Some people should never wear yoga pants, for any reason, especially if that person happens to be someone famous. Alright, so I get it. We all do actually. People are not wearing yoga pants because they are trying to look super hot; well for the most part anyway, some of them are wearing them because they are trying to look super hot, and for no other reason other than that and those people are ridiculous. But still, usually when someone is wearing yoga pants, they are doing it for one of two reasons. One, because they are going to yoga class, hence the name, or two, because they are heading down to the local 7-11 for some cheese doodles and a Slurpee, and they don’t want to bother to put on real pants. This is fine I suppose. While I surely don’t particularly enjoy seeing some dub slopping around in a pair of yoga pants, I certainly can deal with it. Up to a point anyway.
But what if you are famous? Sure, you can whine and complain all you want about “Oh here I am just going to the supermarket to get some Diet Coke and Oreos and the mean paparazzi took my photo in my yoga pants,” but honestly we don’t care. If you are famous, you don’t go rolling around showing off your camel toe, or wearing pants that let us all understand that we were totally wrong when we thought your butt was hot.
So don’t blame us that you look that bad- you’re the one who chose to put it out there, if you know what I mean. Here are 15 ugly celebs that love wearing yoga pants.
15. Blac Chyna
I am from Maine, and where I come from there tends to be some kind of amusing sayings from the old timers about certain things. Why do I bring this up now? Well, I once heard someone describe a butt that looked a lot like Blac Chyna’s as looking like “Two pigs wrestling under a blanket.” And when it comes right down to it, how could you describe something better? There are people that are famous that get away with things that people who aren’t do not get away with, and this is one of those things. Come on, her butt is not hot, and no, it does not even look hot squeezed into yoga pants. I mean, you can have your own opinion about it, that is fine with me, I am just here to tell you that your opinion is entirely wrong, in every possible way.
14. Britney Spears
There was a time when Britney Spears was the biggest thing going. She was one of the most famous stars in the world, and her music was bought by millions. Then came the mental health issues, and her marriage to her backup dancer Kevin Federline, who was an obvious loser, but when the two had kids, K-Fed was the one who turned out to be more responsible. Yeah, you can’t make things like this up. So does this sound like the resume of someone we want to see trolling around in yoga pants? No way. Britney, you don’t need to be ashamed of how you imploded personally and professionally; okay maybe you do kind of, but can you please give us all a break and spare us the yoga pants? Thank you very much in advance.
13. Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton kind of has a love her or hate her kind of vibe. Okay, let’s be honest, most people hate her. But there is no doubt that she knows what she is doing. She made a whole career of being the totally irritating rich chick, and all of us fell for it, in one way or another. She really isn’t even that good looking; she gets by on attitude and saying things like Kim Kardashian’s butt looks like a trash bag filled with cottage cheese. You have to admit that is a super good burn. Paris gets away with a lot of stuff, there is no doubt about it, but one thing she does not get away with is wearing yoga pants out in public. There is that fine line between totally hot and “oh man, I wish I didn’t see that.” Paris crosses that line by miles.
12. Khloe Kardashian
Alright, so I could have just picked any single one of the Kardashians for this list- all of them love wearing yoga pants, and all of them look awful in them. Sure if you like big butts (and you cannot lie) you are going to get a certain sort of satisfaction out of photos like these, and we are not here to judge. But still, if you are going to be objective at all, Khloe always looks totally awful in yoga pants. Well, in all honesty, all of the Kardashians do, but this article is about ugly celebs that like their yoga pants, and out of all of the Kardashians, scientific studies have shown that Khloe is the least attractive of them all. She can keep wearing them for as long as she wants though, as sooner or later no one is going to care anymore, and by sooner or later I mean next year.
11. Ariel Winter
So as of late everyone seems to be really into Ariel Winter, who is one of the stars of Modern Family. You simply can’t turn around anymore without her being on some “hey look how hot Ariel Winter is” list. Well, I am here to tell you that yes, when she is made up, in certain situations, she does look pretty smoking. But if you happen to see any photos of her without makeup on, in particular ones where she is rolling around in yoga pants, then you probably think the same thing I do about it. Ariel…knock it off. The reality of the situation is that in real life she would not be all that hot whatsoever, whether she was in yoga pants or not. The yoga pants just make the whole thing seem a tiny bit worse. She looks bad in them.
10. Calista Flockhart
Calista Flockhart was best known for her role on the popular show Ally McBeal. Now she is probably best known for looking kind of awful in yoga pants. I know that sounds cruel, but that is kind of how it goes. First you are a big star, then your career fades, and you think no one remembers you at all. So then you head off to yoga, looking totally awful I might add, and some lame photographer takes your photo. You think nothing of it, but then some guy like me puts you on some “awful looking celebrities that wear yoga pants” list. So, sure, you feel pretty awful about that, but hey, maybe it could get you some more work in the future. After all, I am getting your name out there, even if it is because you look awful in yoga pants.
9. Mickey Rourke
Sometime, a very long time ago that nobody living remembers, Mickey Rourke was considered to be pretty cool. He was in Diner, Rumble Fish, The Pope of Greenwich Village, 9½ Weeks, Barfly and Angel Heart. All of these movies were totally cool, and also were well received at the box office. At some point though, everything started to go wrong; his career tanked and he started to seem less cool, and more like a total loser. This kind of slide has to take you to some sort of bottom, and with Mickey the whole thing seems to have ended with him wearing some lime green yoga pants. Seriously man? You look awful. For the love of all that is holy, go to Walmart and buy some loose fitting sweat pants. At least the rest of us won’t have to see you humiliate yourself like this.
8. Tori Spelling
This article is about celebrities that are not all that good looking. Ones that not only wear yoga pants all the time, but that also totally like to shove them in our faces, and who fits the bill more than Tori Spelling? Seriously, who would she be if her father, Aaron, wasn’t a billionaire TV producer? Not to mention the one that produced the show that she became famous for which, of course, was Beverly Hills 90210. The thing of it is, Tori Spelling is simply not good looking. I know it is not her fault she is famous, we are the ones who all made her that way, but because she is famous, and not so good looking, maybe she could take it easy on us with the yoga pants?
7. Russell Brand
If you pay any attention to Russell Brand at all, and for your sake, I certainly hope that you don’t, then you knew he was going to be on this list. Brand tries to play it both ways. He was the womanizing sex addict, who partied too much and did way too many drugs. Now he is all enlightened and talks about feminism and strolls around looking totally ridiculous wearing yoga pants. First of all, the reason Brand was successful with the ladies had nothing to do with his looks; the dude is not very attractive at all, not even a little bit. He was successful because he is famous, and also a total douchebag, which is a combination that a certain kind of woman finds hard to ignore. Another thing hard to ignore are images of Brand in yoga pants. I wish I could gouge out my eyes after seeing this photo.
6. Amber Rose
In theory Amber Rose is an actress, model, rapper, and fashion designer. If you don’t believe me look it up on the Internet, it will tell you that. You could not really either prove or disprove that by me, I don’t care about Amber Rose, and you should not either. Come on, she isn’t hot, and she isn’t talented. The only thing she really has going for her is an incredibly big and round butt. If you like that sort of thing, more power to you, I am not here to judge. But that does not mean the rest of us should have to look at Amber Rose wearing yoga pants. In real life, if she walked around like this, then pretty much everyone she knew would be like “Amber, I have to let you know, you look totally stupid in those yoga pants. Change your clothes girl.”
5. Rumer Willis
Remember back when Bruce Willis and Demi Moore got married, and everyone thought it was so amazing? And then they had a daughter and they named her Rumer? See how they spelled it wrong on purpose? Pretty cool, right? And then they got divorced but then Demi married Ashton Kutcher, and even though he was like totally younger than her they still all made a big happy family? But then Ashton left Demi after cheating on her for a bit, and Rumer’s sister Tallulah went to rehab. What does this have to do with yoga pants? Not much, other than Rumer looks totally awful in them, and I would not know that if none of the above things happened. Why am I writing about Rumer Willis? I mean, who cares? All I know is, if I have to write about her, at least I can write about how bad she looks in yoga pants. And she does.
4. Ashley Olsen
We all know the Olsen twins. Why? Because for some reason all of us watched that awful television show Full House and for another reason, because somehow the Olsen twins stayed famous, and ended up being totally rich through starring in TV shows and movies, and also through their business ventures. There is no doubt that Ashley Olsen is smart, she is rich as all get out, and also is the one of the two that didn’t suffer from anorexia (sorry Mary Kate). But if she really is all that smart, then why didn’t she know better than to go rolling all over the place wearing yoga pants? Former child stars who want to wear yoga pants should just go into hiding as they age; maybe buy some sort of mountain retreat in the middle of nowhere.
3. Kyle Richards
This is just not cool. We get it Kyle, you are totally awesome. You were a child star and now are one of the main stars of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. But guess what, you look totally awful. I get that you may actually be on your way to yoga class, and that is why you are wearing yoga pants, but we still don’t need to see it. We don’t think you look sexy, we don’t even think you look cute. We think you look like a middle-aged chick who is trying way too hard. Now that I think of it, Middle Aged Chicks Trying Way Too Hard in Beverly Hills actually would probably be a way better name for the show that you are on. Here is a pro tip Kyle: you are rich enough- pay for your yoga instructor to come to you, and spare the rest of us.
2. Shia LaBeouf
Is there really a bigger idiot out there than Shia LaBeouf? Now, I am not talking just celebrities here, I am talking real life, in the whole entire world – all six-plus billion of us. It is slightly possible that in some small town on an island off the coast of Africa there is a guy that is a bigger idiot than Shia, but I highly doubt it. Shia is a special kind of idiot, the kind that tries to even act like a bigger idiot than he is, to show us all that he is in on the joke. Guess what Shia, you are not in on the joke; in fact you actually are the joke. On top of all of this, you tend to wear really tight yoga pants, which lets us know you have something else going on that is also a joke. Shia, don’t go away mad, just go away. And when you do, please take your collection of awful yoga pants with you.
1. Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga is pretty talented, and there is no doubt that she is really hard working. She is one of those people, though… She keeps acting like she is hot, posing in provocative ways, dancing around in a sexy manner, wearing certain types of clothes. Newsflash. She isn’t hot. While she may think she looks awesome dressing in tight yoga pants with some high heeled shoes on, she really looks like some chick from New Jersey on the way to the mall. This is the thing with yoga pants; these celebrities are just like the rest of us; they see someone else look hot in something, and they want to wear them, too. Well, it isn’t that easy, because of one little thing- none of the people on this list are nearly hot enough to pull off yoga pants. Don’t shoot the messenger.