In today's hectic world of too much traffic, endless meetings, and horrifying headlines, lifehacks are an essential tool to get through your day. Anything to lighten the burden of breathing for just another hour is well worth the investment to learn. Sometimes they save you time, while other times they save you money, but always they save you the most precious resource of all: your sanity.
Some unlucky souls don't manage to find lifehacks soon enough and lose that sanity. Then, when they think they've found a lifehack of their own it turns out to be wrong. Hilariously so.
Whatever you do, don't take any of these terrible lifehacks to heart as you scroll down. But feel free to laugh your butt off while you do.
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Has Your Coffee Gone Cold?
Heat it up by placing it on the stove and setting the temperature to high. Your coffee will heat back up in minutes! Just make sure there's a fire extinguisher nearby. Sometimes these coffee cups get a little too hot.
Got A Cold?
Add a bit of magic to your sneezing by putting some glitter in your mouth first. Every expulsion will shower the world with the beauty of your expectorant! Watch the beauty of viral biology in action.
In A Rush To Get To Work? Want To Save Time With Your Morning Routine?
Then try combining your breakfast with brushing your teeth in this handy lifehack that will shave minutes off your morning and let you sleep in longer!
We tried this once. It was actually better than expected. It made everything we toasted taste minty for a month though.
Don't Have A Fire Alarm?
Never fear! Head down to the corner store and buy a package of camping popcorn. Then, in the event you hear popcorn popping without having gone to make some yourself, you'll know your house is on fire! Grab your popcorn and run the hell outside!
Delicious and responsible. A must for every home.
Constantly Losing Your Keys?
Get a nose ring, and never worry about wasting hours of your life trying to find your car keys again!
Also doubles as a proximity alarm so everyone can always tell you're on your way by the jingling sound. Combine with glitter sneezes for extra magic.
Need To Add Protein To Your Diet, But Hate The Taste Of Eggs?
No problem! Just add sugar, flour, butter, and cocoa, mix it all up and bake for an hour. Now your eggs will taste great!
Cakes are surprisingly high in protein. And fat. And carbs. And sugar. And taste. I love cake.
Can't Wait For The Water To Boil With Your Busy Schedule?
That's OK! Just boil the water, put it in a plastic bag, and freeze it for later. Convenient!
You can even place your boiled water into molded trays so the boiling water will come out shaped like a dinosaur or a gingerbread man when you're ready to cook with it again.