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What on earth were these “bartenders” thinking when, not only, coming up with these ridiculous names, but their even worse alcoholic inventions? Brace yourself for some of the nastiest drinks out there. Unfortunately, there are far too many to possibly choose from, let alone stomach. These are mixed beverages and shots that no one should order, especially not if you are trying to impress anyone. The name of the drink alone will probably have the girl throwing the drink back in your face.

19. Sex on the Beach 

It’s fair to suggest that this fruity cocktail, made from vodka, peach schnapps, crème de cassis, and orange and cranberry juices, is no longer as risqué as it once was.

18. Fuzzy Navel

One order of hairy belly-button made with peach schnapps, orange juice, and lemonade, please.

17. Blowjob

Is this a classic, or are we just too old for it now? Though possibly quite dangerous, at least this shot, made with Bailey’s Irish Cream and Kahlúa, is more palatable than what’s to come.

16. Slippery Nipple

Bailey’s Irish Cream, Sambuca, and a garnishing of maraschino cherry make this velvety shot that, at some point of our questionable years, we found rather humorous. Now, not so much.

15. Smoker’s Lung

Foul is an understatement. Why would anyone want to shoot a concoction made from Jägermeister and a dollop of mayonnaise?

14. Dirty Panties 

It is pretty obvious what this mixture refers to. Consisting of Tequila Blanco and shredded Parmesan cheese, this vile shot better make people who drink it question their mental state.

13. Bloody Tampon

If there’s anything bloody about this cocktail, it’s going to be your vomit after drinking it. To the ever-so-skilled bartender who created this blend of vodka, Yukon Jack Canadian whisky, Bailey’s Irish Cream, Tequila Blanco, lemon juice, and V8: Please check yourself into a mental health facility.

12. Cement Mixer

Apparently, not all drinks are meant to be enjoyed. This shot consists of Bailey’s Irish Cream and lime juice, which, when combined, curdle into a consistency similar to that of cottage cheese. No, just no.

11. Hot Mexican Hooker

What is it about sexualizing drinks that bartenders find so appealing? Who, in their right mind, would ever want to drink a mixture of Jose Cuervo tequila, Tabasco, and canned tuna juice?

10. Horse J*zz

Perhaps the creator of this terrible cocktail was inspired by the more respected White Russian. However, combining beer and milk is of no adequate resemblance. This better be a disgusting fraternity-initiation type of drink.

9. Windex

Bright blue, just like Windex, the mixture varies, but typically consists of Blue Curacao, vodka, a liquor of the bartender’s choice, and lime juice. However, two things always stays the same: It is a bad choice. It is not clean.

8. Alien Secretion

Green and sticky, just as mankind expects Aliens to be, this sweet cocktail is made using Midori melon liqueur, Malibu coconut rum, and pineapple juice.

7. Mac & Cheese Jell-o Shot

Ingredients: Macaroni, velveeta, cheese rum, and milk. No thank you.

6. Duck Fart

The title is enough for one to vomit. Layers of Jack Daniel’s whiskey, amaretto almond liqueur, and Bailey’s Irish Cream, create this gag-inducing shooter.

5. Brain Tumor

Extremely unpleasant, and as immoral as many others on this list, the recipe consists of peach schnapps, Bailey’s Irish Cream, cherry brandy, and grenadine syrup.

4. AMF (Adios Mother F’er)

Vodka, rum, tequila, gin, Blue Curacao, sweet & sour mix, and soda. Apparently this generation wants to paint the town blue.

3. The Red Headed Slut

A red head must have gotten on some bartender’s bad side! Thanks to peach schnapps, Jagermeister, and cranberry juice, this shot is sure to cause some pain the next day.

2. Ass Juice

One expects more class out of Hennessy cognac. Add orange and pineapple juice, and there you have it. But who would want to drink anything out of a miniature toilet?

1. Anus Burner

Tequila, a slice of jalapeño pepper, and a dash of hot sauce is what one will find in this horribly unpleasant mix. It will burn its way right through you. There is nothing remotely good about this shot, unless the bragging rights are that essential.