The internet is ingrained in our everyday lives. We use it for work, for staying in touch with friends, to read current events and of course, the internet's eternal sweetheart, to look at, er, adult entertainment. Most recently, the latter two came together in the form of Kim Kardashian, who posed completely nude for Paper Magazine. The magazine boasted that her larger than life, centaur-esque backside was bound to break the internet.
While we agree that Kim's derriere is impressive, proclaiming that it was going to break the internet was somewhat of a lofty statement considering everything we've seen before Kim decided to roll around in olive oil and pose for a picture. In fact, it really didn't even come close to breaking the internet when you compare it to some of the events/people that have graced the interwebs in the past few years. But since we know the internet also has a short attention span, here's a reminder of the ten things that already broke the internet better than Kim Kardashian.
10 The ALS "Ice Bucket" Challenge
9 Antoine Dodson (AKA: "Hide yo kids, Hide yo wife" guy)
8 Gangnam Style
7 Mateo (AKA: The "Listen Linda" Kid)
6 The Selfie Heard 'Round The World
5 Robin Williams' Death
4 Sweet Brown (AKA "Ain't Nobody Got Time for That!")
3 Britney Spears 2007 MTV Performance
2 Susan Boyle's Britain's Got Talent Audition
1 Britney Shaves Her Head
Britney had the world's attention yet again in 2007 when reports surfaced that she had gone full-on Sinead and shaved her head completely bald. The world's most beloved pop star had lost her ever lovin' mind and the internet followed suit. The scrutiny, adoration and fame that Britney received at the height of her career was intense and would have driven even the most well adjusted person into the loony bin. Sadly, it ate up on a young girl who probably just wanted to sing and dance for a living. As BRITNEY SPEARS the brand grew, so did all the money-sucking vampires it employed and in 2007, the cash cow broke from the pressure. The internet was riveted by her downfall, like it was some kind of surprise.
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