Look, we’ve all been there. We all go to the highlight reel when we are looking for some fun. Let me set the table for this one. You’re alone, in your bedroom. It’s late at night and you’re tired, but you have just a bit more energy than you expected. So, you break-out a little music, maybe light a few nice, smelly candles and envision the movie star of your dreams. It happens every day all across the world. Some people think about that sexy person you know at work and have a crush on. Some think about whoever they are watching on television. Others troll through Facebook and various websites to find their go-to person. No matter how you want to shake it, people do like to fantasize.
Now, there are a few different ways people go about this. Sometimes people do this kind of thinking while alone. In other cases, people may actually envision an entirely different person than the one they are with to add some extra spice. No matter which way you cut it, we all have fantasized at some point in our lives. And naturally, dreaming of a celebrity on your top five list is always a good way to blow off some steam and get a good afterglow going. Sure, the gratification may only last a short period of time, but man, it is so worth it. And guess what ladies, we didn’t hang you out to dry on this one. This article goes both ways! We are all only human and with that, we introduce top 15 celebrities people fantasize about during “Pleasure Time.”
15. Kate Upton
It is kind of crazy to see Kate Upton at number 15 when considering any top 15 list, but in this case, she just may be so far out of so many men’s leagues that they don’t even bother to fantasize about her. Let’s take a closer look at Kate Upton and why men would fantasize about her. Duh! Load any Internet picture of Upton modeling and you get the drift. This woman is built for men dreaming about her. She is a classic pin-up girl with an ample hourglass figure that keeps men (and the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues) coming back for more. Upton in a bikini is a slam dunk for attention. She isn’t a classic model. Her curves are far too healthy for the modeling world, but her beautiful face and hair combined with her DD chest makes her an amazing dream girl for countless men and adolescent boys all across the world.
14. Selena Gomez
Selena Gomez is another young star who is blossoming before the public’s eyes. With her teenage years in the rear view mirror, The Wizards of Waverly Place star has morphed from a young superstar to a sexy young woman. Selena’s post-Justin Bieber relationship has led her to appear on numerous sandy beaches wearing a variety of sexy bikinis. Photographers seemingly follow Gomez’s every move. Photos of her vacationing with little clothing on are everywhere on the Internet and she is one of the most searched celebrities around. Selena Gomez has truly emerged as a wholesome sex symbol (yes, we know that’s an oxymoron…but she pulls it off). Selena’s body is definitely emerging and her arrival here on the list is proof positive that the world wants more and more of her!
13. Megan Fox
Megan Fox is a true sex symbol. She started to become the “It” girl in Hollywood when her deep blue eyes exploded on the big screen in the hit franchise Transformers. This Tennessee native broke through in the movie business with her role in the teen angst film Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, along with Lindsay Lohan. In addition to her movie roles, Fox has appeared on numerous magazine covers looking as sexy as ever. Her Maxim, FHM, and Rolling Stone appearances in particular have been quite impressive. Fox absolutely killed it in the movie This is 40 as the sexy young beauty. She showed off her medically enhanced boobs and insanely perfect body. No need to explain her presence on this list.
12. Kim Kardashian
There will be a lot of haters wanting to attack this entry, but sorry, Kim Kardashian arrives by her own merits. She has performed in a sex tape for all to enjoy every inch of her skin and then doubled down with her multiple appearances in Playboy magazine. Kardashian has kept her face and body all over the pages of the Internet and in magazines all around the world. She never ceases to get attention for anything that she does. And when she shows off her body, you can guarantee a real show featuring both her butt and breasts. There is never a dull moment in Kardashian-land and she is thus on the forefront of many a man’s mind. There is seemingly no quit to the Kardashian machine.
11. Emma Watson
Emma Watson arrives and Harry Potter fans along with nerds aplenty applaud with tremendous thunder. Now, we make light of the nerd-herd obsessing over the Harry Potter star, but in reality, Emma Watson is damn hot. The British beauty grew up on the big screen and has since spread her wings. Her physical features have evolved with her age and this cute sassy girl has turned into a beautiful young woman. This has squarely placed Watson at the head of the class when it comes to adolescent and older Potter fans who prefer their girl over any other model or curvaceous celebrity. Watson brings that naughty librarian kind of quality to the bedroom. In addition to being beautiful, Watson comes across as incredibly intelligent. For many, she is their home run!
10. Taylor Swift
T-Swift arrives and the Deep South stands with excitement. Born in Reading, Pennsylvania, Taylor Swift moved to Nashville, Tennessee to become a country western singing sensation at just 14-years-old. Since, it has been a blur of narrative musical success as Taylor Swift has poured her heart into her music. She has been anointed as “America’s Sweetheart” by the media. Her wholesome marketing appeal has made her seem like the girl-next-door. Taylor Swift’s success has been built largely on her ability to have cross-over success in both pop and country music. Swift has made a few appearances in feature films, but she is far better off sticking to her massive music success, a level that has led her to amass a net worth of over $250 million. Oh, yeah, she is also very cute and that wholesome image has left many men wanting more.
9. Justin Timberlake
The ladies are saying “Hi, hi, hi,” to this young heartthrob. A former member of the boy band NSYNC, Justin Timberlake has conquered the entertainment industry from all different angles. He started off as a singer and performer on Disney. His mouseketeering days led him to eventually joining a boy band. Despite being the youngest in the band, it was clear to everyone that Timberlake had the moves and the voice to conquer the music industry on his own two feet. He promptly did so and then started to pop up in feature films. It’s as if Timberlake doesn’t know how to do anything poorly. He just created hit after hit, and if his abs are proof of anything, he works hard to nail perfection. So ladies rejoice with your imagery, JT and his abs are in the house and he will sing you the perfect song as you go at in alone in the dark.
8. Johnny Depp
This swashbuckling mess makes the list based on years of reputation. He currently has morphed into somewhat of a strange animal. The former 21 Jump Street pretty-boy that every woman loved eventually found his way to becoming Jack Sparrow in the massively successful movie series, Pirates of the Caribbean. Now, his character is lovable and flawed which definitely makes the ladies like him more. He is unapologetic with a heart of gold. These opposite forces always seem to be a turn-on for women and the ladies certainly know Depp doesn’t look like his Sparrow character out of make-up. Despite his fascination with Barbie Dolls, Depp generally is that noir kind of man that women fall for; deep, dark, and always dramatic. He is musically inclined and has a great head of hair. But recently cracks in the armor have come by way of his ex with accusations of abuse and strangeness. We are happy to appease the women of the world with their dark heartthrob and add Depp to this list.
7. Jennifer Aniston
Fine wine. That is Jennifer Aniston in a nutshell. The former Friends star emerged in the strange horror/comedy Leprechaun. Then she landed the role of a lifetime as Rachel Green on Friends. Since her massive success on the small screen, Aniston has moved on to be part of many successful feature films like the Horrible Bosses movies and We’re the Millers. It’s as if Aniston has Benjamin Button powers and gets hotter with age. She seems more toned, fit, and sexier with every year that passes. The outrageous and revealing outfits she has been wearing in movies further amplify her hottie status and we cannot applaud her enough for her beauty. The sexy New York stylish celeb has made it to the spank banks of many men and provides the necessary imagery that lands her on this list.
6. Jessica Alba
Jessica Alba is one of those raw beauties that can easily be forgotten. She literally came on to the scene so quickly and was so impressive, the world was hoping to see her excel in every way possible. However, a few poor movie choices later and she dances back and forth between being a hot leading lady and playing campy, crappy roles in overblown movies. Either way, few will deny Alba’s raw beauty. She is a California girl and is insanely successful as an actress, model, and business woman. With an astounding net worth of $340 million and growing, it’s no wonder Alba isn’t killing herself to make movies these days. From Fantastic Four to Into the Blue to Sin City, Alba has shown us her best sides again and again. She also has some stinkers, but these days, she pops up about once a year in a feature film. That’s peanuts to the number of times she pops up in mens’ brains which is why she is on this list.
The “Queen B” has landed! Beyoncé is beautiful and talented. The best asset in Destiny’s Child went solo and hasn’t looked back since. Beyoncé is one of the biggest hitmakers in the music industry and has ascended to official Diva status. Her appearances have the feel of music royalty. The respect is so high in the industry for Beyoncé that she receives standing ovations just for walking through a door (check out her brief appearance in Lip Sync Battle). When Beyoncé teamed with the sloth known as Jay-Z, the music industry was set ablaze with excitement. Hit after hit has led to this super-duo becoming one of the most powerful and influential couples in the entertainment industry. And of course, we kid Jay-Z about his appearance just a bit because Beyoncé is THAT hot…and, well, women don’t exactly put Jay-Z on this list. Anyhoo, we applaud the “Queen B” and her fantastic dance moves, beauty, and incredible body!
4. Adam Levine
Don’t think we forgot about you, ladies. Adam Levine, his sultry voice, dashing, dark, and handsome looks, arrive. The lead singer of Maroon 5 was born and raised in Los Angeles, California. Levine is one of the few musical artists who have also managed to conquer the other side of the entertainment world. He has found a tremendous amount of success on the show The Voice, leading the talented group of judges season after season. Levine is known for not just having a tremendous voice, but his sexy tattoos and handsome appearance make him a yummy meal for many women across the world. Levine’s personality is even more prevalent on The Voice where he displays both smarts and humor to compliment his dreamy appearance. The ladies like them some Levine.
3. Ryan Gosling
We double up for the ladies here. After we move past a sexy singer, we dive right into the insanely sculpted abs of Ryan Gosling. Gosling is known as a dancer by trade and also has been gaining strength as a borderline A-list leading man. Gosling was one of the many talents that emerged from the Mickey Mouse Club (along with Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, and Justin Timberlake) and started landing films roles like Remember the Titans and The Notebook. Gosling is also a talented musician, ladies. So basically, you have an athletic, attractive, musically inclined man who has insane abs. And if you haven’t seen The Big Short yet, you should. He shows his flawless acting chops there.
2. Channing Tatum
Ladies, your number one male heartthrob has arrived in the form of Channing Tatum. It is utterly so obvious why women would love to envision themselves in the throes of passion with Mr. Tatum. First off, Channing Tatum does have a redonkulous body. This is one man who broke the mold. Chiseled in Herculean form, Channing Tatum is definitely the cat’s meow. The dude can also dance. Channing Tatum can put on a show by tearing his clothes off or by putting on the multitude of dance moves he is capable of. The dreams are endless for women. And as a fellow man, I must step aside for the man. He is dreamy for the ladies and I can certainly see why. Two words explain their rationale: Magic Mike. He dusts the rest of the competition and has women falling at his feet. Dream away ladies and enjoy!
1. Scarlett Johansson
We come to our number one woman on the list. Blonde, busty, and sporting a raspy voice to kill, Scarlett Johansson is a top notch sex symbol that is worth dreaming about. Her blue eyes only further her allure to go along with a devastatingly beautiful face. Her 5′ 3″ frame along with her 36DD breasts have made Johansson a curvaceous dream for many a man. Her early movies displayed her dreamy potential with an 18-year-old Johansson stealing the show in Sofia Coppola’s Lost in Translation. She followed that up with an equally sexy role in the lesser known A Love Song for Bobby Long in which Johansson was mostly in tight t-shirts with glistening sweaty skin in the New Orleans heat. There have been many moments and many movies since that have provided mental ammunition but her leaked naked photos hacked off her phone will probably take the cake. No matter where you see your favorite Johansson photo, one thing is for certain: Scarlett is one hot babe.