You know that old saying: She was totally hot until she opened her mouth? It basically means that the woman in question is a total smoke show, but amazingly dumb. Well there are plenty of celebrities that have that going on without a doubt. You might not know, because they are either singing, or acting, and you hardly ever hear them say anything on their own. But when they do, look out. All of a sudden you realize that smoking hot woman of your dreams is, well, really stupid.
They get by with it though. They keep making money, they keep releasing records, and walking down catwalks; in fact it does not seem to effect their careers even a tiny bit that they are ridiculously stupid. Why? Well because men are shallow. Let’s face it: we don’t care, not even a little bit, if any of these women are dumb. Why? Well because they are hot. There are even some guys that prefer their women to be dumb and hot. Yeah I know, I am not supposed to say things like that, but we all know that it is totally true.
The following are 15 celebrity women who most of you have heard of. Some are models, some are singers, some famous actors, some are models, and some beauty queens. They all have two things in common. They are amazingly hot, and they are really, really dumb.
Here are 15 dumb celebrities who are lucky they are hot AF.
15. Britney Spears
Britney Spears is obviously talented, there is no doubt about that. She is one of the most successful singers of all time, one that has topped the charts and has made millions. But she has always been troubled, in fact some would make a point that Britney is not so much dumb, but that in fact that she is crazy. Like when she married Kevin Federline, is that because she is crazy, or is that because she is dumb as a box of rocks? It really is hard to tell. But I have to say when she says things such as “I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada,” one has to weigh in on the side of dumb. Either way she is more certainly lucky that she is hot, as chicks that are dumb, and or crazy, don’t usually do so well in life unless they have the hot thing going on.
14. Kendall Jenner
Kendall Jenner is a total smoke show. I don’t care what anyone says, she is way hotter than all the Kardashians. I was going to put Kim Kardashian on this list, but I was not sure if she met the criteria. Lord knows she is dumb enough, but how dumb she is depends on one’s personal opinion. But Kendall does not have those issues, she is totally smoking. She is also pretty darn dumb. Check out how sad she is when people say she is too skinny “What people don’t understand is that calling someone too skinny is the same as calling someone too fat; it’s not a nice feeling.” Wow Kendall, that must be hard. I tell you what, you just keep being totally rich, and super hot, and the rest of us will make sure we don’t make you feel bad. Kendall is one chick that is really lucky she is hot.
13. Christina Aguilera
While a lot of us don’t know it, Christina Aguilera is kind of dumb. Sure she has a lot of talent, but she also skates by on her looks. How dumb is she? Well I am glad you asked. Once she was asked if she was going to the Cannes Film Festival and she replied that she might then asked “So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?” Uhh, Christina it is being held in Cannes. Another time she said “Call me a slag. If it means being a strong woman, I would gladly be that.” Yeah that is super cool Christina, but it does not mean that at all. I would explain what it did mean, but this is a family site. Christina is sure lucky that she has her looks going on, otherwise she would probably be working at Wendy’s.
12. Cindy Crawford
Cindy Crawford is not known as being super dumb. She actually did pretty well in high school and even went to college for a short time before she dropped out to be a full time model. But the thing is there are certain people that are book smart, but are dumb in real life. Cindy is without a doubt one of those people. She gives the vibe of being vacant and clueless all the time. If you need proof just check out her quote when she said “In the studio, I do try to have a thought in my head, so it’s not like a blank stare.” Good job Cindy. Just stand there and look hot and make sure you are thinking at all times. She is the kind of chick that stares at a carton of orange juice for an hour because it says “concentrate” on it. But is she hot? Oh yeah she is.
11. Selena Gomez
Some of these are more of a guess than others. While some of these celebrities are so incredibly dumb that it is obvious, some others, such as Selena Gomez take a little more investigating. So let’s see if she fits into the categories needed to be on this list. Is she hot? Yes, no doubt Selena has a nice face and a banging body. Is she lucky she is hot? No doubt, if she didn’t look the way she did she would not be famous. Is she stupid? Oh yeah she is. First of all, she not only went out with Justin Bieber, but by all indications she was totally in love with him, so yeah, she is pretty dumb. Her idea of saying something deep is “I never really said I want to be a role model. But then when it happened I’m so down for it.” Aww. You’re so smart Selena.
10. Naomi Campbell
Naomi Campbell is not known as a genius, she also is not known as a particularly nice person. In fact, she has been arrested 4 times for assault. But it was pretty much proven without any doubt how totally dumb she was when she said “I look at modeling as something I’m doing for black people in general.” Wow Naomi, that is really super cool. You can keep walking around making millions of dollars for nothing more than being hot, that sure will help your brothers and sister who are living in poverty in Compton. Good on you, we’re all super impressed; keep on fighting the good fight. Maybe you should stop beating people up for black people in general? Naomi is super lucky she is so hot, otherwise her life would be quite different.
9. Jessica Simpson
Jessica Simpson fits into this list more than just about anyone else. In fact, I bet when you saw the list you already were thinking about her. The thing is she is just so ridiculously hot, and also so enormously dumb that she has almost made an entire career out of it. Look into her eyes sometime, it is like the lights are on, but nobody’s home. She once said. “I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.” Jessica, no offense but I bet there are a whole lot of things that you have never heard of. But hey you look good and that is really all that matters right? If she was not as hot as she was, her being so dumb would not be nearly as “adorable.”
8. Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey is another one of those on this list that begs the question, “so, is she really dumb, or just totally crazy?” Probably only her therapist knows for sure. But when she says things like “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” Of course Mariah can sing, there is no doubt about that, but despite the fact that her weight has fluctuated a bit here and there, no one can deny that her looks have had a lot to do with her success, and that they have distracted a lot of people from her lack of intelligence. But hey, she is worth over 500 million bucks. Who needs brains?
7. Ariana Grande
Ariana Grande is not the sharpest tool in the shed, there is no doubt about that, although her looks and to a lesser extent her talent, make up for it. Sort of. Check out this fascinating quote: “Dancing in high heels is kind of tough. I learn the dances without the heels, and then we add them. We just practice, and I get used to it. My feet hurt really badly at the end of the shows, but it’s fun. While it’s happening it’s fun. I feel tall.” Wow that is really neat Ariana, maybe when you get done talking about what it is like dancing in your heels we can talk for a bit about quantum physics. No? Okay, let’s talk some more about your heels, as long as you keep looking good, no one is going to notice anyway.
6. Lauren Caitlin Upton
Lauren Caitlin Upton is a former Miss Teen USA from South Carolina, who is both amazingly hot, and enormously dumb. Although this quote is long, I included all of it so you can get the whole deal. When asked why a lot of people in America can’t find the USA on a map she said: “I personally believe that Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some . . . people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in South Africa and, uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education over HERE in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, or, uh, should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future, for our children”. Yeah. She is super dumb. But hot right?
5. Linda Evangelista
Linda Evangelista was one of the most popular models of her time, and when you look at her, is there any doubt why? She is totally gorgeous and had an amazing body. When it comes to that whole “thinking” thing though, she was not all that good at it. She once said “I can do anything you want me to do as long as I don’t have to speak.” Which for a lot of guys makes her sound like the perfect woman. So let me get this straight, you are just going to hang around looking gorgeous and not say anything? Where do I sign up? Now of course models are not supposed to be particularly talented, they are just supposed to be hot, so we can’t really blame her, but obviously Linda is pretty lucky that she is hot.
4. Miley Cyrus
If there is one thing we intelligent people can all agree on – Miley Cyrus is not all that bright. Talented? Well kind of. Hot? Sure why not. She certainly has a cool look, and she has a lot of confidence, which is hot in itself. Smart? No way. Check out what she had to say: “I haven’t really seen one bad comment about my twerk video. This is the first thing! All right, I can’t sing, I can’t act, I’m dumb, I’m a hillbilly, but I can twerk, so whatever!” Yeah Miley, you can twerk, so whatever. One might imagine that if her father was not so famous, and she did not look as hot as she does, that she would be twerking somewhere in front of a mirror in a trailer park. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
3. Sienna Miller
Sienna Miller is a special kind of hot, and she also is a really special kind of stupid. Check out this awesome quote on how much she likes to smoke. “I love cigarettes, love them. I think the more positive approach you take to smoking the less harmful it is.” Wow Sienna, that is super smart. I guess all of the millions of people that have died from lung cancer over the years just were not positive enough, They really all need to pull it together. Like, what is wrong with all of them? Sienna is the perfect example of a really hot chick, who has a fair amount of talent but is completely and totally dumb. Hey, I am not trying to be mean, the truth hurts sometimes. One can be gorgeous, dumb, and still make good money as an actress. Sienna is proof.
2. Heidi Montag
Of course Heidi Montag had to be somewhere on this list. She has tried to make a living at being a hot chick without much of a brain, although I doubt that she would describe it that way. She was a tiny bit interesting when she was on The Hills dating Spencer, then they got married, she got a boob job, they went on a reality TV show tour, and now she would probably have a hard time getting hired to clean houses. Hey, none of this is supposed to be insulting, it is just the truth. Heidi is not smart, not even a little bit, and she tried to cash in on her looks and a little bit of fame, and it didn’t work out. She might have done better if she stayed away from Spencer, but hey once again, the chick is just not that smart.
1. Brooke Hogan
Brooke Hogan is of course the daughter of Hulk Hogan. This of course does not make her dumb unto itself, but let’s be honest, it sure does not help. She once said: “I am actually not that much into voting. I think it is kind of crazy that a woman is running because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions, like menopause and PMS and stuff.” Yeah Brooke, tell it like it is. The thing is with Brooke though, if you like the type of body that she has, you are going to think that she is pretty hot despite how dumb she is. And you know if you don’t like that type of body, you are just going to think that she is pretty dumb and not hot at all. Still though, Brooke is lucky she is making some good coin being hot, despite the lack of what she has going on upstairs.