Well, one of them. The Scream, Mom, and The Hot Chick actress has listed one of two homes she owns for $2.5 million.
Nestled in the wooded area in Nichols Canyon, the rustic Hollywood Hills home was originally purchased by Faris in 2005 for $1.995 million. She shared the home with her first husband, Raising Dad actor Ben Indra, and then shared it again with soon-to-be ex-husband Chris Pratt.
This property certainly combines the picturesque with the private. Located above street level in a quiet cul-de-sac that just so happens to have Jeremy Renner on it, nearly the entire property is obscured by dense tropical foliage. It may look wild, but this is hardly an example of nature untamed. It all serves to ensure residents don’t have to worry about paparazzi while not feeling like they live in a prison.
Although you can barely see it, the home is a 1950’s single-story ranch-style house that has been renovated to modern standards. It sits on two parcels of land that combine to nearly an acre.
The home is modest by Hollywood standards. Three bedrooms, 2.5 baths, and a grand total of 2,563-square-feet that seems roomier on the inside due to an open floor layout. Hardwood floors are framed by glass all the way to the ceiling, while a quaint fireplace sits unused in the Hollywood heat. Seriously, who do people need fireplaces in LA?
As far as homes go, the kitchen is phenomenal. Stainless steel appliances, understated white cabinets, and dark granite countertops complete with an island big enough to butcher your own pig. Not that you’d ever want to - it’d ruin the countertops.
Both secondary bedrooms open to their own terraces while the master bedroom has its own private patio. A master bathroom has been renovated to include an enormous steam shower along with a double-sink vanity for his and hers bathroom needs (or his and his, or hers and hers, whatever combination you prefer of gender pronouns).
Best of all, a lagoon style swimming pool is framed by palm trees for intimate swimming beneath the stars.
According to public property records, Faris and Pratt still own a $3.3 million home nearby. Not sure what’s happening there, but as Faris’ other home is up for sale one must assume she’s still living there since the split.