Nights of drunken debauchery usually end with lost faith in the human race, but these drunks made the world a little better with their shenanigans.
See, instead of wreaking havoc, they've made the world laugh with their hilarity.
Like this poor bastard who made a very interesting online order:
This girl didn't even get the chance to place their order:
While this girl decided to love herself like that girl told her to:
This person couldn't do anything but reply with Oysters:
This person tried to give their Snickers an extra kick:
This girl tried to re-assure her mother with a clever photoshop:
This mom just couldn't handle her potatoes:
This guy engineered a damn plane:
This guy engineered the greatest invention for screw-on wine since the invention of screw-on wine:
This guy was super concerned about his local airport:
This guy couldn't remember being picked up and dropped off:
Sometimes, much to our amusement, the drunk person is awful to their sober person:
And this brilliant man somehow managed to get his professor to give him an extension, despite being completely irresponsible:
Ah drunk people, always stay like this! Harmless and hilarious.