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It's all fun and games until someone asks you to peel off their sunburn. A beach outing always sounds like a great idea until you realize it was the worst idea you ever had.
22. No one ever wants to leave when you do
"I could just stay here forever." NO.
21. If you wanna leave, your friends get mean.
20. The beach is exhausting.
19. But no one will let you relax.
18. People treat the beach like a garbage dump.
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Literally.
17. And like a bathroom.
16. Seagulls are the spawn of satan.
15. They steal your food.
14. And your dignity.
13. Water is terrifying.
12. And so are tanned people.
Yuck!!
11. All you ever get is sunburned.
10. It seems like everyone in the world is there.
9. And they brought their bare butts with them.
8. And insist on showing off their beach bodies.
7. Crabs want to pinch you
6. Jellyfish want to sting you
5. And then your friend will have to pee on you.
4. Seaweed is horrible
3. People are always trying to bury you in the sand
2. Sand is heinous. It gets everywhere. Try enjoying a snack like this—impossible.
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1. AND THE BEACH IS COVERED IN IT. So don't ever go there. Ever.
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