angel in bed. Must be those horns . . . And then there are all those rumors of bisexuality.
10 Olivia Wilde
As reported in the Daily Mail, Wilde's lady parts died after her breakup with Italian hubby, Tao Ruspoli. Well, okay. But then? Well, in 2012 she started dating Saturday Night Live star Jason Sudeikis. She admitted that they did the deed "like Kenyan marathon runners". Apparently, it's, well energetic. Sudeikis credits their sexual marathons with helping him to lose weight. Forget the treadmill and gym membership, he says. The Tron star is a great workout partner.
Wilde also kind of admitted to Andy Cohen that, as Sudeikis put it, she "had dipped into the lady pond". Well, we do remember those scenes with Mischa Barton in The O.C. And we thought it was just great acting.
9 David and Victoria Beckham
Back in 2007, Victoria Beckham told the Daily Mail that she and David couldn't get enough of each other and that she slept in the nude every night. She just had to be with him every night. Sex was more important than sleep. Interesting. Well, fast forward to 2013 and guess what? She told The Mirror she would rather "work or pluck her eyebrows" than do the deed with her hunky husband. What happened? Well, in a word, children. By the time she gets son Brooklyn to bed she is exhausted and, then came word that daughter Harper slept between them every night.
8 Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth
Now for something completely different. Miley on stage in Chicago on her Dead Petz Tour with fake breasts and a prosthetic sex toy. Miley on Twitter cuddling up with her Hand of Adonis adult toy. Here's a girl that tries way too hard to be bad. Real sex? Well, there are those pesky stories about Cyrus and on again, off again, now on again boyfriend Liam Hemsworth, having sexy time under a table at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party in 2012. Cosmopolitan UK did report that Miley admitted that the couple liked to think of crazy places to have sex and that it was always wild. The former Disney star is apparently up for anything that's legal with men and women. As Perez Hilton put it, she's "gender fluid".
7 Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gyllenhaal
Forget Brad P. doing it with Sinitta in a very private box at London's Royal Albert Hall, or Rolling Stone Mick Jagger's little girl Georgia May, getting down to it with boyfriend Josh Ludlow on the London Underground, or Scarlett Johansson and Benicio Del Toro doing it in the elevator at L.A.'s Chateau Marmont hotel, let's look at the torrid history of former lovers Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gyllenhaal. Those two were serial "do it in public" types. They did it all over the place - in cars, beaches and in bathrooms. That's what they called spicing it up. They even briefly considered a hotel corridor before ruling it out as too risky. A good call we say. As Chelsea Handler once admitted, she had never made out in public. But, sex was a different thing.
6 Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith
What do you do in the back of a limo on the way to the Oscars? Well, if you are hunky Will Smith and sexy Jada Pinkett Smith, the answer is obvious: You do the deed. This was back in 2011. According to Jada, Will gave her "that look" and they started kissing. She ended up a mess with no make up left (and they missed the Red Carpet). In talking to Huff Post about sex, she says she believes in mixing it up. Doing it outside, in cars, in friends' houses and in costumes. Will's recipe for a happy marriage? The Men in Black star keeps it simple: Lots of sexy time. Huff Post calls it a "hyperactive" sex life. Sounds exhausting.
5 Ralph Fiennes
It would take ages to list all the celebrities who have done the deed on airplanes: Liam Neeson, Janet Jackson, Miranda Kerr and on and on. During a "Never Have I Ever" segment on The Ellen DeGeneres Show, in 2015, Gwyneth Paltrow, Johnny Depp and Paul Bettany (who were promoting their movie Mordecai), were given paddles with "I have" on one side and "I have never" on the other side. When DeGeneres asked if they had had sex on an airplane, they all held up "I have" (and so did a DeGeneres). Well, in 2007, Ralph Fiennes had sex with a Qantas stewardess in a toilet on a long haul flight. They were caught and she lost her job. It was the chemistry, she said. He was gorgeous.
4 Christina Aquilera and Matthew Rutler
Well, toilets on planes aren't the only sex hotspots. Reportedly, Drew Barrymore and Fabrizio Moretti of The Strokes, were caught in a bathroom at an opera in New York. The opera was boring and they decided to take a bathroom break. Together. Moretti says a security guard outed them.
And then there's the story of Christina Aquilera and Matthew Rutler doing the deed in a bathroom during a family gathering. No word on what the family thought or, indeed, how the story of the singer and her toy boy fiance in the loo came to see the light of day. Sometimes "no publicity" might be better than "bad publicity".
3 Kate Moss
The 40 something supermodel has an insatiable appetite for many things, most of which are not good for her. Sex, drugs, alcohol and rumors have swirled around her since she hit the limelight in the 1990s. After a torrid 90s affair with Johnny Depp ended badly, she became entangled with actor Jude Law, and his wife Sadie Frost. The three became a threesome. Back then, she reportedly slept with her friends' boyfriends and husbands. Patsy Kensit, then married to Liam Gallagher, went ballistic after she discovered Liam had spent the night with Moss. Reports of purchases of expensive vibrators and an apparently drunken spree in a London sex shop in 2011 have done little to clean up her image.
2 Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart
Remember back in the day when those two were lovers on and off screen? They sizzled in Twilight and they sizzled in real life. Long before Stewart's indiscretions with Snow White and the Huntsman director Rupert Sanders, she and Rob seemed perfect together. But, what about the sex? Well, Kristen does remember one kind of "unusual" thing. She told UK Vogue that Pattinson liked to lick her armpits. Moving on (quickly please), he is apparently now having the best sex of his life with English singer FKA Twigs.
1 Bradley Cooper
Cooper in a wet, hot gay sex scene? Yes, but it was for his movie Wet Hot American Summer. Jennifer Lawrence, his co-star in Silver Linings Playbook, has dubbed him a "wet" kisser. Apparently, that is not a good thing. Nasty rumors about BC being boring between the sheets and babbling French to his partner because he thinks it's a turn on persist. Apparently, one former partner said it was like being with Pepe Le Pew. That's gotta hurt.