When you think about it, the whole concept is kind of genius. Take a bunch of guys who are hopelessly nerdy and put them around a couple of chicks who are ridiculously hot, and you have a recipe for success. Why? Because in real life, there are all sorts of dudes that are hopelessly nerdy, and none of them ever get to hang out with hot chicks, so they’re all going to watch, just so they can feel like something like this might happen to them in real life. It won’t, though. Sorry nerds.
And then there are the rest of us guys, who don’t like the show all that much, and inwardly sigh when our girlfriends want to watch it, at least until it comes on and we get to see Kaley and Melissa strutting around. So it all works out; our girlfriends watch it because it’s “funny,” while we pretend to laugh and wait until there’s a reason to show off Kaley’s boobs.
But enough of that. Let’s check out 25 hot photos of the chicks of The Big Bang Theory.
25. Mind-blowing in Pink
This one almost seems unfair. How is she so darn good-looking? She has that perfect combination of being totally in shape while still managing to look approachable, kind of like a normal chick. Well, at least a normal chick that’s totally smoking hot. Now that I think of it, I actually don’t know any normal chicks that look like this. Okay, now that I really think of it, I actually don’t know any chicks like this — so hot with such an athletic body. It obviously doesn’t all come naturally. She’s been an athlete her whole life; she’s been a competitive tennis player, as well as an avid rider of horses.
24. Sultry Rauch
Melissa may not be the most traditionally hot actress out there, but she sure isn’t shy about showing herself off. Since she became a star, she’s done numerous photo shoots in which she shows that a short chick who doesn’t play a typically sexy character on television can be totally hot when it comes to real life, or IRL, as I’m sure the characters on Big Bang would say. I know they would say that because of that episode all about World of Warcraft that they did. While I don’t always love Big Bang, I did think that was one that had a lot of good keks in it. All right, you got me; I’m 25 percent nerd.
23. Kaley Catching Waves
The thing that makes Kaley so absolutely perfect is that she’s not absolutely perfect. If she were, she wouldn’t be nearly as hot. Do you know what I mean by that? When you see a supermodel, there’s that sense that she’s unapproachable, that she thinks she’s too good for you, her looks and her body are just so perfect. Kaley doesn’t have that going on. She’s so gorgeous, and her body is amazing — there’s no doubt about it — but she also has a vibe going on that she’s just a normal woman. Because she is, although she’s a really gorgeous normal woman with a very cute butt.
22. Pretty in Pink
While most people tune in to check out Kaley Cuoco, there are also a lot of dudes who get driven crazy by Melissa Rauch, and rightfully so. While she may not be as traditionally hot as Kaley — being a bit under 5 feet tall will do that for you — she’s a complete smoke show in her own right, and some people even prefer her to Kaley. It isn’t all that hard to see why: she has a totally hot body and is also a true beauty in her own way. And like Kaley, she has a vibe that most hot chicks just don’t have: she seems approachable and totally cool to be around. Oh, and did I also mention that she was hot?
21. Red Dress
Kaley looks stunning in this red dress, but I imagine if one were to really think of it, she would probably look stunning in anything she wore, even if she was wearing her pajamas rolling out of bed. Sorry, I put that image in all of your minds because I’m almost certain none of us are ever going to get the opportunity to see that. In fact, that’s one of those things that doesn’t even make a good fantasy because it’s so unrealistic. For now, we’ll just have to be satisfied looking at photos, but if you want to fantasize about waking up next to Kaley in the morning, hey, please be my guest.
20. Yes, Please
See, now this is what I am talking about. I would watch pretty much anything on television if Kaley was in it. She’s simply just that hot. It truly is hard to imagine that anyone wouldn’t be attracted to her. She’s hot in that way that’s not intimidating; I mean, even chicks like her, and most women don’t like women who are good-looking. It’s hard to imagine that she was originally not even supposed to be in the show. The original show featured a character named Jane, who was played by an actress named Amanda Walsh. She’s pretty hot, too, but is no match for Kaley. But who is?
19. Kaley in a Bikini
Does it surprise you at all that Kaley looks so amazing in a bikini? Because she does. I mean, of course, she does. How could she possibly not look amazing? I have to be honest: it doesn’t surprise me. In fact, I had to do a lot of research for this article. I spent hours and hours looking at photos of Kaley in a bikini. A couple times, my girlfriend asked me what I was doing and why I wasn’t coming to bed, and I had to say, “Baby, leave me alone, I’m working.” It isn’t easy doing this job sometimes. I must have looked at like 200 photos of Kaley wearing a bikini before I settled on this one.
18. Sweet “Smile”
The other thing about Kaley is that it isn’t just that she looks down to earth and like someone who isn’t too stuck on herself. And how could she be that stuck on herself? She actually dated Johnny Galecki, her co-star on The Big Bang Theory, for a couple years, and come on, if she was really stuck on herself, would she possibly have done that? Not very likely. Not that there’s anything wrong with him. I mean, he’s a big star after all, but still, Kaley could obviously have dated anyone in the world, within reason anyway, and she chose Johnny Galecki? She can’t be too stuck on herself.
17. Hot in Pleather
Melissa is obviously fairly modest, although she obviously doesn’t mind doing photo shoots to promote herself. In fact, she’s done quite a few. She never really takes it all off, not even close. Good luck trying to find a photo of her in a bikini, for example. This photo may be the closest that you can come to if you really want to see what she has going on. I’m sure that you’ll agree after some careful perusal that she doesn’t have anything to be ashamed of. In fact, she has a whole lot to be proud of. Maybe someday, she and Kaley will go to the beach together, and someone will take a lot of photos. A man can dream.
16. Natural Beauty?
Okay, so Kaley is so gorgeous, and one of the things that make her that way is how natural she looks. So many stars of Hollywood have had so much work done, and Kaley is just so beautiful just the way she is. Except for the boob job, of course. Yeah, that’s right; she had her bust done when she was only 18 years old. Supposedly, she always felt insecure about having a flat chest. First of all, it’s kind of hard to imagine someone as good-looking as Kaley being insecure, and secondly, big ups to whoever it was that did her boob job. I have to say that you did really excellent work.
15. Working Out
Here’s another example of the same vibe that I was talking about. Here’s Kaley just doing a little workout — nothing special to see here. She looks just like a normal chick working out. Except, you know, she has totally great hair, and her arms and shoulders are really defined, and you can tell that she has nice boobs, but they totally aren’t that big, and she has a really cute butt, and hey, if you’re into feet (it’s okay, you don’t have to admit it out loud), it even looks like she has a really nice pair of those as well. She’s just a gorgeous chick and looks amazing no matter what she’s doing.
One thing that Melissa’s not shy about is posing as a bit of a dominatrix type, which she did for a photo shoot for Maxim a few years back. There’s no doubt that she looked hot in this shoot. It showed another side of her, one that I’m sure a lot of her fans secretly enjoyed seeing. And hey, check out those heels; wearing heels that big, Melissa might even be tall enough to reach the top shelf in the grocery store. If you can’t reach something up there, though, Melissa, just ask. I’m more than sure there will be some guy around that would love to get it for you.
13. Peek a Boo
One thing that’s different between Melissa and Kaley is that Melissa truly is more of a comedian than a traditional actress. She came to the show late and spent the first few years of its run watching the show on television, just like the rest of us. Some people might deny it, but most funny women just are not that hot. I’m not going to even try and figure out the reasons why, but we all know that it’s true. Melissa is one of those who break the mold, as she’s not only a total hottie but is very funny besides, which is great as it may give some inspiration for some other total hotties to get into comedy.
12. Gorgeous in the Garden
It must be a bit tough for Melissa at times. While she’s obviously totally hot, it’s Kasey that gets most of the attention. While it’s without a doubt true that to most people, Kasey is just a tad hotter, it’s obvious by looking at this, or many other photos of Melissa, that she can hold her own, and, in fact, there are probably a whole lot of guys that like her way better than they like Kasey — at least they would in real life. Sure, all of those guys are probably shorter than 5 foot 6, but hey, that’s not Melissa’s problem. Most short guys hate going out with women taller than them. Their loss.
11. 50’s Housewife
Melissa totally looks kind of hot as a stereotypical housewife, but hey, a lot of guys would say that every woman looks hot that way. Don’t shoot the messenger. With that said, Melissa was never the housewife type. She used to wait tables to get by when she was much younger but has always been someone who’s had it in her mind that she was going to be in show business. She said she was a total theater dork in high school. It’s cool that she got her big break on this show, as both she and her father were huge Big Bang fans before she got on the show. So hey, kids — who knows? Maybe you’ll one day be on your favorite show! Just kidding; you won’t be.
10. On the Talk Show Circuit
As you know if you’ve seen the show, or even if you saw Melissa in real life, she’s really short — not even 5 feet tall. There are a lot of ways this can affect your life. For example, according to TheFactSite, “Three of her [Melissa’s] biggest loves are arcades, boardwalk games like you see at carnivals, and roller coasters. But of the three, roller-coasters are her favorite as it took her so long to reach the height requirements for most of them, she swore never to take them for granted.” So if you happen to see someone who looks famous being kicked off a roller coaster, it’s probably her.
9. Cute as a Button
This might be the closest one can get to seeing Melissa in a bikini — seeing her sitting fully-clothed next to a couple beach balls. This might sound like I’m complaining, but I’m not. In fact, far from it. I could look at photos of Melissa all day. She’s totally gorgeous and curvy, and also, at this point, is totally loaded. Sadly, she’s married as well, which may have something to do with the lack of skin. It’s cool, though. Sometimes, the imagination is ever better than what we can see with our eyes, and while I doubt that’s the case with Melissa, it will have to do for now.
8. On the Beach
As I’ve written before in this article, Kaley looks totally amazing no matter how she’s dressed or where she is. Whether she’s dressed up for a fancy evening out or chilling on the beach with a book, she always looks totally amazing. She probably could be where she is today even if she didn’t have a lot going on upstairs, but that’s certainly not the case. She is, by all accounts, a very smart woman who graduated high school at the age of 16. She was home-schooled and worked really hard to get her education done so she could get into the acting business as soon as she possibly could.
7. Hot As All Get Out
We’ve said it before, but it must be said again. Kaley always looks totally amazing. It will be interesting to see where her career goes as she gets a bit older. Even though it seems like she’s been around forever, she’s still only 31 years old, which, in actuality, is pretty much the hottest age for a woman. At that point, they still have all of their beauty going on but have lost a lot of the traits that make them so darn irritating. Let’s be honest: who wants to hang out with a 21-year-old woman? Not even 21-year-old guys want to do that; they just pretend because they want to get some.
6. Together, Please
Here’s a photo of Kaley and Melissa together in a scene from the show. Now that I think of it, how cool would The Big Bang Theory be if there weren’t any guys on it? Someone should just cut every scene out of every episode that has a guy in it and just focus on these two. Sure, some episodes might be around only 5 minutes long, but they would be the best 5 minutes you’ve had all night. Sometimes I wonder why some network doesn’t come along and snap me up to work in their programming department. No, that’s probably not going to happen. And that idea was awful.
5. The Orange Bikini
Do you think that Kaley Cuoco hung out with Zoolander? Because she really is truly ridiculously good-looking. When one looks at this photo, or pretty much any other photo of her, it’s truly hard not to be pretty much blown away by how totally hot she is. Sure, I suppose it’s slightly possible that there may exist a photo or two of her that don’t show off how hot she really is, but I truly doubt it. This one, though, is particularly hot. I mean, what’s going on here? How did she get so gorgeous? Well, other than the boob job, I mean. We already established that has something to do with it.
4. Rauch’s Corset
Melissa really is beautiful. I wonder if sometimes she gets a little irritated that she always has to play second banana to Kaley and be the second-hottest chick on the show. I truly doubt that she does, though, as she was a huge fan of the show and now is famous and totally loaded because of it. Still, women are odd about things like that. If you’re a woman, you totally know what I’m talking about, and if you’re a guy, you know it even worse. There is nothing worse than listening to your girlfriend complain about some chick she knows when you know it’s just because your girl’s so jealous of her.
3. Just Hanging Out
How hot Kaley is truly has a lot to do with how successful the show is. It really was a stroke of genius by the show’s writers and producers. But again, it had to be done in a certain way. Most totally hot women would not be able to pull off hanging out with a bunch of nerds even on television; it would’ve come off totally fake. But Kaley somehow manages to look as hot as she does in the above photo while still coming off like someone who would chill out with a bunch of total dweebs. It isn’t as easy as it sounds, and, in fact, I can’t think of any actress who could’ve possibly done it better.
Well, as I’m sure you can see from the photos in this article, if you didn’t know it before, you certainly do now: Melissa Rauch is a total babe. Maybe not quite as hot as Kaley, but hot enough. Who knows? Maybe at some point, there will be another woman who’s a regular on the show that we might be able to look at and enjoy as well. What’s that you say? There already is another female member of the cast? Well, I don’t know about that. All I can say is I never noticed. But then again, what woman would get noticed next to stars as smoking hot as Kaley and Melissa?
1. All Class
Yes, I’ve already written about how hot Kaley’s body is, and obviously, she’s very beautiful. We’ve also talked about how she seems down-to-earth and is the type that wouldn’t judge anyone, even if they were total nerds. So what else? Oh yeah, she also is totally classy. She looks amazing in evening gowns and seems totally comfortable at fancy events. Is there anything that she can’t do or any look that she can’t pull off? The answer to that question is obviously no, which is why she, along with Melissa, are two of the biggest reasons that The Big Bang Theory is one of the biggest shows on television.