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4 Weird Things Everyone Does When Alone

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4 Weird Things Everyone Does When Alone

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When people are alone, they do weird things. Psychologists say that talking to yourself is normal; however, arguing with voices in your head may be an indication of a mental health problem. Nevertheless, there are many slightly “crazy” things that most of us will do while we are alone.

Along with Buzzfeed, we identified some of the common things we all do while we are alone. We put them into five categories that are related to talking to ourselves, food, stroking out egos, and things concerning our bodies. Enjoy our insights and see which ones of these things you do when you are alone. You may not do all of them; however, you probably do some of them.

4. I Said To Myself, I Said

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Most of us talk to ourselves out loud as we do things around the house. We may practice speaking in different accents. A fun thing to do is to create a fake argument in your head, with someone you know, and practice what you would say to have the last word, which makes the other person shut up.

Being alone makes a person a bit paranoid, though. We may check every room in the house just to make sure we are completely alone. We also usually check the closets to see if anyone happens to be hiding there. If we live with other people, we often use this opportunity to snoop into their private things. If we find a diary /journal this is a jackpot of privacy invasion.


3. Food Things

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When you are alone, you will likely want to snack on things constantly. This means you will go to the kitchen to check the refrigerator, by opening and closing the door, many times. Sometimes you will get a snack. Other times you will simply be checking for adequate food supplies. There are always food delivery services if you think you may be running out.

You will probably eat a weird combination of foods. Easting dill pickles smothered in peanut butter, having ketchup on your vanilla ice cream, or mixing Gummy bears with yogurt are fun choices. When you are alone, both males and females can eat like a pregnant woman does and enjoy any strange cravings without being embarrassed by what others might think about this.


2. Stroking Your Ego

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When you are alone, the mirror becomes your best friend. Many like to prance about in front of the mirror as if modeling for a fashion photography shoot. Some enjoy putting on a private striptease to gauge their overall attractiveness.

Females will shake their body in front of the mirror to see any wobbling. Males will flex biceps and puff out their chest while sucking in any gut they might have. For fun next time, try to see how ugly you can make yourself look in the mirror.

Alone time is the perfect time to express your creative skills, even if you do not really have any of them. Many try a bit of dancing while imagining they are on a talent show. Some like to play air guitar with the music blaring or lip sync to songs with a pretend microphone. Others try out their real singing.

A piece of advice; if the neighbor’s dog starts howling in response to your real singing, do not give up your day job for an attempt to have a music career.


1. Bodily Interests

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Men like to rapidly drink enough beer or soda to be able to belch profusely. Women may have a good cry for absolutely no reason. Everyone will probably pick their nose and flick the boogers away with their fingers. Chewing fingernails, popping zits, and/or picking scabs is popular. Smelling your own underarms is common too.

Both men and women enjoy a really loud fart and often say out loud afterward, “That was a big one!” For some strange reason, one’s own farts do not smell that bad but don’t do this too often as there are consequences. Instead of causing an embarrassment, even this will cause a big laugh.

Enjoy yourself while you are alone. Let’ go and have some weird fun. However, remember we all know what you are doing because we do it ourselves!


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