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10I knocked myself out in the shower

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Don’t you hate when that happens? I guess we should be glad that when the worker regained consciousness, he made getting to work his top priority. Also, let’s hope that this Homer-Simpsonesque worker doesn’t actually have a job like Homer, operating the safety console at Springfield’s Nuclear Power Plant. In

an event of a meltdown, the self-destruct button must be pressed, so if this employee knocked herself out at work and fell on the button . . .

Next 9 I was drunk and forgot which Waffle House I parked my car next to

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