In the past couple of years, we’ve become accustomed to admiring the female form in all of its infinite variations in a number of ways. The explosion of the Internet has meant that our celebrity ladies, whether they be of the Hollywood, high society or even the sporting world variety, are always under the microscope of the paparazzi and online “celeb culture” magazines and more. Google any starlet’s name, and you’ll come up with thousands (if not millions) of images of that particular lady — some incredibly hot and sexy, some not so flattering, and some you can’t unsee no matter how hard you try.
One unexpected bonus to all of this coverage of the rich and famous is the MILF phenomenon. If admiring the hot mom next door used to be a lurking pleasure that no one ever talked about, nowadays, everyone wants to be the first to point out how hot or sexy certain celeb moms are, which is fine by me, since I make a living writing about celebrities (most of the time), and there’s nothing I’d rather do than try to figure out which of a certain set of famous ladies are the hottest and why. That’s why it’s pretty darn easy for me to present today’s entries for you — 15 celebrity moms you would definitely date. Yup, I’ve done all the research for you and found the best of the bunch out there. These ladies can all put Stifler’s Mom, the one who started this whole shebang (and helped coin the MILF phrase) to shame — easily. There are no dogs in this bunch, just a bunch of extremely hot ladies who just happen to have a kid or two hanging around them. And why wouldn’t they have plenty of hangers on? They’re both beautiful and famous and here for you to ogle — if you can get one of them to actually date you, well, more power to you.
15. Salma Hayek
Well, if you’re going to start off a list of hot celebrity moms you just might date, you might as well begin with a lady who’s been keeping it hot for a few decades now. Do you remember the movie from Dusk ‘Til Dawn, with a young George Clooney and a young (and crazy — some things never change) Quentin Tarantino? A lot of guys remember that one, and not just for its insanely gory action pieces. There was also the little matter of the Vampire Queen, who just happened to be played by a young Salma Hayek. The striptease scene with her is legendary, and not just because the sultry actress turns into a very nasty vamp halfway through. Anyway, it’s no surprise that a lady as hot as Salma has kept her looks and figure into her 40s. I’m not sure I would want to hook up with her long-term (she is getting a bit older now), but I definitely wouldn’t turn down a few dates with her. Anyone got her number? Anyone?
14. Chrissy Teigen
Then there’s Chrissy, who is just a few years younger than our gal Salma. Chrissy shot to fame as a model for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue a few years back, and I’ve got to be honest — I would probably date any lady who has appeared in that mag, whether she had kids or not. But, since we’re talking about celebrity moms we would like to date, it’s a good thing that Chrissy had a kid with her husband, R&B superstar John Legend, last year. What’s not to like about this leggy model? I mean, the fact that she hosts the show Lip Sync Battle with LL Cool J makes her even cooler, in my world. But really, it’s the fact that she was in those Sports Illustrated shoots. Like I said, I’ve got a thing for those models — so sue me. Anyway, if she ever decides Legend isn’t “all of her,” I’ll be waiting.
13. Tyra Banks
Here’s another lady from the modeling world we wouldn’t mind having in our arms — that is, if you can take the bit of crazy that comes with her hotness. Sure, Tyra just went north of 40 years old, but hey, we’re looking for someone to date, not tie the knot with. She was a supermodel, so you know she had a head start in the beauty department, and she hasn’t lost her lead yet. Maybe part of that is because she’s been the host (and producer) of America’s Next Top Model for what seems like forever now. I’m sure seeing all of that fresh, young talent coming through her doors looking to be as famous a model as she was keeps her on her toes. Just be warned — if you hang with Tyra, you’d better bring you’re A-game. She doesn’t suffer fools gladly. If you don’t believe me, just ask Tiffany Richardson.
12. Angelina Jolie
Angie has been more in the news recently for the meltdown of her mega-marriage with Brad Pitt than for any other reasons. But there was a time not so long ago when she was probably Hollywood’s most famous hot mom. Perhaps the fact that she and Pitt had about a million natural and adopted babies had something to do with it. Or maybe it was the fact that her sultry sex appeal seems to be a thing completely apart from her role as a mother. After all, I don’t think guys look at a lady like Angelina Jolie and say to themselves, “Wow, she must be a really good mother.” No, I think guys (me included) take a look at her and say “Geez — that’s one hot Mama! I wonder if I could handle all that; I sure wish I could try.” So, Angie, now that you’re free, give me a ring.
11. Katherine Heigl
She was once considered quite the Hollywood diva, a pain to be around both on set and off, but Katherine Heigl may just have settled down a bit. And that’s a good thing — I don’t know if too many guys want to hang with a lady who screams at people when they don’t serve her fast enough and often stiffs waiters on their tips (not cool Katherine, not cool). But maybe, being a baby mama has changed Katherine enough that she could be a cool date. Sometimes, motherhood does that — it can mellow out the rough edges in a person and maybe make them think a little bit more about how they interact with the rest of the world. It’s funny, though, that Heigl was in the movie Knocked Up about an accidental pregnancy long before she actually calmed down as a real mother and became, by all accounts, a kinder, gentler person. That’s called irony.
We move away from Hollywood for a moment and into the music industry, which is always a bastion of hot celebrity ladies anyway. Our first entry of lady singers who would look great going out to a premiere or a fine dining establishment on your arm is Beyoncé. Sure, the Queen B is married to Jay-Z, but, c’mon… do you really think that’s gonna last forever? After all, rumors have been dropping about the state of their marriage ever since Bee sang that infamous “Becky with the good hair” line, haven’t they? Anyway, she had a kid back in 2012, so she’s good to go on our list. Who wouldn’t want to hang with Beyoncé for an evening or two? She’s smart, funny and more successful than all of us guys put together. But… she’s also pregnant with twins — maybe we do need to look around for another lady. Damn you, Jay-Z!
Here’s another singing sensation we could definitely get into dating. Shakira has had a couple of little guys in recent years, but that hasn’t slowed her down at all. I’m assuming that it must be all the dancing that keeps her in such great shape ‘cause Shakira is hot, and she sure can dance. Just because she’s married to some Spanish soccer player doesn’t hold much water with me either; these celeb marriages crash and burn all of the time. I’m not saying I’m gonna stalk her or anything like that, but if and when she has any kind of breakup, I would be OK to help her out of her funk. Then again, a lady of Shakira’s caliber doesn’t need to get out of any funks — she owns funk! Maybe she could just take pity on us guys; then, if she’s ever single again — I’m not too proud for a pity date, and I’m willing to bet you aren’t either.
8. Victoria Beckham
So we’ve taken a look at two singing sensations in a row. Now, we’re moving on to royalty. No, not actual royalty, but for sure, “Pop Royalty.” She may be heading for forty-four years old, but Victoria Beckham is still just as hot as she was when she was known as Posh Spice and her group, the Spice Girls, ruled the world. In the ensuing years since she put down the mic (at least as a full-time gig), Posh transformed herself into perhaps the world’s most famous soccer mom. That’s right. As probably everyone on the planet knows, Posh married David Beckham, the international soccer superstar, years ago, and the darn marriage still seems to be going strong. In fact, if I were to do a list of 15 hot celebrity dads the ladies would love to date, good ol’ Becks might even be ranked higher than his wife. But, if the two ever have a parting of ways, I wouldn’t mind comforting Victoria — David can take his ball home.
7. Jessica Alba
Man, was Jessica Alba hot in her prime. You would have to be dead and in the ground to not be moved by her performance, beauty, and sex appeal in classics like Dark Angel (yeah, she was a TV star first, remember?), Sin City, and of course those original Fantastic Four movies. Like I said, she was the goods back then. Oh wait… you say she’s only 36 years old now? You say she’s just as hot as she always was? You say she’s maybe even a little bit hotter, like a fine wine that gets better with age? Well OK then — that’s just fine with me. Even if Jess has had kids since 2008, I certainly wouldn’t be the one to refuse a date with her. That is, if she broke up with hubby Cash Warren. And why shouldn’t she? What kind of a name is “Cash” anyway? More importantly, why has Jessica Alba made me ask so many questions???
6. Natalie Portman
Apparently, Natalie Portman is 36 years old as well. I find that almost impossible to believe. I mean, I know 36 is not that old (especially nowadays for the Hollywood elite), but damn! I thought Princess Amidala was still in her 20s. She certainly looks good enough to be in her 20s, even if she’s been a mother for half a decade now. I know her performance in Black Swan impressed the hell out of a whole lot of people, but she’ll always be the princess to me. I remember seeing that movie in the theater, and when little Anakin Skywalker said to her, “You look like a princess,” my buddy leaned over and said, “She is a princess; she is!” He was smitten, just like the rest of us, and I would date her anytime. That is, as long as she’s more like Amidala in real life than her creepy ballerina character.
5. Gisele Bundchen
Gisele is the first of the great Brazilian supermodels who have been coming out of that country and into the pages of magazines like GQ, Vogue, and the ever-present Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, for years now. She’s only 36 years old (that seems to be a good number for the hot mamas on our list), but it seems like she’s been around forever. Part of that has to be because she’s married to NFL GOAT Tom Brady, who’s also been around forever (and winning titles forever as well — Go Pats!). Which brings me to a dilemma. Gisele is undoubtedly hot, and if she and Tom ever broke up, I would be at the front of that line to date her. But I also love Tom Terrific and the Patriots. Well, who knows? He’s kind of a handsome guy; maybe, they could come as a package deal… Nah, I’ll take beauty over football any day.
4. Britney Spears
There was a time when Britney was the “It” girl of the pop world. That was back in the early aughts, when a teenaged Britney took the world by storm with “Baby One More Time” and “Oops, I Did It Again.” Every guy under the sun wanted to date Britney back then, which is why it was so sad that she ended up with a dork like K-Fed and had children with him. Then, as we all know, Brit went totally crazy and ended up in rehab, losing her independence to a conservatorship, and doing awesome things like shaving all of her hair off. But… recently, Britney has tried to remodel her image (and her brand). She seems pretty successful, too, flaunting a hotter look than she has in years. Amazingly, she’s only 35 years old, so there’s still plenty of time left for this diva. I would definitely give it a shot with the new and improved Britney.
3. Adriana Lima
There was no way I was going to do a hot celebrity moms piece and not find one who had been a Victoria’s Secret model. Actually, our lady of the moment, Adriana Lima, was the longest running Victoria’s Secret Angel, holding that title from 1999-2016. She’s also done a bunch of infamous Super Bowl commercials that all red-blooded American men should see. Hey, it’s our job — the Super Bowl and hot chicks go together like nobody’s business. This Brazilian beauty has two kids and is 36 years old, which is making me start to wonder if there’s a celebrity guidebook that says you have to have all of your kids before age 36. It sure seems that way from the number of ladies on this list who’ve had a few children by their early 30s. Adriana is divorced from her husband as of 2016, so the chances that she might go on a date with one of us are better than they used to be. I didn’t say good — just better.
2. Alessandra Ambrosio
There must be something in the water off the beaches of Brazil (other than the Zika virus) because there are more than enough Brazilian beauties who are also hot moms to fill this entire article. Alessandra Ambrosio is one of those ladies and one of the very hottest. She should be, as she’s been a Victoria’s Secret model for years and was even the original spokesmodel for that company’s wildly successful PINK imprint. She’s been on the cover of more fashion magazines than you could ever believe, but what you really want to know is whether she would be a good date. Well, even though she has two kids with her beau, she’s been engaged to him for eight years, and they still haven’t tied the knot. So maybe, if you think you’ve got what it takes, you could chase her down. She’s got to be fun at least — anyone who once wore lingerie made entirely of candy on the runway must be.
1. Mila Kunis
Sadly, we’ve reached the end of our list of hot moms. But not so sadly, our last baby mama is also one of our hottest. If it seems like Mila Kunis has been around forever, it’s because she has. We quite literally watched her grow up on That 70’s Show, which she started when she was only 15 years old. She’s actually only 33 years old now, and two decades into her public life, Kunis is still hot as hell. She also seems to be funny as hell, judging by her work in Ted and The Family Guy. Even better, Mila seems pretty down to earth, doesn’t she? The only drawback to getting her to go on a date with one of us joe schmoes out there, other than the fact that she has no reason to, is that she’s currently with that Ashton Kutcher guy. But Ashton has shown a propensity to move around a bit in his relationships, so maybe there’s a chance for us all.