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10 Hot Celebs Who Should Grace The Last Nude Playboy

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10 Hot Celebs Who Should Grace The Last Nude Playboy

It was recently announced by the top decision makers at Playboy that their magazine, one that blazed the trail for the adult film and magazine business over six decades ago, will soon stop featuring fully naked women in their publication. The changes to that policy will be accompanied by a major shift in the magazine’s image, as they are trying to refocus the audience and attract more millennials. There will still be beautiful women, but the pictures will no longer feature nudity.

Their rationale for these sweeping changes is basically the fact that because of the filthy place known as the internet, there is no reason to exchange a few dollars in public for one’s nudity, when literally anything you want to see can be found online for free. They have said that their policies and image retooling will be complete and in place as of next March. Jenny McCarthy (and former Playmate) recently indicated that she would be happy to strip down to be the magazine’s last naked model. Pamela Anderson has been featured in the magazine over ten times, and the list of those who have posed for “Heff” goes all the way back to 1953, when Marilyn Monroe graced the pages of the first edition ever.

While the list of beautiful celebrities who have been in the magazine is long, there are still tons of gorgeous, famous women who have not answered the call yet. This is our list of those women we think are beautiful enough to be worthy of that final nude edition of Playboy. This is purely a fantasy list and unless you’re an insider, there is likely no way of figuring out who will be the magazine’s last nude model. It is unlikely that a member of this list will be featured in the final nude issue, but I’ll make a case for why each one belongs on this list.

10. Alison Brie

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via:hawtcelebs.com

Whether you know her as Annie Edison or Trudy Campbell, chances are if you’re reading this, you want to know what Alison Brie looks like wearing nothing. As Trudy she played a stunning 1960’s era housewife and on Community she was the cute, bubbly and naive Annie. In both of these roles, she stole our hearts and our filthy, depraved minds. She has posed for sexy photoshoots a few times before, with GQ and Esquire but nothing without at least some covering.

9. Adele

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via:thatgrapejuice.net

Playboy and just about every other magazine with less than fully-clothed women out there have focused on thin women for years. In some cases, these women look emaciated, and that’s not even attractive. Adele is recognized as one of the stunning women in show business whose beauty is not defined by being thin. Rather she is a beautiful woman with a stunning face, intriguing style and some great curves.

For those of you who don’t like the idea of a woman with curves being featured in Playboy‘s last nude edition, grow up, lads, there are more ways to be beautiful than just not eating. I’m not betting on this, but it’d be an interesting angle for them to take.

I’ll step off my soap box now.

8. Rihanna

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Singer Rihanna is one of the most amazing looking women in the world. She has a sexy voice, not to mention the face or the body. Her appearing in Playboy is very unlikely because she is not a big fan of her own status as a sex symbol. Furthermore, she has indicated that her Christian faith and relationship with God are both important to her.

Alas, this is a fantasy list of those who we’d like to see in the final edition of the magazine, not those we expect to see. She has turned down the magazine in the past but who knows, people change.

7. Jennifer Aniston

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The oldest member of this list, Jennifer Aniston looks nowhere near 46 years old. She has posed mostly nude for magazines before, but has never actually showed off the goods. With all the gorgeous 20-30 year-olds out there in show business, you may be asking “Chris, why would you guys put someone old as some mothers on this list?” My answer is this, Jennifer Aniston is an example of lasting beauty who has been the fantasy of men for over twenty years. Men have been waiting for this for far too long for it not to happen.

The fact of the matter is, she is coming up on fifty, but has maintained a phenomenal level of beauty that has withstood the test of time better than most (all) her age.

6. Scarlett Johansson

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Scarlett Johansson, widely considered one of the most beautiful women in show business, said back in 2008 that she would not pose for Playboy if they made the request. She said that she’s a “very private person” and despite her status as a sex symbol, she likes to keep things “under wraps, within reason”. This was 2008, five years before her performance in Under the Skin, in which she was completely naked. Clearly she had a change of heart to some extent, but it is hard to say whether it would be enough to get her to bare it all for the magazine.

The bottom line is, however, that she is one of the most admired women in the business and getting her to be in the final nude edition would be a real treat for both dedicated and casual fans.

5. Kendall or Kylie Jenner

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I’m not a fan of these Kardashian/Jenner folk. I consider them talentless, spoiled brats who make money off reality television, one of the most notorious forces in the ongoing “dumbing down” of society. With that out of the way, these two, now 18 and 19 (Kylie and Kendall respectively) are shockingly and absurdly attractive.

Why not just list all the Kardashian/Jenner women? Because these two are the youngest, the hottest, and Kim is starting to be considered old news. Then we come to the question, what about Caitlyn Jenner? That’s an interesting question, and it would definitely be good for sales. I will say no more. Many people predicted a sex tape, but that hasn’t happened yet, maybe the last Playboy nude edition will belong to her.

4. Mila Kunis

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Anyone who grew up watching That 70’s Show, or watched any movie Mila Kunis has been in, or is a fan of Meg Griffin, or is even marginally aware of her career/existence should want this to happen. The woman is all kinds of Russian beauty, and while she has been featured in a Playboy interview, that’s not enough. Between the awesome figure and those eyes that could curl your hair and turn a confident man into a babbling, drooling moron. She’s the reason the Soviet Union collapsed. Okay, maybe not, she was a child when it happened, but my point stands, she’d be a great final nude feature for the magazine.

3. Miley Cyrus

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She’s done just about everything else, so why not Playboy? She’s hot (in her own edgy way), she’s an interesting and charismatic figure and it would be a perfect opportunity for her to really “free the nipple” … along with everything else.

The only drawback to putting Miley Cyrus in the last nude edition of Playboy is that she would probably do that stupid “tongue sticking out” look, and while it wouldn’t ruin the nudity by any means, it does look a little ridiculous.

2. Kate Upton

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Kate Upton was another one of those unlucky female celebs whose pictures got leaked onto the internet last year. Hers didn’t garner nearly the controversy of Jennifer Lawrence’s however. The busty Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition model has been the star of their annual publication a few times now, and sports a great body along with two of the prettiest eyes out there right now. She’s an absolute gem and would undoubtedly be a great fit for the final X-rated edition of Playboy.

1. Katy Perry

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She has turned down the magazine’s offer before. It is unlikely that her choice would be any different this time, but you know, people change and maybe she was just holding out for the final naked edition. Maybe she had some insider knowledge that it was coming in the next few years and decided to bide her time. It’s a long shot but in our humble opinion she is the breast choice for the job.

All joking aside, she is one of the most beautiful women in the world. The eyes, the body, the quirky sense of humor and weird but innocent public persona all make her an alluring choice. Hopefully Heff and his boys will think the same and can get Katy Perry to deliver the goods.

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