Over the years there have been a lot of reasons why people become famous. At one point it was the royalty whose names were known around the world, or the warriors and warlords who fought the battles and turned the tides in politics. Then the world changed and the great thinkers entered the fray for the public’s attention. After that, the great writers and composers came to prominence and before too long actors and musicians began to hobnob among the elite as well. Today people seem to be able to achieve fame for just about any reason, as the things people pay attention to become more and more specialized.
Courtney Stodden, the focus of this list, managed to gain notoriety for one of the most unique reasons we’ve ever seen. Made famous when she married Doug Hutchison, who was fifty-one years old at the time, that alone shouldn’t be too remarkable considering her new husband was an actor. However, the thing that was noteworthy about this particular marriage is that Courtney was only sixteen years old at the time, which is something a lot of people may have been surprised to learn was legal. Having met the man she would marry when she signed up for an acting workshop he taught, they fell in love under her parent’s watchful eye, and with their approval were wed. An odd relationship to say the least, when the actor with a recognizable face married a teenager, it caught the world’s attention and lit up the tabloids. An adult today, and still married to her partner more than five years later, many people still pay attention to them, which inspired us to put together this list of the fifteen hottest photos of her you’ve ever seen.
When it comes to the photos we’ve chosen, the only prerequisite was that Courtney Stodden can be seen and looks great. That means that the inclusion of people other than the tabloid queen will have zero effect on the placement of a photograph on this list. Screengrabs of her from her media appearances and music videos are fair game, as they are some of her most memorable moments. So, without any further ado, let’s get to the list.
15. Early Photoshoot
Looking fit and fierce in this image that is clearly from the second camera at a photoshoot, we chose this image to start off our list as it seems to be one of the earlier photos taken of Stodden. These days the photographs you see of her tend to be private ones that her or her cohorts have taken and uploaded on social media, as a result many of our entries were shared by her. Already knowing how to work her body to look her best, the way that her hips are shifted and her hands placed on them accentuates the curves that have helped her remain in the public eye. Also wearing a top that shows off her midriff in all of its glory, it shows that she must work hard to keep her stomach flat and firm which, is always very attractive.
14. Pinup Pose
Someone who has clearly attempted to pattern her look at least partially around Marilyn Monroe, it makes perfect sense that she would embrace fashion that brings to mind an older era. Uploaded to her Instagram account accompanied by the caption “happy Sunday”, this is the type of photo that seems perfectly at home on a day designed to celebrate god’s work. Looking like she would be perfectly at home among the pinup models of old, like Bettie Page or Betty Grable, this photo shows off her body in all of its glory even though her naughty bits are covered. After all, her pose gives us a great view of both her boobs and butt at the same time, which is a feat we will always appreciate. On top of that, her old school hairstyle works to perfectly cap off a well designed and eye-popping image.
13. White Dress
One of the simplest photos on this list, Courtney is wearing a simple dress here which would look totally ordinary on someone whose body wasn’t as buxom as hers but looks glorious here. Uploaded to her Instagram account, she accompanied the image with a caption that read “it feels like spring in Palm Springs today, hope the East Coast is surviving the storm, sending warm vibes”. While we have zero recollection of what weather she was referencing at that time, one thing is certain, if it started to pour where she was that dress would be even more tantalizing. Rising and falling due to being displaced by her larger than life bosoms, the fact that it practically cups her chest makes that some extremely fortunate fabric. We could totally understand if the designer actually paid her to wear this dress instead of the other way around, as she pretty much makes it sing.
12. Bubbly Bikini
A lot of the photos on this list will likely make people think of hitting the town with Courtney or sitting back as she gets herself ready or goes for a dip, but this one is a little bit more unique. Uploaded to her Instagram account alongside the caption “is it too early?”, obviously, this was taken and uploaded in the earlier hours of a day which makes us think of something wholly different. This time around we enjoyed envisioning spending a night with her and then waking up to spend a leisurely morning and afternoon with her topped off by enjoying a drink together. If that isn’t a pleasant thought, especially when she is wearing a top that shows off her cleavage so much, then we are sorry, but we just don’t know what is.
11. Red Dress
There is a classic song about a devil in a blue dress but when you look at this photo it becomes clear that Courtney in a red dress is totally bedevilling. While we absolutely enjoy everything we’re looking at in this photo, the fact that she is a married woman and something of a celebrity makes it obvious that we’d never have a chance with her which is torture to us. Looking a lot more classy than she usually does, we could easily see her wearing this outfit to a high-class event but that could totally ruin the night. That’s because we could easily see there being a rash of injuries because nobody would be able to look away even while walking, which could cause a human pile up.
10. Nineties Chic
Wearing an outfit that instantly took us back to the fashion of the nineties, it is interesting to see Courtney Stodden in it as she was born in 1994 and thus would most likely barely recall the looks of the time. Uploaded to her Instagram account with a hashtag about it being the pic of the day, it doesn’t tell us much about what she was thinking at the time except this was the best photograph of her that day. We would be absolutely shocked if anyone was able to disagree with that assertion considering it would probably be the best photo ever taken of most people. Eschewing the more revealing garb that she is usually seen in but still tight enough to leave little to the imagination, she looks marvelous here and clearly, she knows it.
9. Pink Umbrella
When deciding on the title of this entry we decided to name it after the item that Courtney is using to obscure her body because we thought it would be wrong of us to call it hot naked woman. Uploaded to her Instagram account along with the caption “sunning in the nude”, it makes it clear that unless she is deceiving us there is nothing covering her up if it weren’t for that infernal umbrella. Designed to keep us dry when a storm would otherwise have soaked us, they are extremely helpful devices but we’d give them up in a heartbeat to get a gander at what they’re keeping from us in this photo. Even still, it sure is nice to imagine her behind it, isn’t it?
8. Makeup Free
Let’s be real for a moment here, Courtney Stodden clearly likes to put a lot of makeup on whenever she appears in public or even in the photos she uploads to her social media. That is part of the reason we like this rare opportunity to see her wearing little to none as it proves that even if she eased off on the product her face is very attractive. Appearing to be taken by a paparazzi, she looks like she went for a workout and grabbed some coffee on her route, either that or she just likes sporting workout gear. We can’t blame her if the latter is the truth, considering the that if we were her and looked that great while wearing clothes like that, we’d embrace it too.
7. Diving In
A photo Courtney uploaded to her Instagram account accompanied by the words ‘diving in’, she may have been excited that she was about to go for a swim but we’re guessing she had an ulterior motive. Judging by some of the explicit responses that littered the comment section, if her intent was to get her fans excited by a view of her posterior it is safe to say she succeeded. A woman that clearly puts a lot of thought into whatever she wears, or in some cases what she doesn’t, the fact that her sunglasses perfectly match her swimsuit is a testament to her passion for her appearance. Adding to the appeal of the photo is the great view of the side of one of her boobs, her puckered lips and the great view of her legs. There are a lot of people who would kill to spend the day with her by the pool, and although the weather is bright and sunny and the home looks nice, it is her body that would beckon them.
6. Tennis Anyone?
We’re just going to come out and say it, those heels seem entirely unsuited to playing tennis, Courtney. It almost makes us think that she had no interest in actually taking part in the game when she showed up on a court the day this photo was taken. Wearing a top that seems to have something pulling it down in a way that allowed the camera to get a great snap of her cleavage, it is also small enough that her midriff is on display too. However, our favorite aspect of this photo is her short skirt which covers up very little of her legs which look extremely long here. On top of that, it allowed us to reflect on how soft and supple her skin looks which is a huge difference maker in how attractive we find a woman since we love to run or hands on our lady’s skin.
5. Fur Coat
Put yourself in this headspace, you’re walking down the street one day minding your own business. Then, out of nowhere a beautiful blonde walks up to you wearing heels, a fur jacket, and sporting a mischievous smile on her face. Before too long, she rips her jacket open in front of you and your eyes gaze down to her body which is sporting nothing but a red bikini which means that in that moment you can see almost every inch of her. If you’re half as happy as us when envisioning that we don’t need to say anything more about why this photo is so high on our list.
4. Blue Bikini
When we put together this list there was something we picked up on almost immediately, Courtney likes to wear bikinis (and we mean a lot). A relationship that seems to be mutually advantageous, each pair that we see adorn her body seems to be serving its purpose perfectly since they look better in photos like this than they probably ever could elsewhere. Wearing a blue bikini here that features frills and checks in several of the most alluring places, we are extremely happy with the outcome the outfit, pose, model and photographer gave to us. Also, when you have a taut stomach like Courtney’s, a belly button ring is a thing of pure joy for the viewer.
3. Black Lingerie
Say what you will about Courtney Stodden, but when you realize that she released this photo to the public it becomes obvious that she knows where her bread is buttered. Uploaded to her Instagram account, her caption was unremarkable but the image it accompanied was anything but. One of the best photos of her we’ve seen in every way, one of its biggest strengths is the way that it shows off just how huge her boobs truly are because of the angle it was taken at, while also leaving a lot to the imagination. Also able to include a great view of her rear end in a pair of frilly panties, whoever framed this photo should be an internet legend. No matter why Stodden is deemed ‘famous’, we are not complaining while gawking at this photo of her (and the rest of the photos on this list).
2. Peach Bikini
The fact that you can’t see a camera in the hand of Courtney leads us to believe that either she is using a timer or had an associate of some kind take this photograph of her in a bathroom. If our latter theory is correct and some fortunate person was able to spend some up close and personal time with her while she was wearing this form fitting bikini we totally envy them. Uploaded by her on her Instagram account and accompanied by the caption “Like, omg”, she may not be much of a wordsmith but the fact is that with a body like that she doesn’t have to be. Sporting a seemingly shocked look on her face, we can only guess that even she is amazed by how good this piece of swimwear looks on her. Yet again, she proves that with a slight tilt of her body, she looks all the more alluring for it.
1. No Top?
Courtney has had her image taken again and again over the years and it has been documented that oftentimes she likes to wear very little clothing at all. As a result, there are hundreds of photos of her where her body is very much on display which we could have easily taken as our top choice on this list. In fact, we’ll readily admit that when we sat down to find the photographs that would populate this list we assumed that our number one would allow our readers to appreciate her body. Instead, we’ve chosen this one that she uploaded to her Instagram account accompanied by the caption “all cheesecak’d up and ready to go”. For us the come hither look on her face as well as her bombshell hairdo were instantly alluring. Add in the fact that we can’t see a stitch of clothing on her and it allows us to imagine that if the camera’s lens lowered a little bit we’d get to see her in the buff which is fantasy fodder for the ages. If you want to see more, just google her “leaked” ice cream melting naughty tape, which may be another reason why she’s famous.