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One of the biggest stars in pop culture today is Sheldon Cooper from the hit CBS comedy series, the The Big Bang Theory. The show is at the end of their seventh season and ever since episode one, fans have enjoyed the witty banter involving Cooper and his friends, Leonard Hofstadter, Howard Wolowitz, Leslie Winkle and Penny.

Throughout the seven seasons, Cooper, played by Jim Parsons, has had some of the best lines in the history of television, but what are the funniest?

Tested for Insanity

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Oh, you mean you didn't know there was a test for that?

The True Meaning of Gift Giving

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In other words, no, I don't want to take part in your Secret Santa.

Didn't You Learn About Yo Momma Jokes in Grade School?

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Talk about owning kids on the basketball court at recess.

Rules for Never Losing at Rock, Paper, Scissors (Lizard, Spock)

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The hardest thing about these rules is remembering what beats the lizard.

Friends with Benefits

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If only getting health insurance was this easy in our current economy. If so, there'd probably be more of this going around.

True Reason for Sadness

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If you've ever worked in the corporate environment, you lived this each and every single day.

Truth About the Bottom of the Bottle

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Take that Cracker Jack!

Changing Your Ways

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Only Sheldon Cooper can you make you feel better and worse about yourself with a single comment.

Get a Better Job

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Every group of friends has one of those guys that think they're better than the rest.

Oxygen > Love

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We guess Sheldon Cooper never heard - or enjoyed - The Beatles song, "All We Need is Love."

How Real Friends Feel Most the Time

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While this is certainly a true Cooper-ism, this is a real world situation for countless friends the next morning.