What does almost every man, regardless of race, social status, salary, or education want in his life? A dime piece. Whether or not it's "within his means" to land a sexy chick, it's a pretty safe bet that any guy you ask will list a hottie with a body as one of his greatest desires in life, and who can blame him? Even straight women can admit how breathtaking the female form is. Unfortunately, ladies have standards too, and if you're not a perfect 10 yourself, you may run into some trouble trying to pick up that Instagram-model-looking chick you've been eyeing for weeks.
However, there is a real-life cheat code to nabbing the woman of your dreams if you aren't exactly "Prince Charming" material: being absurdly wealthy. Just head on over to San Francisco where thousands of software engineers are building the future and you'll probably see more silicone than valley. Ladies love a nerdy man with a thick bank account and stock options. But if you're not attractive or particularly intelligent there is one more way you can try to nab a beautiful woman, though it's hardly the easiest route: become a ball player. You could be born with a face like Sloth from The Goonies and the wisdom of Hodor from Game Of Thrones, but if you're 6'4'' and can consistently throw 3s (or even inconsistently throw 3s; just ask Chris Andersen) then you are definitely going to score.
Need proof? Here are 11 of the ugliest dudes in the NBA with the sexiest women by their sides.
10 Milica Marjanovic - Boban Marjanovic
9 Faith Rein - Udonis Haslem
8 Sarah Dunleavy - Mike Dunleavy
7 Emilie Kaman - Chris Kaman
6 Adrienne Williams Bosh - Chris Bosh
5 Nadia Bonner - Matt Bonner
4 Alla Mozgov - Timofey Mozgov
3 Jessica Olsson - Dirk Nowitzki
2 Masha Kirilenko - Andrei Kirilenko
1 Tina Wiseman - Chris Andersen
When you're as busted as Chris Andersen of the Memphis Grizzlies, almost anyone would be considered out of your league. Luckily for Chris, he's not playing in a regular league; he's playing in the NBA. It's just a hunch, but maybe that's how he managed to snag his gorgeous wife-to-be, Tina Wiseman. The two were first seen together in Miami in 2013 while Andersen was playing for the Miami Heat, and they've been together ever since. Hopefully Andersen continues to treat this cutie right, lest she break up their engagement like his previous fiancé, Brandy Newman. No pressure, Chris.
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