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15 Tiffany Photos Donald Trump Doesn’t Want You To See

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Long before he was the President-elect, Donald Trump and his family life were popular topics in the media. Love him or hate him, the man is an interesting and wildly unpredictable human. Trump’s non-typical family life, his several marriages and his five children have also been in the spotlight. It is natural for the people to take an interest in the President Elect’s family, so today, there’s nothing out of the ordinary in people prying. This doesn’t seem to bother Trump either. He loves and has always loved being the center of attention. He encourages his family to embrace this as well.

Yet, while everyone focuses on Trump’s wife, Melania, his daughter Ivanka, or his two adult sons, everyone forgets about his other daughter, 23-year old Tiffany, daughter of Trump and his second wife, Marla Maples. Hell, even his newest son, the child Barron, gets more publicity than Tiffany does. The Donald himself forgot to thank her during his victory speech, thanking four out of five children individually. Tiffany did, however, get a deeply personal and emotional 140 characters or less from her father’s Twitter account afterward, which is a beautiful consolation prize.

So, what happened? Was it an accident? Did Trump forget her name? Did he intentionally leave her out? Well, Tiffany has always been the black sheep of the family. Her parents’ union was done quickly to legitimize a very public affair and subsequent pregnancy. After the divorce, Tiffany was raised on the West Coast with her single mother, while the rest of the Trumps enjoyed the high life on the East Coast. She had little access to her father compared to the other kids, and therefore, her father had less of an influence over her. Needless to say, she is probably the least like Donald of all the kids. If we didn’t know how Donald craves attention, we might think that he was sheltering Tiffany from the media. Since that is obviously not the case, maybe it’s the opposite. Maybe he is sheltering himself from her. But why? Here are 15 photos Donald Trump doesn’t want you to see of Tiffany.

15. Tiffany the Musiciany

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The first time we ever really met Tiffany, she was a 17-year old on Oprah, discussing what her life on West Coast was like. In that interview, she discussed her love and passion for music. She even recorded and released a song called “Like a Bird” in 2014. In the Oprah interview, Tiffany said, “I love music. It’s always been very dear to me. It’s a big passion. It’s more of a hobby right now, but we’ll see in a couple of years if I want to take it to the next level as a professional.” We’re sure the Donald loves hearing that his daughter might want to become a musician. We all know how much he loves music. Just look at the lineup of incredibly unpopular musicians performing at the Inauguration Ball: Beau Davidson- 80s Cover Band, The Reagan Years, and The Mixx, a wedding band.

14. Ross Mechanic—The Boyfriend

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via instagram

Tiffany’s Instagram is filled with pictures of her current boyfriend, Ross Mechanic. Don’t let the name fool you, Mechanic is not a filthy laborer; he’s born to a very well-to-do family, something that Tiffany can relate to. But there is something about Mechanic that doesn’t quite fit in the Trump family. He and his entire family are registered Democrats. Obviously, if he wants to get in good with ol’ Pappy, he’ll have to reconsider being a “Hillary Lover.” Here’s a photo of this Democrat with Tiffany. You can see more major differences between Ross and his father-in-law in this shot. You’ll notice that Ross is grabbing this woman by the hip in the photo, whereas the Donald prefers to grab them somewhere else.

13. Sexy Pool Party

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via:Il Giornale

Tiffany is one of the famed Rich Kids of Instagram. This is a group of very wealthy and privileged kids, who post snapshots of their lives for us regulars to look at enviously. They are incredibly popular accounts on social media and for good reason. Tiffany herself has a huge Instagram account with this photo being one of the most seen of her pictures. Obviously, Tiffany is a beautiful young woman, but she takes a lot of heat for showcasing her privileged life. None of that matters, though, if you were ask her father. You see, years ago, when Tiffany’s dad was asked about being criticized in the media, he gave some sage advice for people like Tiffany. “You know,” he said. “It doesn’t really matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.” We couldn’t have said it any better ourselves.

12. Looks Matter

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Donald has called Tiffany “a winner” and even proudly discussed her grades before, but it’s pictures like this one that show who she really could be in the future. Sure, we’ve included this in a list of photos that Donald wouldn’t want you to see because it’s sexy, flirtatious and even a bit scandalous. What kind of father would want people to gawk at their daughter? But before you get too angry Donald, just look how incredible Tiff looks here. Can we call you Tiff? Good. Think of all the careers she could have with looks like this, Donald. Remember that reporter from “Last Week Tonight”? Remember how she got her job, or, at least, how you assumed she got her job? Here’s what you said, “I mean, we could say politically correct that look doesn’t matter, but the look obviously matters,” Trump said to the woman, “Like you wouldn’t have your job if you weren’t beautiful.” Forget the resume or CV, just bring in a copy of this picture to your next job interview, Tiffany.

11. Aspiring Member of Swat

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via:Funnyjunk

Halloween is about two things: dressing up as someone you’re not and looking sexy as hell. Here, Tiffany is having fun and observing both critical rules. Trump probably hates this picture though, not because she looks as incredible as she does but because SWAT is a career that mixes men and women, and he knows what happens in fields where genders mix. Here’s Donald’s Tweet on why there are so many sexual assaults in the military: “26,000 unreported sexual assults (sic) in the military-only 238 convictions. What did these geniuses expect when they put men & women together?” Valid question Donald. Who in the hell believed it would be a good idea to let women and men work together? Well, that’s what’s so fun about Halloween. Tiffany gets to pretend her dad would ever let her have a career where she worked with men, which is… all of them?

10. Sexy Selfie

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Tiffany may not have had her father around all the time to give her advice and help teach her how to be a woman, but amazingly, she grew up into one on her own. Even though this photo made the list of pictures Donald won’t want us to see, this one probably gives him both good and bad feelings. The bad is obvious. This is a revealing shot and that’s his baby girl. There’s some good here too though. Tiffany has become a woman. She’s beautiful and beauty is power. Don’t believe us? Here’s an excerpt from Trump: The Art of the Comeback: “Women have one of the great acts of all time. The smart ones act very feminine and needy, but inside they are real killers. The person who came up with the expression ‘the weaker sex’ was either very naive or had to be kidding. I have seen women manipulate men with just a twitch of their eye — or perhaps another body part.”

9. Who’s That Guy?

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While you may not know who Kyle Bryan is, the self-proclaimed “traditionalist” Donald Trump won’t be thrilled to see his daughter sitting with a gay man. No, Donald isn’t openly homophobic, at least not compared to many, if not all of the members on his political team. There’s Tony Perkins who said, “I believe homosexuality is a compulsion that can be contained, repressed, or changed.” There’s Betsy and Richard Jr. DeVos who have funded efforts to ban same-sex marriage and promote reparative therapy for gays. And then there’s Trump’s running mate, Mike Pence, who has been behind a slew of anti-gay agendas, despite masking his intentions with religious ideology. This is an old picture though, so maybe Tiffany learned her lesson.

8. Marilyn Shot

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via:Roosh V Forum

By now you probably know what Trump thinks about most actors and what most actors think about Trump. It’s no secret that most artists are left-leaning, so we expect there to be a divide between Trump and Hollywood. That’s why it’s so strange that Tiffany would idolize a Hollywood icon, Marilyn Monroe, even recreating (in a way) one of her iconic photos. It’s not just that. Tiffany has Marilyn all over her Instagram account. Here’s a famous quote, and, if you couldn’t tell, it’s not from Donald; it’s from the actress that Trump’s daughter embraces: “What I really want to say: That what the world really needs is a real feeling of kinship. Everybody: stars, laborers, Negroes, Jews, Arabs. We are all brothers.”

7. The Kiss Dodge

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Ah, the famous dodged kiss photo. The world collectively cringed as Donald went to kiss his forgotten child during the second presidential debate and she masterfully dodged it. Not today, pops. We don’t know what really went on here. Was the dodge just awkward and unintentional or does Tiffany harbor ill-feelings toward her father. One thing is for sure, Donald hates this photo. He doesn’t want to be reminded that he looked so foolish. But we expected this feeble kiss attempt from him. After all, Trump did say, “I’m automatically attracted to beautiful [women]—I just start kissing them. It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star they let you do it.” Turns out Tiffany doesn’t think you’re that big of a star yet.

6. Jell-O Shots

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There’s two stories here. One is a lovely picture of Tiffany sleeping poolside. The other tells a much different tale, Tiffany passed out drunk poolside, completed and crushed Jell-O shots next to her, two drinks on the go and some weird looking food being wasted while children starve in Africa. Disgusting behavior for the daughter of the future President. The worst part of the whole thing? Check out that horrible sandal tan? Just hideous. This photo may seem harmless, but it is damming for Trump. Remember when he mocked Hilary’s “low energy,” saying, “She’ll go home, she’ll take a nap for four or five hours, and she’ll come back.” He added “No naps for Trump, no naps. I don’t take naps. We don’t have time.” Well, looks like there’s one Trump who still takes naps.

5. No Makeup

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via THR

When the paparazzi catches a female celebrity without makeup, they always make some critical remarks about how the “real” version of the celeb is ugly, simply because they look different than when they’re done up. No father wants to see his daughter made fun of, but that’s probably not why he hates this photo. He almost definitely hates this photo because his daughter looks like a loser. You see, female winners, in the eyes of Donald, have sex appeal. It’s probably the only way they win. In How To Get Rich, Trump talked about this obvious fact of life: “It’s certainly not groundbreaking news that the early victories by the women on The Apprentice were, to a very large extent, dependent on their sex appeal.” Seeing his daughter, Tiffany, walk out in public like this has got to be disheartening for the man who always wins, even when he loses.

4. Breaking The Rules With Derulo

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via:It’s a Famous World

It’s not the reports that Tiffany Trump and her posse got out of hand at the Jason Derulo concert that would make Donald grind his teeth looking at this photo. It’s also not the fact that Tiffany is not behaving like a future President’s daughter, someone with class and dignity, either. It’s the fact that she’s screaming while listening to a singer born of Haitian immigrants, a man born of the same immigrants that Trump warned us about, saying, “They are taking your jobs. And you better be careful.” Derulo was born to the immigrants who are now ruining the country and Tiffany is cheering him on. Sickening. Listen to your father! “People are flowing into this country by the millions, not by the thousands, by the millions, and destroying the fabric of the country.” You’ve been warned.

3. Making America Great Again

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When Trump thinks about making America great again, he has a very specific image in mind. After seeing this photo of Tiffany holding an American flag and surrounded by other flags, we wonder if America has ever looked better. Tiffany is gorgeous in this photo, but Donald won’t like the fact that she’s dressed like a hippie, those disgusting tree-huggers. Makes her look more like a Bernie Sanders supporter (and maybe she was). As the New York Post once wrote, Trump is from the 60s “but not the campus [hippie] 1960s. He’s from the Rat Pack 1960s.”

2. Sid from Ice Age

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via:Twitter

Reading insults about someone you care about is never nice, especially if it’s a close friend, or even worse, a family member. No matter how you feel about Mr. Trump, taking to insulting his daughter is evidently a weird step to take. Well, that’s what’s happened with plenty of people on social media. Even if it is a cesspool of hate, it’s still somewhat surprising that the people who ridicule Trump for his hateful language and platform use hateful language to insult him and his family. There’s a long-running joke that suggests that Tiffany and Sid from the Ice Age films look alike, which is about as stupid as it is mean spirited.

1. Groveling

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via:Wise Girl Online

If there’s one thing that Donald hates, it’s someone who grovels. That’s why this photo of his beautiful daughter groveling at the feet of another woman has got to irk him. Remember when he mocked that reporter with a physical disability by jerking his arms around spastically, imitating Serge Kovaleski who suffers from a condition that affects the moment of his arms? Well, ask Meryl Streep about it if you forgot because she didn’t. But, who cares? Streep is, “one of the most over-rated actresses in Hollywood” anyways. There is something good for Donald to take from this photo. It’s very obvious that Tiffany respects women. No, not as much as her father because, like he’s told us several times, “nobody respects women more than Donald Trump.” Still, maybe she’s a close second.

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