The list of terrifying things that you only have to endure once in your life is exhaustive. Your first day at school, the first time you drop the ball at work, the first time you get a speeding ticket - all nightmarish scenarios that we all go through once and then, happily, never again. Expressing your physical love with a consenting adult for the first time is something that we bet would be top of the list of things you're glad you'll never have to go through again.
No matter how old, good-looking or sensible you are at the time, losing your virginity is a uniquely troubling experience. Wondering if you're doing it correctly, worrying that your partner may not be enjoying it, wishing that you hadn't taken all your tips from Fifty Shades of Grey...there's so much to panic about, it's a wonder any of us ever had sex again. Happily, everybody else was in the same boat as you - even the biggest stars of the adult entertainment industry. Their first times were also their worst times and they're now paid for being brilliant at the old slap and tickle.
10 stars of adult films have offered their accounts of the time they lost their V-cards and the stories make for amazing reading. From disastrous and hilariously unsatisfying encounters, to sweet tales of waiting for their first loves, their stories are surprisingly tame and, well, ordinary.
10 Courtney Cummings
9 Brittany Andrews
8 Aurora Snow
7 Dana Vespoli
6 Lizzy Borden
5 Jessica Drake
4 Teagan Presley
3 Mary Carey
2 Joanna Angel
1 Ron Jeremy
Ron Jeremy is perhaps the first to admit that he isn't the best-looking guy in the world. However, he is one of the most famous names in the adult industry, which is possibly why he looks so cheerful in literally every picture of him on Google. However, even the legend that is Ron has an embarrassing story to tell about the night he lost his virginity, making the rookie mistake of putting his protection on backwards: "It wouldn’t go on at first, the lubricated side was against me, not against her". Ron can be forgiven for this, given he was only 15 at the time, but his efforts at love-making for the first time remain distinctly comical.
Sources: askmen.com, dailymail.co.uk, thedailybeast.com
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