Yeah. We finally got to this one. Of course the subject of “self-satisfaction” can draw somewhat of a crowd. People don’t always like to talk about it, but there is a tremendous amount of folly concerning the subject. Women tend to talk about it behind closed doors with one another. They even host special “toy” parties which women can splurge and fulfill their late night appetites. As for men, well, “yanking their chains” is a common running joke that provides ample laughter. Rarely do men actually speak with any seriousness about the subject. As far as humans go, masturbation tends to provide public jokes and private splurging.
But let’s get to the animalistic side of the coin. As often as humans love diddling themselves, animals are right on pace. To think of it logically, people, like animals, are prewired to procreate. And doing the act is made to feel pleasurable. So it makes sense that animals enjoy going at themselves just as much as people do. In fact, some even enjoy it more. And there are no bounds to the extent of animals pleasuring themselves. They enjoy themselves on land just as much as at sea. Without further ado, these are 10 Animals You Didn’t Know Masturbate.
Dolphins are known to be closely related to humans. They are incredible smart creatures. They also have long penises they can manipulate like an arm. That’s right, dolphins are hung. They are regular fornicators and enjoy the solo act quite a bit. They have been known to use live, wiggling eels to give them some extra pleasure (now, that’s being resourceful!). In addition to using live animals to help them get off, dolphins have also been known to use the heads of dead fish for their own enjoyment. They actively rub against the objects to gain the hot sensation. We wouldn’t normally condone necrophilia, but seeing a dolphin go at a dead fish head is pretty amusing. And hey, it can get pretty lonely down in that dark blue ocean, so we say go ahead and be free dolphin! Pound that dead fish head if you must!
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