Without a doubt, Jennifer Love Hewitt represents a fantasy for a particular generation. The cute and buxom brunette launched her career with Party of Five, and then transitioned into films with Can’t Hardly Wait and I Know What You Did Last Summer. More recently, she’s starred in successful television series like The Ghost Whisperer and Criminal Minds.
So why publish an article about her now? Most articles are topical, dealing with celebs who are promoting films, rising in their careers, or were involved in some tragedy. However, JLove has been around for decades and has no drama in her life. She’s happily married with two kids, is enjoying motherhood, and hasn’t done anything in Hollywood for nearly two years. Perhaps, one reason we’ve published this article is because we missed her. But the main reason is we just wanted to ogle her breasts.
There is no doubt that JLove has one of the finest pairs in the business. She’s called them her best fashion accessory and has built a career on them. She’s been interviewed hundreds of times and they always comment about her rack. Jimmy Kimmel even brought out onstage a 7-square-foot poster of her zoomed-in cleavage. JLove laughed at first and then yelled, “Get them out of here!” She may be the only person on earth who ever shunned or said anything negative about her breasts. We don’t want them to go anywhere, Jennifer, please. They can stay right here forever and beautify this awesome list.
20. Plunging Neckline
Jennifer Love is wearing a plunging neckline in this shot, and plunge may be an understatement. The V-neck on this baby goes all the way down to her belly button. It seems like this outfit may be a really fancy bathrobe, but we’re not sure. Or maybe, she got drunk and put her evening gown on backwards. Not that she would ever get that drunk. Jennifer Love has been known to have a beer now and then, and show up on a red carpet with a twinkle in her smile, but she’s never gone full Lohan and gotten out of control. After having kids, Love was asked if it was okay to drink beer while breastfeeding. She didn’t seem to have a problem with it and said that in Ireland, moms have a Guinness a day. Okay, Jennifer Love is breastfeeding. Some guys will really enjoy that visual, while other guys just won’t really see the attraction.
19. Time For A Closeup
This picture features one of Jennifer Love’s greatest assets. You are surely looking at her chest, and that’s great. But another hot feature is her mouth. In other photos, her eyes are like lasers and her mouth gets lost in the shuffle. But those lips are wonderful. Much earlier in her career, JLove made her money off of her smile. She appeared in Kids Incorporated and was prancing around like a grinning machine. She had to fight to shed the cute image. She’s said, “I would just love once to be called sexy. Just because it would make me something other than cute.” I Know What You Did Last Summer helped shed that image. But the cast on set called it something else. “We had this joke on the set of I Know What You Did Last Summer,” JLove said, “All the girls wore tiny tops, so we called it I Know What Your Breasts Did Last Summer.” Did the adult film industry parody that? Probably. If not, they should.
18. Boyfriend Boxers
Okay, so we’ve all heard of the boyfriend t-shirt, but have you ever had your girl steal your drawers? Oh yeah, they wear those too, don’t they? This looks like a pretty fancy pair of boxer shorts, but they could pass for a dude’s silk drawers. Whether they admit it or not, lots of guys have a fancier pair of underwear that they save for a special occasion. Every guy has a favorite shirt too. There is a power to clothes that can help boost self esteem and build confidence, and Jennifer Love agrees. “New clothes are a great way to deal after a breakup. A good mix CD also helps you get through it and… you know, 72 hours of ice cream.” Dudes would have to be insane to breakup with JLove though, right? Well, dozens have. Her famous exes include Carson Daly, Joey Lawrence, Fred Savage and John Cusack.
17. Lying in Wait
Okay, so according to Wikipedia, the term “lying in wait” means, “the act of hiding and waiting for an individual with the intent to kill that person or inflict serious bodily harm.” Well, there has got to be another sexier definition out there somewhere, right? What about when your girlfriend is lying and waiting for you, and wearing something wonderful like this number? Here we have Jennifer Love and she seems ready for something way better than murder to take place. However, she is “killing it.” It’s funny how many violent expressions can be used to describe something intimate. But don’t use any harsh terms around JLove, who is a softy. “I’m a hopeless romantic.” she says, “It’s disgusting. It really is. I’ve seen While You Were Sleeping, like, twenty times, and I still believe in the whole Prince Charming thing.”
16. The Booty
We have obsessed for years about the breasts of JLove and how they have helped her reach the pinnacle of fame. But let us not forget her other bodily features. Here is a shot of Jennifer Love entering or exiting her home, and there’s a great view of her backside. That big bubble almost looks photoshopped it’s so round. Can that really be our beloved JLove? Oh, yes, that’s all Jennifer. It’s an impressive backside that rivals bum legends like Jennifer Lopez and Kim Kardashian. So why haven’t we noticed it before? Well, butts weren’t really a big deal back in the late 90s. That was a boob decade. Everybody was focused on cleavage. Then the attention shifted to the rear in the 2000s into the 2010s. It’s not like breasts ever went out of style, but butts are more popular than ever.
15. Open Red Shirt
This is Jennifer Love in a red shirt that she has mistakenly neglected to button. Maybe she got warm since she was standing in the sunshine of the open window. So is she getting dressed, or undressed? That’s a question for you to decide, and most dudes would prefer the latter. What a fantasy, right? It’s funny how a studio-produced photoshoot can let your imagination soar, removing all reality and fabricating the ideal circumstances to describe a pose. But what exactly is JLove’s greatest fantasy? She says, “The ultimate dream in life is to be able to do what you love and learn something from it.” What? That’s it? That’s really her ultimate dream? Well that sounds either contrived or cliche, but either way, it’s boring. Come on JLove, next time, try coming up with something a little hotter than that.
14. White Dress
Here we have Jennifer Love in one of the tightest dresses ever. You can see there is nothing to hide as the thin off-white fabric hugs her every curve. And JLove is not afraid to show some curves, which is fine by us. Curvier the better. The admitted lover of Italian food also says she hates to work out. “I’m not a person who naturally loves to wake up in the morning and go ‘Yeah, I’m going to work out for five hours – wooh!’ Like, that’s not my thing,” she says, “I’m from Texas. I like to eat carbs. I like to chill out with my friends and do anything but 150 push-ups and sit-ups.” She sounds like the girl in high school who says she flunked the test, and then gets an A. There is definitely some work she’s put into sculpting her physique, although she may not like to admit it.
13. A Rose Is A Rose
There are many reasons why roses are so often associated with s*x. They feel soft and smooth against the skin. Their edges resemble lips while their inner working resemble a certain part of the female anatomy. Roses have been associated with beautiful women since the Romans used them to stand for Venus, the goddess of desire. Thousands of years later, and the rose is as sexy as ever. We hand them out on Valentine’s Day to try and get laid. They show up on birthdays, honeymoons, and anniversaries. The smell is so sweet and subtle, but their touch is what really pushes the sensuality over the edge. Here, we see a younger Jennifer Love, back in her Can’t Hardly Wait days. She’s holding a single rose against her ample chest and it seems as if she’s wishing it was a lover’s lips, or something else with a soft tip.
12. Coral Dress
Is this a coral dress? Or is it just plain red? It’s hard to tell sometimes on my phone and the color varies by the degree of tilt I’m holding it with. But that’s really not what we’re looking at here, is it? What we’re looking at is the surprised look on Jennifer Love’s face. What on earth is she looking at? It seems to be a pleasant surprise. Maybe she just saw one of her favorite celebrities on the red carpet. Did you know that she’s a huge Gwyneth Paltrow fan? Jennifer Love sent the actress a huge bouquet of flowers and a letter, wishing her all the best when she was nominated for an Oscar. The bouquet brought good luck and Paltrow ended up winning. Then one day, Paltrow met Love on a red carpet. The blond gave the brunette a giant hug and thanked her for the flowers. Jennifer Love was starstruck and could hardly speak.
11. The Boyfriend Shirt
Here is a beautiful shot of JLove wearing the morning after “boyfriend shirt.” Why do girls always steal our clothes, anyway? Well, we can’t really complain about it because they always look great wearing them. Maybe this is the shirt of JLove’s former boyfriend, John Mayer. Allegedly, one of his first big hits, “Your Body is a Wonderland,” was about Jennifer Love. However, JLove denied those rumors and humbly replied with this comment to Entertainment Weekly, “My body is far from a wonderland. My body is more like a pawnshop. There’s a lot of interesting things put together, and if you look closely, you’d probably be excited, but at first glance, not so much.” Her self-deprecating humor is one of the reasons why we like JLove, or any hottie for that matter. When hotties act like they know they’re hot, that’s always a major turn-off.
10. Poolside Bikini
Jennifer Love is stunning in this pic, which was probably taken for Maxim magazine. Maxim has featured Jennifer in several of its top “hottest babe of the year” issues, which is really the only reason why anyone is interested in that magazine. What else does that publication offer? Does anybody know? If you want fashion, you hit up GQ. If you want sports, go buy an SI. But why would you pick up a Maxim? Can’t you just see that stuff online? Well, we don’t want to be too hard on the men’s mag. They did change the business. They even influenced Playboy and forced them to remove the clothes-free images from the iconic publication. Wait a minute. Is Playboy’s skin omission Maxim’s fault? Oh, man. Now we are very mad at Maxim. Very mad indeed.
9. Ride ‘Em Cowgirl
Jennifer Love is topless and is showing off her back in this shot, which is rare to see. We can’t see what’s on the other side, but the imagination can fill in the blanks. She’s wearing a cowboy hat, which is a throwback to her Texas roots. JLove was born in Waco, Texas and was raised in Nolanville. It wasn’t too long, though, before she moved to Hollywood and starred in Kids Incorporated. The music and dance-based kids show also featured Fergie, and the two future stars appeared together in season 6. The music business has always been in the background for Jennifer Love. At one point, she may even preferred to be a musician rather than an actress. But things never really worked out that way. Her biggest hit song, “How Do I Deal,” peaked on the charts at 59. Her album, BareNaked, had some similar album art to this Client List shot. More on that promiscuous TV show later.
8. Lusty Black And White
So what is so attractive about this picture? The bosom is obviously banging, but there’s got to be more to it than that. Is it the pouty mouth opened just slightly to slim down the face? Is it the cross on her neck, that’s a throwback to Madonna, giving off the dirty virgin appeal? The hair is tousled and hot, but the attraction has got to be her eyes. Jennifer Love has some of the finest bedroom eyes in the business. Her stare could make a man melt. In real life, she has a rather squinty stare sometimes, which is fine. But in photoshoots, her eyes are the fiercest thing ever. This shot was taken for another Maxim spread. In 1999 and 2009, she was declared the “readers’ choice” favorite for the men’s magazine.
7. On All Fours
Jennifer Love is pictured here in one of her more rarer images. We dove into the depths of the internet to find this one, but its simplicity impressed us. This was before the Maxim shoots, and before Jennifer Love had mastered the smoldering look. We’re guessing this was during the transition from Party of Five into the major movie scene. Here she is, bending at the waist, with her knees on the lawn and her elbows bending low to the ground. By the look in her eyes, she means business, and casting directors in Hollywood took notice. Jennifer Love was offered the lead in Romeo + Juliet. The stylized take on the classic was directed by Baz Luhrmann and starred the young Leonardo DiCaprio. However, Claire Danes was awarded the role in the last second since some execs thought JLove looked too mainstream. Could you imagine if JLove landed that role? It could have changed the trajectory of her whole career.
6. Cyan Push Up
This pic is all over the internet, and just goes to show you how rotten some guys are. This exact picture was manipulated in Photoshop to include some very explicit details. Some dirt-ball artists have added n*pples to the dress as if the actress was accidentally popping out. Other even dirtier dudes have added a certain male discharge to the image, which attempts to explain her pleasantly surprised body language. Dudes are dirty, sometimes to the point of embarrassment. Like some guy was on his computer all day getting the lighting and color just right, trying to make it look as real as possible. There are so many fakes of JLove online that it’s actually a challenge to find a real one. As far as our research has proven, the actress has never exposed her legendary chest. But if you look online, there are hundreds of counterfeit racks. This grossness needs to stop, bros. Have some decency. Appreciate the original. Use your imagination. Fantasy shouldn’t have to be spoon-fed.
5. Passionate Expression
In this screenshot, Jennifer Love appears to be having a personally gratifying experience. She seems to be doing something with her hands, just below the belt, which is causing her face to contort in pleasurable and uncontrollable ways. I wonder what she’s doing. It just takes a little imagination to figure that one out. This is a screenshot from The Client List, a short-run Lifetime dramedy about a massage parlor. That’s right. From 2012 to 2013, for 25 episodes, JLove played a masseuse for hire who took it all the way to the happy ending. Of course, this was a mainstream cable channel, so it didn’t get too graphic. Maybe that’s the reason why it ultimately failed. Sometimes, shows can get by on a little T and A alone, but it’s rare. Shows like Baywatch are an exception. Usually, you need good writing and acting too.
4. Tight Dress
In this older shot, at first glance, Jennifer Love is looking a bit like Katy Perry, right? Or maybe it’s just me. The similarity may come from the darker hair, back when Perry was rocking her natural black color. Nowadays, Perry has a very short blonde hairdo. Just last week, Perry appeared on the season finale of SNL. She did two musical numbers, which both contained some interesting themes. The first song was Perry singing at a drag queen show, and the second song featured Katy in a latex dress lying down on a platter like a Thanksgiving turkey. Jennifer Love hosted SNL way back in 1998. She starred in several sketches with the likes of Tim Meadows, Will Ferrell, and Chris Kattan. In one game show sketch called “Let’s Make This Happen,” she played a Hollywood agent who must quickly build a blockbuster plot around a set of random topics and actors (like Bear attack, Olsen Twins). The sketch was a commentary on the ridiculousness of big-budget movies, a point that still holds true today.
3. See-through Lace
Here’s a pic that proves that Jennifer Love doesn’t have to show a ton of skin to look hot. Here she is lounging on a couch in black lace. Lace is always a sensual fabric that reminds us of lingerie And even if it’s not too revealing, it looks wonderful against a woman’s skin. You can see through to a glimpse of her 36-C bra, but nothing too scandalous. As usual, Jennifer is perfecting her tractor-beam eyes to draw us in. She has a look that comes natural. This type of thing cannot be taught. Tyra Banks would try to teach the look on America’s Next Top Model, but most of the time, you either have it or you don’t. Most arts are intuitive and you can take lessons and read books if you want. But, it’s all work and repetition that will ultimately help you improve. JLove has been doing pin-up shoots like this for years, and she’s a pro.
2. One Bad Bunny
Okay…uhm…if you are a six-foot-tall Easter bunny, then this pic must really get you going. We’re not quite sure what is going on in this image, but the oddity of it just made sense to us. Here is Jennifer Love Hewitt looking absolutely brilliant in a pink satin teddy. This look is truly a throwback to the Playboy Playmate outfit of the 1960’s, back when girls walked around the mansion in lingerie and sold cigarettes to up-and-coming celebrities like Bill Cosby. NBC even made a show about this era called The Playboy Club. The show starred an all-star cast with names like Jenna Dewan Tatum, Eddie Cibrian, and Amber Heard. Eddie even looked quite a bit like a young Hugh Hefner. Too bad though, the TV series totally flopped after airing just three episodes. Now, if Jennifer Love was on the show, watch out! It would have been the biggest success ever, right?
1. Forget Victoria’s Secret
Who needs Victoria’s Secret? This is what most men want to see when they think of lingerie. Jennifer Love looks smoking hot in this photo. The image is perfect, and has everything going for it in every way. What’s up with the Victoria’s Secret models, anyway? They’re always way too skinny. And they have weird teeth, a crazy nose, a big bony forehead, or some other oddity. Jennifer Love is the true American beauty. She has a little extra curve where it counts, and the eyes that will suck you in. We’re not sure what this shot was taken for (probably Maxim), but this is long after her Party of Five Days. Another hottie from Party of Five is Lacey Chabert. She was awesome in Mean Girls and Not Another Teen Movie, and has done a ton of indie films over the years. One interesting fact is that these two well-endowed actresses never succumbed to the pressures of Hollywood and went topless in a role. Lacey appears in a tin tub, taking a sponge bath in The Scoundrel’s Wife in 2002, but it’s a brief tasteful scene and she only shows a side boob. Lacey’s not quite as hot as JLove, but she’s another classy girl, nonetheless. Maybe we’ll spotlight her next time.