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10 Awkward Celebrity Prom Pictures

Prom is a delightful time for all. By the time it comes around, you're pretty much fully blossomed, what with your skin being clear and your braces having been removed. Hell, in fact a lot of people probably use the pictures of their prom night as an icon of their former youthful vigor. So when we say "awkward", we don't mean the following ten celebrities look only half developed, like an frozen pizza at midway between the freezer and the plate. It more refers to the contrast between their pedestrian past lives and the current spectacular lives they lead, as told to us by the glossy, high-resolution pictures of them splashed all over the internet.

It's also funny because it draws attention to certain things that haven't changed. While Angelina Jolie looks like she could easily have been the biggest nerd in her whole grade, Taylor Swift is, true to form, pretty, thin, and blonde. While John Cena is buff with his hair buzzed short, Ellen, in a dress and snuggled up to a guy, is miles away from the embrace of Portia de Rossi. Although prom pictures do remind you of a past life, to a certain extent, they also remind you that each day builds on the next, always ensuring that a little bit of the past gets carried in on tomorrow's soles.

Without further delay, witness the following ten celebrities at prom, many of them only a few years, sometimes months, from their final iteration as world renown superstars.

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10 Britney Spears

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Look at Britney Spears here: so young, so thin, so much like Jamie Lynn! She looked so damn much like her sister at prom that it's almost impossible to tell them apart. The only distinguishing factor is Britney Spears' ineffable it-factor, which turned her into one of the bestselling female artists of all time while Jamie Lynn couldn't even make a successful country record. Her inner-monologue while this picture was being taken? "Yes, go on and photograph me. I have to get used to it, cuz one day I'll have a tenured show in Las Vegas that pays $310,000/ show."

9 Angelina Jolie

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8 Renee Zellweger

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Before she revealed her new face a few months ago, Renee Zellweger was considered one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood. Even though her chubby cheeks and nibble-y mouth were not conventionally sexy, she had an unusual and charming beauty about her. This, added to the effortlessness of youth, makes for a surprisingly radiant prom-night photo. Renee Zellweger and her handsome, unnamed date look very much two movie stars in their inexplicably black-and-white photograph (she's only 46... colour photography existed in the 1980s.) Of course, as she aged, she would grow out of certain unfortunate grooming habits (teased bangs, lower-lash mascara), but she looks beautiful indulging in them, nonetheless.

7 John Cena

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As we mentioned earlier, John Cena is someone who didn't change much since the night of his prom. Think of Cena now: he's still burly, surprisingly friendly (think about what a good sport he was to play such a clueless guy in Trainwreck) and with short, fat-free hair. The one thing that's different is his partner. It seems that he has traded in his rubenesque blonde prom date for Nikki Bella, one of the reputedly sexy Bella twins. He also, let's face it, looks a lot younger and more innocent. The affected toughness in his hair and musculature is involuntarily undercut by the way he sticks his tongue out when he smiles.

6 LeBron James

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5 Taylor Swift

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4 Reese Witherspoon

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3 Barack Obama

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2 Will Ferrell

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Looking at this picture, it's clear one thing has never changed: Will Ferrell has always been a goon. He was never interested in doing the sexy, snarky comedy of Seth Meyers or Bill Maher. Since he was a high schooler, he's been into outlandish and slapstick. Or, probably more accurately, he's never outgrown his high-school taste for outlandish slapstick. From Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby to Old School to Kicking and Screaming, Will Ferrell has made his reputation (and his considerable fortune) by playing the goof. That's why it's no surprise to anyone that Ferrell would try to break convention and get a laugh by wearing a fashionable tiara on his head to prom.

1 Ellen DeGeneres

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Ever since her "Yep, I'm Gay" Time cover, Ellen DeGeneres has been one of Hollywood's most successful gay icons. This is even more interesting considering the relative scarcity of successful lesbians and the enormous success of Ellen (you'd never think, based on the humility of her clothes and person that she's actually worth $345 million.) So taking a look at her prom picture, two things jump out. 1) How quaint! 2) She's with a dude! Obviously, it probably wasn't easy to even be a funny girl, let alone come out of the closet in Atlanta, Texas in 1976, so we don't hold anything against her. Just imagine how eager she must have been to get to Hollywood.

 

Sources: Elle, BuzzFeed

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