Wait, what? Mr. Bean made that? She can definitely thank her lucky stars that she was fished mostly from her mother’s side of the gene pool.
Blake Amanda Perlman
Dear Mama, (Opal Stone Perlman), I’d like to say thank you for not letting me inherit Helldad’s jawline.
Speaking of jawlines...Rumer started off looking a bit awkward, but is growing into her looks as she ages. Honey, as you’re growing up and showing off how thin you’ve become, the best advice I can give you is to keep it classy…
I bet you wouldn’t have guessed that Cabin Boy would have been able to create the kind of pretty, quirky progeny that Abby Elliot has become. She’s even followed in his footsteps as a regular on Saturday Night Live.
Liv Tyler and her big-mouth bass of a dad, Steven Tyler, have a very close relationship. Fortunately, this beautiful, elvish princess can thank her mother, Bebe Buell, for her good looks.
Cicely Yasin Bernhard
Born on the fourth of July, 1998, precious ginger-haired Cicely Bernhard is far more fair of face than her infamously loudmouthed mother.
Ashley Jade Stern
Visually, Howard Stern’s youngest daughter is a far cry from her big, brassy dad. However, while she’s not exactly on the Miley Cyrus circuit yet, she’s very outspoken about her deep disdain for her stepmother and very public about her party antics.
Snoop Dogg’s handsome middle child is one of top NFL prospects from the class of 2015 and will undoubtedly have a very successful career regardless of his father’s fame.
Weston Coppola Cage
Hahahah, staaaaahp it!!! It’s hard to decide whether Nicolas Cage’s first son is just overprivileged and overindulgent, or deeply bitter about being the child of someone famous.
Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon aren’t exactly unattractive, but they make an interesting pair. Sosie is the sweet result of this odd Bacon sandwich.
Blue Ivy Carter
The jury is still out on this, Hollywood’s most unholy pairing. Good luck kid, here’s hoping Beyonce’s genetic input far outweighs young Hova’s….