Obafemi Martins – Lamborghini Murcielago
Didier Drogba – MINI Cooper S Works
What kind of car does big, bustling Chelsea centre-forward Didier Drogba drive? It’s the tiny, nimble MINI Cooper S Works of course.
Didier’s MINI must be one of the smallest and cheapest vehicles in the Chelsea training ground car park but his teammates would do well to contain any giggles until the Drog is out of earshot.
El Hadji Diouf – Range Rover Revere
Blackburn Rovers’ El Hadji Diouf shopping in Manchester’s city centre, oblivious to the fact that an eagle-eyed traffic warden has spotted his hilariously over-the-top customised Range Rover Revere parked illegally and has issued him with a ticket.
El Hadji Diouf getting into his DB9 in Manchester. Mr Diouf may earn a lot of money but given the number of very flash cars he owns, he really needs to. His weekly depreciation bill must be thousands of pounds alone.
Salomon Kalou – Range Rover
Samuel Eto’o – Bentley
Inter Milan Striker Samuel Eto’o Fils in his Bentley GT63.
Emmanuel Adebayor – Bentley GTC
Manchester City’s Emmanuel Adebayor climbs into his Bentley GTC supercar.