It’s just a fact. Some guys have a thing for older women. All that… experience. They can teach you “things”. Look at the likes of Demi Moore or Ivana Trump. They had no trouble pulling younger guys. Well, you say, they are rich, famous and gorgeous. Yes. That’s the point. And they are in their 50s and 60s. And still hot, hot and more hot. These days 50 is the new 30. And 60 is the new 40. So, we’ve compiled a list of 15 women. The youngest ones are well beyond 50-years-old. And the oldest? Get ready for 70 being the new something. Where on earth did we find them? It’s not your usual list of suspects. There are a few “retired” adult stars, a smattering of mature supermodels, a former Playmate or two and (of course) those gorgeous actresses and singers. Some of them are household names. Some of them may be new to you. With February being the month of Valentine’s Day and love, we think you might just fancy some of them as your Valentine. You should be so lucky. Here are 15 “grannies” you might just like to grab. Just remember to ask first.
15. Christie Brinkley
It’s the month of love and Sports Illustrated Swimwear Issue and it is fitting that our first glamorous granny is Christie Brinkley. Why? As The Daily Mail proudly proclaimed, “Ageless Christie Brinkley, 63, poses with daughters Sailor and Alexa for steamy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue… 38 years after first covering the mag”. So, if you are a thirty-something or younger, you weren’t even born when she was getting her career going. Famously once married to Billy Joel, Brinkley looks more like Sailor’s sister than her mother. Good genes? Clean living? A spot or two (or three) of plastic surgery? Who knows. But we like the results, big time. You could do a lot worse.
14. Penny Porsche
Our first adult star. Believe it or not, she’s 55-years-old. It’s not hard to see why our Penny got into the adult film thing: 44-28-38 and a 38F. Trust us, she’s well equipped for the job. Back in 2007, she did a film called Momma Knows Best. You know the kind of thing: Older woman and younger guys getting together for instruction in the finer arts of getting along with the opposite s*x. She looked great in the baby dolls. And out of the baby dolls. We have no idea if she played the guitar. According to boobpedia (we kid you not), she worked in the adult industry for a couple of years before retiring. Her thing? Her “young studs”. She was a cougar extraordinaire. There are some seventeen Penny Porsche DVDs out there. We’ll leave you to research this granny’s other special talents
13. Elle Macpherson
Fifty-something Elle Macpherson was a super, supermodel, as well as an actress who worked alongside the likes of Hugh Grant and George Clooney. The blonde Aussie got her start in the iconic Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue in the early 80s. Yes, that long ago. By the 1990s, she was on just about every “most beautiful” list out there. Then came motherhood, followed by postnatal depression and a stint in rehab to deal with addictions she had developed. Reportedly, she is currently single and living somewhere in Florida. Wannabe toy boys take note: She’s worth $60 million. She’s thin, famous and rich. But is she happy? In a word, yes.
12. Lillian Muller
It’s hard to believe this model and former Playmate is in her mid-sixties. Born into a Norway that was still struggling to recover from World War II, the young Lillian went to London to seek her fame and fortune. And she succeeded, as both a catwalk model who graced the pages of French Vogue and as a “glamour” model, as a “Page Three Girl” (read no clothes) in The Sun. Then Playboy came calling and it will surprise no one that she was Playmate of the Year way back in 1976. She did nine Playboy covers. And, she was oh, so perfect as the lead vixen in Rod Stewart‘s “Do You Think I’m Sexy” music video. Well, yes we do think she was and is super sexy.
11. Nina Hartley
Nina’s a 57-year-old force of nature. There she was in 1982 attending nursing school and working part time as a pol dancer (it beat flipping burgers at McDonalds) and from there adult films came calling. Why? Well, it’s not hard to see with those big baby-blues and that round backside and tiny waist. What more can we tell you? For a time she was in a threesome with a man and a woman, eventually marrying (and divorcing) the guy. So, gender fluidity is her thing. Take note. And, to make it even better, she a s*x therapist that you might want to consult. We don’t know if that’s theoretical, like talking, or if she well and truly gets down to “it”. And, it seems she can act a little.
10. Kathy Ireland
First, the good news. She’s worth hundreds of millions of dollars. And the bad? She’s been married to the same guy for nearly thirty years. Back in the day, she appeared in thirteen (yes 1-3) consecutive Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues before founding her own brand marketing company. Home stuff. A year or so ago, Forbes pegged her wealth at over $400 million. She has been best chums with the likes of Elizabeth Taylor and has also been the inspiration to countless models, including Kate Upton. We’re sorry to say there’s hardly anything bad to say about Kathy Ireland. She’s gone from working as a “shut up and pose” model to working with Warren Buffet. Yes, that Warren Buffet.
9. Morgan Fairchild
Her heyday on TV came in the 1970s and 1980s. She was, literally, everywhere. So obsessive were some of her besotted fans, that she was kidnapped and held against her will not just once, but twice in the early 1970s. And we bet you didn’t know that she was the double for Faye Dunaway (another glam granny) in 1967’s Bonnie and Clyde. Drop dead blonde and gorgeous, her “thing” was the “rich b*tch” in TV soaps and iconic shows such as Dallas. You couldn’t get away from her. She was that much in demand. And these days? She has played the ultimate cougar, Mrs Robinson, in a stage production of The Graduate. Any Benjamin Braddocks out there? You know, the Dustin Hoffman character that got seduced by Mrs. R.
8. Ginger Lynn
Unbelievably now in her mid-50s, Ginger Lynn took the usual “adult” route from nude model to adult films way back in the 1980s. Once famously paired with bad boy Charlie Sheen, with whom she had a two year relationship, she has drifted in and out of adult film business, has done some mainstream films, and recently played a cougar alongside much younger adult star James Deen. These days, she is the cougar of the piece in most of her films. Way back when, hardcore Ginger had her own line of videos via Vivid Entertainment (of Kim Kardashian’s “tape” fame). At the height of her fame, she landed in jail over a dodgy Federal tax return. For those of you cougar-inclined, she has said that she actually enjoyed what she did in her adult films. Positively loved it. Good news, we think.
7. Jane Seymour
Jane Seymour famously played a rich b*tch mother of the bride who tries to seduce a young guy in 2005’s Wedding Crashers. The scene is hilarious. Now in her mid-60s, English rose Jane Seymour was a “Bond girl” way back in the 1970s. Surprisingly, she doesn’t think much of her looks. According to IMDb, she once said, “I had ordered long legs, but they never arrived. My eyes are weird too, one is gray and the other is green. I have a crooked smile and my nose looks like a ski slope. No, I would not win a Miss contest.” We totally can’t see it. By the way, she’s been married four times and is currently very happily single. Toy boys take note. And reportedly, she is very nice.
6. Tina Turner
Let’s put this in perspective: If you are in your twenties, 70-something Tina Turner could be your great grandmother. Way, way back in the 1950s she was a singer in her husband Ike Turner’s band. The boys that gave you “Proud Mary” and other iconic hits of the day. She was like a force of nature on stage, dancing and strutting and gyrating dressed in not much and killer stilettos. Well, Ike was abusive and she walked and had a super-successful solo career, culminating in the wildly successful Private Dancer in 1984, when she was 55-years-old. She is now more or less retired (about time, we say) and counting her $200 million somewhere in Europe. She’s married. But don’t let that stop you. By the way, in three years time, she’ll be 80-years-old.
5. Raquel Welch
A year younger than Tina Turner, Raquel Welch was born in 1940. That’s like a year or so before the U.S. even entered World War II. So, for many, great granny would be the title. Now, take one look at her and you can see, even now, why she made all those cave men films back in the 1960s. Take One Million Years B.C. where she was wielding a club, dressed in a skimpy, skimpy deerskin bikini-like costume. I bet you didn’t realize cave women wore bikinis. Well, according to Hollywood, they did. Could she act? Don’t be stupid. In 1970, she was a kinky transsexual in Myra Breckenridge. Back then it was a controversial film. In real life? She’s been married four times and four times divorced. Is she looking for a younger guy to help her spend her millions? You might hope so.
4. Nigella Lawson
Nigella Lawson’s father (Nigel) was in Mrs. Thatcher’s cabinet way back in the 1980s. Her family’s stinking rich and she graduated from Oxford. So, very upper crust and well heeled. A while back, the now-57-year-old journalist turned cooking diva, was voted the UK’s hottest woman over 50. She writes cookbooks and is a celebrity TV cook with a “come hither” air even when she is stirring a hot sauce. It’s saucy sexy, if you get our meaning. In 2013, she hit a bad patch when she and her multi-millionaire husband art collector Charles Saatchi, were shown fighting and it looked as if he might be trying to strangle her. Then, she admitted to cocaine use. She is approaching 60 and single. She’s hot, rich and can cook. The line forms to the right.
3. Lynda Carter
In her mid-sixties, Lynda Carter is a former beauty queen, having won the Miss World America title in 1972. And she was Wonder Woman in the 1970s TV show of the same name. Way back in 1984, she kind of gave up the limelight to marry a hotshot Washington D.C. attorney, Robert Altman. But it’s not been easy for the former star. Rumors of problems circulated in the rarefied D.C. circles in which she traveled. Then, in 2008, she told People magazine that she had been in rehab for treatment of alcoholism in 1998 and had been sober for ten years. From the looks of things, sobriety suits her. She did a comic Wonder Woman turn on Two and a Half Men and recently has played the U.S. President in TV’s Supergirl. We wonder if she and Supergirl actress Melissa Benoist swapped superhero stories?
2. Vanessa Williams
Totally hot Vanessa Williams is a 50-something actress, singer and (famously) a former Miss America. Vanessa Williams was Miss New York when she won the title in 1983. But what happened next sounds like a movie script. Weeks before the end of her reign, Penthouse magazine published unauthorized nude pictures of Williams. She came under extreme pressure to resign and, while she resisted at first, eventually turned over her crown to the first runner-up. Things turned out all right, with a stellar singing and acting career. Then, the icing on the cake, when she judged the 2016 Miss America Pageant, she received a public apology for her treatment from the pageant’s CEO. She’s been married and divorced twice and is currently married to a businessman from New York. She’s got a kind of ageless classy sexuality about her that men of all ages still fall for big time.
1. Andie Macdowell
Some say Andie Macdowell is every young boy’s fantasy of an experienced older woman. The perfect Mrs. Robinson, but nicer. The Four Weddings and a Funeral star has an All-American girl next door vibe, with a hint of hot that guys love. The 58-year-old model and actress has been married and divorced twice. And she’s one of those very nice, squeaky clean stars that few people have anything bad to say about. So a nice, rich sugar momma? Well there was that time she pitched a fit after being bumped down on a flight from first class to economy because of her dog. She says she paid for a seat for the pooch. How many people do you know that have dogs that fly first class? Not many. When asked what she was grateful for, reportedly, she said her “tight a*s”. We’ll leave it there.