Celebrities may be rich, famous and beautiful, but that doesn’t mean locking down real love is any easier. It’s a well known secret that Hollywood A-listers, and even reality TV stars employ matchmakers to pair them with celebrity singles, but what happens if the star is just really bad at relationships?
In an interview with Ellen DeGeneres, Rihanna admitted that she can barely even make time to text a man back. So it’s no surprise that her romance with Drake, fizzled in a matter of months. Or maybe the issue is with the rapper himself? According to scorned ex, Drizzy may seem like a ladies man, but that’s all for show. She accused him of being a selfish lover, only into himself and money. Yikes. And then there’s Chris Brown. Love him or hate him, Brown still remains a heartthrob to women all over the world even after his physical altercation with Rihanna back in 2009, and cheating on model/actress Karrueche Tran, which produced his first child Royalty Brown. Rob Kardashian claims to reality TV, but he certainly had no problem documenting his entire relationship and brief breakup with Blac Chyna in real time on Snapchat. Of course, the duo got back together… for now.
We’ve seen some of the worst breakups unfold in real time thanks to social media, but have you noticed that some of the most turbulent relationships and monstrous break-ups seem to happen to the most picture perfect people in showbiz? Here are the top 15 hottest and undateable celebs:
15. Khloe Kardashian’s Relationships Are On Reality TV
Reality TV can destroy relationships, we’ve seen that play out time and time again from Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson to Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Someone should give Khloe Kardashian the memo! After her watching Kim’s relationship with Kris Humphries deteriorate on TV, it’s unclear why she decided to follow suit when she documented every moment of her relationship with Lamar Odom, from dating to their quickie marriage to the spin-off, for the Keeping Up with the Kardashians camera. She did the same thing years later with rapper French Montana, who noted that Khloe and his relationship hit rough patches after he was on the series, and failed to be paid for his appearance. That’s what happens when you mix business with pleasure.
14. Mariah Carey’s Diva Tendencies Are Extreme
Mariah Carey’s engagement to Australian casino mogul billionaire James Packer seemed like a match made in heaven for the diva famous for spending over $45,000 a year on spa treatments… for her dogs. But when they dramatically called off their ten-month engagement following an explosive argument in Greece last month, it was reported that her extravagant spending caused the split. Sources leaked to the magazines that their relationship was all about money. Another source claimed that Packer was aggravated by the costs she racked up flying stylists around the world wherever they went, ordering 100,000 exotic flowers from across the globe and a glam team that consisted of a 24/hr on call makeup person. The diva can “spend ten of thousands of dollars in minutes.”
13. Britney Spears’ Dad Runs Her Life
In 2008, when Britney Spears was in the midst of a mental breakdown she was put under the conservatorship of her father, Jamie Spears after the court ruled that she did not have the capability to manage her own life. That includes her relationships. Since her split with paparazzi and manager Adnan Ghalib, it’s rumored that her father has orchestrated every single relationship from beginning to end. When Spears announced her split with Jason Trawick reports claimed that Trawick, who was a co-conservator over his girlfriend (weird) wasn’t ready to have children. However, weeks later, reports surfaced that Jamie Spears ended the relationship when Jason made it clear that he couldn’t handle dealing with Brit in her fragile state. According to sources, Britney didn’t even know the engagement was called off until Jamie broke the news to her after it was announced to the public.
12. Lindsay Lohan Falls For Terrible People
Lindsay Lohan likes to share every aspect of her life.. maybe too much. And as we’ve seen from her OWN docu-series, along with the habit of oversharing, LiLo is also constantly embroiled in drama. Take her recent split from fiancé, Russian playboy Egor Tarabasov. After paparazzi caught the two in a physical altercation on the Greek island of Mykonos, Lohan shared the troubling details behind her relationship with the Russian billionaire to The Daily Mail. In the interview Lohan claims that Tarabasov allegedly broke into her house and strangled her. She feared that he would “splash acid” in her face the same night. They would eventually get back together until the public fight in Greece that started off when the actress hurled Tarabasov’s phone onto out of their Jeep and onto the beach. Drama.
11. Rihanna Is All About Work, Work, Work, Work
Since her breakup with Chris Brown, Rihanna’s love life has been the least exciting thing about her life because everything revolves around work. Despite being linked to Drake after photos of the two holding hands, partying together and having romantic dinners surfaced, Rihanna has insisted that she is not dating the rapper. Around the same time, she dropped her smash hit single “Work”, which featured Drake. Travis Scott has also been linked to the pop star, and while they also have been spotted by the paparazzi, appearing to be in a cozy relationship, the rapper was featured in Rihanna’s Puma ad campaign. Rihanna loves to mix work and play, but she’s clearly focused on making money and securing the top spot as business icon and the most stylish pop star.
10. Rob Kardashian Is Jealous
Let’s rewind back to the days before Blac Chyna, when Rob Kardashian was still dating singer/model Rita Ora. The two split up and then suddenly Kardashian took to Instagram and released hateful Tweets when the two first broke up in 2012. “She cheated on me with nearly 20 dudes while we were together,” he wrote in a since-deleted Tweet. “I wonder how many she will sleep with now that we apart? But I mean 20?!!!” Fast forward to just this year, while Kardashian shared a series of Snapchats claiming Chyna left him the day before Christmas, Chyna’s Instagram was being hacked and messages she allegedly sent to friends discussing Kardashian’s insecurity were revealed. In the texts, Chyna told a friend that Rob constantly accuses her of cheating, even while she was pregnant with the couple’s newborn.
9. Jennifer Lopez Mistakes Passion For Love
Throughout Jennifer Lopez’s career we’ve seen her date hip hop moguls, A-list actors, backup dancers and most recently, Drake. Many have wondered why someone like Jenny From The Block has any trouble keeping a man. She’s got the perfect body, a killer wardrobe and hot dance moves, but according to the star herself she falls in love too quickly and often mistakes heavy passion for true love. Stars! They’re just like us. In her memoir, True Love, she writes that her past failed relationships have been examples of how she assumes every romance ends happily ever after. “Reality is hard to see through the adrenaline rush of new love. It’s easy to project your hopes and dreams onto a relationship when it’s new and exciting.” There’s a chance that her new romance with Drake (which neither have confirmed) can work… but most likely not.
8. Leonardo DiCaprio Is A Model Chaser
Leonardo DiCaprio’s reputation as a model chaser has been a thing since the ‘90s. In a New York article referring to the actor as “Leo, Prince of the City,” the magazine noted that that DiCaprio was all about “chasing girls.” Some things never change. Until this day, off the red carpet, DiCaprio has made headlines for his squad of bachelors obsessed with partying with models. There were rumors that he shared a fling with notorious serial dater, Rihanna. Also, he confirmed that he only takes his mother to award shows – a true sign of a player. The actor has recently confirmed his relationship with yet another model, Nina Agdal but has insisted that it’s “casual.” Because let’s be real, Leo shows no signs of locking one woman down.
7. Justin Bieber Hangs Out With A Bad Crowd
Justin Bieber isn’t just terrible to his girlfriends, he’s even the worst to his beloved Beliebers. Remember when he threatened to break up with Instagram, sparking an outpouring of support from fans desperate for another selfie? So it’s not too surprising that the Canadian pop star is a bad boyfriend. Selena Gomez and Bieber have broken up and gotten back together multiple times over the last two years, this year the two got into a passive aggressive fight on Instagram after Bieber shared photos of himself with new girlfriend Sofia Richie. That relationship didn’t last either because according to the singer, he “doesn’t want a relationship.” Selena Gomez on the other hand has blamed his crew of players who’d rather party in the strip clubs than cuddle with a girlfriend.
6. Selena Gomez Is Wrapped Up In Love Triangles
Drama seems to follow Selena Gomez into every relationship she starts; should we be blaming The Biebz? Gomez gets herself into a lot of love triangles, take that night she got really close with her longtime friend, Orlando Bloom in Las Vegas while he was still dating Katy Perry. Perry made it clear she wasn’t thrilled with the friendship and took to Twitter to throw shade at Selena. Yikes. Of course, there’s also the moment Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom got into a physical fight over Gomez, who was rumored to have been hooking up with Bloom after Justin hooked up with the actor’s ex, Miranda Kerr. In an interview, Selena confirmed that she’s just not the type of person willing to trust anyone… and we can see why.
5. Chris Brown Is A Cheater
Model Karrueche Tran started dating Chris Brown in 2011, a year later Tran says she discovered that Brown was cheating on her with Rihanna when photos of him and his ex at a Los Angeles Lakers game hit the web. Adding insult to injury, Brown admitted to cheating on Tran with Rihanna in a Tweet. When Rih and Brown’s relationship fell through, the R&B crooner went back to the model but the relationship came to an end after it was revealed he fathered a child with model Nia Amey. Karrueche confirmed the baby mama drama was real and that she and Brown were over, Tweeting, “Listen. One can only take so much. The best of luck to Chris and his family. No baby drama for me.”
4. Vanessa Hudgens Is Jealous of Female Fans
When Vanessa Hudgens started dating Zac Efron, the reaction from fans varied from excitement to anger – how dare Vanessa Hudgens snatch up their dream boy? It’s hard dating a worldwide heartthrob, and especially for Hudgens who has publicly admitted to being jealous over fans thirsty to be Mrs. Efron. In an interview after the split, Hudgens said that Efron’s popularity eventually broke them apart. According to the actress, girls would chase down the High School Musical star to the point where Hudgens would get jealous from all the attention. It’s unclear whether Efron cheated on the starlet, but towards the end of their romance, Hudgens couldn’t control her temper around fans. She became controlling with Efron and mean when confronting the girls giving him too much attention, leading to their eventual breakup.
3. Nicki Minaj Loves Celebs Only
She said it herself in a recent Instagram she posted around the time she announced her split with rapper Meek Mill. Minaj first hit the scene she was dating producer/rapper Safaree Samuels, who was less famous than the pop star, and claims that after she blew up in the rap scene, their relationship took the backseat. Safaree went on to claim that Minaj lost interest in him once he stopped writing songs for her. He also accused the rapper of wanting to date Drake, or another rapper well known in order to boost her celebrity power. Samuels came off like a jealous ex, but a few weeks after their split, Minaj confirmed her relationship with Meek Mill. The two went on to tour together, appear in magazines in joint interviews and all the Instagram selfies until their split just before the holidays.
2. Taylor Swift Will Write A Hit Song About You
Tom Hiddleston should maybe watch his back, because his ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift does not play when it comes down to airing out all the dirty laundry. She’s written hit songs based on her exes in the past, but her public spat with Calvin Harris takes the cake for the number 1 reason why Swift may be bae from hell. Weeks after ending their romance, A rep for Swift confirmed that she had written Harris’ hit single, “This Is What You Came For.” Fair. Harris himself praised his ex for her contributions to the song before revealing that she “wanted [her songwriting credit] kept secret, hence the pseudonym.” According to Harris, this was another example of Swift tearing down an ex’s image. He later Tweeted that Swift was off tour and looking for someone else to buy other than Katy Perry. Yikes.
1. Drake Is Obsessed With Himself
Drake began his career as a teenage heartthrob before becoming one of the most critically acclaimed rappers and throughout this has always attracted the ladies. Since his rise, he’s been linked to models like Hailey Baldwin, Zoe Kravitz, Rihanna, Serena Williams and most recently Jennifer Lopez. But according to his ex-girlfriend, Drizzy’s relationships fail each and every time because the rapper cares more about his image and fame than his personal relationships with women. Yikes. Following their break-up, Cyn Santana, one of Drake’s former lovers he dated before hooking up with Rihanna, took to social media and said Drake would always spend their whole time together looking at himself in the mirror, and that he’s a selfish lover, only worried about satisfying himself. How long before J.Lo gets the memo?