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10 Of The Most Ridiculous Quotes By Celebrities

We inhabit one hell of a fame obsessed world. Actors, TV stars, musicians, models and sports stars are idolized, sometimes to the point where we forget that they are a breathing human that poops, just

We inhabit one hell of a fame obsessed world. Actors, TV stars, musicians, models and sports stars are idolized, sometimes to the point where we forget that they are a breathing human that poops, just like the rest of us. Often forgotten in the furor of the flashing lights of the paparazzi and the heady glare and opulence of the red carpet, awards ceremonies and other rituals of celebrity worship, is that very fact. Therefore, just like the rest of us, the famous are capable of some cringe-inducing, foot-in-the-mouth moments. What’s worse is with such foolhardy mishaps, we see the full embarrassing slip of the tongue in the unflattering glare of the press and public opinion.

Furthermore, the modern digital Internet age has led to a raft of reality TV stars whose talent is as vague as the sense they make and as vague as our bewilderment as to why we see these people parading on our TV screens and news feeds. So it's often not surprising that when these people open their mouths, dirty things spill out. It's only natural that the crap switch is unable to be turned off after the cameras stop rolling, or the game reaches the full time whistle. Many more of these people are getting popular by the day, and their stupid hot air fills the global and cyber airways, filling an already bloated medium! Let’s take a look at some of the most ridiculous mishaps that have fled the mouths of celebs.

10 Jessica Simpson

“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea'." – Jessica Simpson.

9 Paris Hilton

“Walmart… do they like make walls there?” – Paris Hilton.

8 Jayden Smith

"If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society." – Jayden Smith.

7 Kanye West

"I won't go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I've ever felt to home." – Kanye West.

6 Britney Spears

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." – Britney Spears.

5 David Beckham

"I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet." – David Beckham.

4 George W. Bush

“They misunderestimated me.” – George W. Bush.

3 Tila Tequila

“I’m shooting a commercial for safe sex. How ironic. Because I don’t have that.” – Tila Tequila.

2 Brooke Hogan

“You know what? I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff. Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?” – Brooke Hogan.

1 Mel Gibson

“What are you looking at, sugar t***?” – Mel Gibson.

The movie star and director must have had a Braveheart to say this to an officer of the law, one carrying a Lethal Weapon no less! The actor went a little Mad Max here and thought he knew What Women Want by throwing this vulgar ‘compliment’ her way. If being arrested doesn’t give him enough Signs (okay, we're done with the puns) that something’s up, this was certainly no better way to get out of trouble and definitely a sure fire route to allow the cops to take away your freedom!

 

Sources:  news.com, radaronline.com, buzzfeed.com

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