The world is an utterly ridiculous place, where the strangest things can happen. Oh yes, reality is so often way more bizarre than our dreams. Let’s be honest; none of us would be able to imagine in our deepest fantasies someone like Valeria Lukyanova, better known as the ‘Human Barbie Doll.’ And yet, despite the fact that she looks like a plastic Barbie, Valeria is a real person just like you and me.
If I ever met the ‘Human Barbie Doll’ in the street, I would be terrified. With all due respect to her, she looks like an alien who’s stuck on Earth because her spaceship broke. That said, the appearance of Valeria Lukyanova is not the craziest thing about her. I know that it sounds insane, but she acts way scarier than she looks. Valeria is known for talking with aliens, writing psychedelic books, and leaving her own body to explore space. In moments like this, I doubt that human beings are actually the most intelligent creatures in the world. Or is it just me, who doesn’t understand how the spirituality thing works? Anyway, Valeria Lukyanova is one of the weirdest individuals in the world, and it looks like there is nothing normal about her. I wish I knew if she is just acting and trying to attract more followers, or she is actually a crazy woman. Either way, those 15 quirky facts about the ‘Human Barbie Doll’ will knock you off your feet.
15. The ‘Human Barbie Doll’ Only Eats Air And Light
The ‘Human Barbie Doll’ is crazy. Once, she went on an extreme diet to lose weight. I know, from her pictures it doesn’t look like she would need to lose any weight, especially from her waist, but well, it is her life to ruin. So, Valeria decided to eat only air and light. To be honest, that is the craziest diet that I have ever heard of, and I doubt that anyone will be able to top it. How the hell did she think she can survive by eating light? Or even better, how the hell did she eat light? I mean, could the ‘Human Barbie Doll’ control her portions or she had to hide in the dark not to overeat?
Of course, when reality hit and Valeria Lukyanova started to feel sick, she added liquids to her diet. I don’t want to be judgmental, but there is something about Valeria that makes me think that she is not completely sane.
14. The ‘Human Barbie Doll’ Claims Her Eyes Are Natural
I just love when girls add smoking hot photos of them in full make-up and write a comment “no make-up selfie,” or “just my natural looks.” It always makes me laugh. I mean, do these girls think that everyone around is so stupid and cannot tell if their looks appear artificial? Well, the ‘Human Barbie Doll’ thinks so for sure. She stated numerous of times that her eyes are natural. On top of that, she claims that those eyes are the result of non-stop exercising. Yes, people, every one of us can have Barbie eyes only if we do the right exercises. Sadly, I don’t know anything about it. My best guess is that she constantly imagined sitting on the toilet with constipation before her eyes became so huge.
13. Valeria Lukyanova Can Communicate With Aliens
NASA and other huge space organizations around the world have tried to contact aliens for years without any success (or are they just lying to us?). These organizations with highly qualified specialists tried a bunch of different methods, but no one was smart enough to ask some help from Valeria Lukyanova, The ‘Human Barbie Doll.’ Oh yes, don’t let her blonde hair mislead you – she is actually a genius, and the rest of the world is yet too dumb to understand. For example, Valeria claims that she can communicate with different aliens around the Universe. How does she do it? Well, do you still remember the fact that the ‘Human Barbie Doll’ eats light? On top of that, she also uses light to travel around space. I know, it sounds insane at first, but the more you think about it… No, it still sounds insane.
12. The ‘Human Barbie Doll’ Removed Her Ribs To Have A Narrow Waist
I bet we all know the story about Marilyn Manson and his ribs removing surgery just to check if he can pleasure himself with his mouth. Well, at least the ‘Human Barbie Doll’ removed her ribs for a different reason; she just wanted to have an extremely narrow waist. Isn’t that the dream of every woman in the world?
The ‘Human Barbie Doll’ denied having her ribs removed, of course. “Don’t believe any stories about me having rib-removing surgeries – they aren’t true. The only surgery I had was the breast surgery. My mother’s waist is as narrow as mine – I inherited that from her.” Does Valeria really want us to believe that she only had one plastic surgery in her life? That is probably the best joke I have heard in a while. It is also just another proof that Valeria thinks that we are all stupid and illiterate human beings.
11. The ‘Human Barbie Doll’ Won ‘Miss Diamond Crown of the World’ In 2007
Before all the craziness began, the ‘Human Barbie Doll’ was a charming lady. She had a smoking hot body and a very pretty face. I mean, in 2007 Valeria even won the World Wide beauty contest “Miss Diamond Crown of the World.” I understand that those contests are silly, but it still takes a lot of effort to win one. Not only did Valeria had to look cute, but she also had to act like a real lady, and answer tricky questions about the situation in the world. And Valeria did it all perfectly. She came back home with a crown.
I don’t understand what has changed in Valeria’s life since 2007, but something bad must have happened to transform her into the ‘Human Barbie Doll,’ who eats light and communicates with aliens. I just cannot imagine the process of ‘Miss Diamond Crown of the World’ changing into the Barbie Doll.
10. The ‘Human Barbie Doll’ Is Racist
How can a person be racist if he or she doesn’t really belong to any race? I mean, the ‘Human Barbie Doll’ is probably better off with aliens because humans are just too dumb and liberal for her. Yes, it is ironic, but Valeria stated that the standards of beauty have dropped because people are mixing between the races. First of all, it is scientifically proven that mixed-race babies are way more beautiful and talented than the ones of the same race, so Valeria’s racist idea is only based on hate. However, what boggles me the most is the fact that a person who is so different from the rest of the world still tries to shame everyone else for living their lives “incorrectly.” I mean, why cannot she just keep talking with her alien friends about light instead of shaming the world? I have nothing against her extravagant looks, but some of her thoughts are outrageous.
9. The ‘Human Barbie Doll’ Has A Whole Bunch Of Followers
The news about the ‘Human Barbie Doll’s’ looks spread all around the world. Naturally, a lot of people keep falling in love with Valeria and copycatting her appearance. Those people even walk an extra mile to meet Valeria in real life sometimes. Needless to say, Valeria loves to be famous. Also, people said that she is super friendly and kind when it comes to meeting her fans. Well, to be completely honest, I am also friendly with people who see me as their idol.
Also, the ‘Human Barbie Doll’ has over 1.2 million followers on Facebook and over 500,000 followers on Instagram. Most of Barbie’s followers are from Russia as she indirectly supported Putin numerous times already. I don’t want to get into politics today. Please, make up your own opinion if Valeria deserves all the following.
8. Valeria Lukyanova Is Obsessed With Dolls
First of all, most of the girls had collected dolls when they were young. It is just what little girls do for fun, and it is perfectly fine. However, sometimes things get out of control. For instance, Valeria’s parents didn’t think that her obsession with dolls was something serious and they let Valeria collect all the dolls that she loved. I am not a psychoanalyst, but I believe that at some point having dolls was just not enough for Valeria, and she decided to become a doll herself. It is one of those crazy things that insane people do, but the world would be a sad place without wackos like the ‘Human Barbie Doll,’ wouldn’t it?
I don’t want to make you all paranoid, but whenever you see your kids being too attached to their dolls, make sure to have a little talk and find out if they are not planning to become Barbies or Kens in the future.
7. The ‘Human Barbie Doll’ Hides Her Skin From Light
I cannot imagine how hard must the ‘Human Barbie Doll’s’ life be. I mean, she eats and travels through light, but she still has to hide her skin from it. I just cannot handle all the irony of this fact. I mean, is it even possible to hide your skin from light when you travel through it? I guess only the ‘Human Barbie Doll’ has the answer because no one else has ever tried this way of transportation before. Anyway, the ‘Human Barbie Doll’ claims that light is bad for her porcelain skin, so she tries to spend as little time in the sun as possible. To be honest; if her skin is not some gift from the aliens, I must agree that she did a great job keeping it smooth. However, what’s the point of having a beautiful skin if you cannot enjoy the sun and daylight?
6. Valeria Lukyanova Has Written A Book About Astral Traveling
The story of the ‘Human Barbie Doll’ just keeps getting better and better. Apparently, Valeria can travel out of her body whenever she wants, and her talent is so special that people are paying money to learn more about her astral traveling. Yes, Valeria Lukyanova is a spiritual leader of many people around the world. She had even written a book about her astral journeys, which you can freely download on the internet. If you are not convinced about Valeria’s talents yet, just read her comment:
“My out-of-body experiences began when I was a little girl: I could travel outside of my body to other planets and universes. Back then it happened spontaneously, and now I can control my trips and travel only when I feel like it.”
5. The ‘Human Barbie Doll’ Claims She Is Not A Human Being
The ‘Human Barbie Doll’ understood that she was not human during one of her astral travels. Finally, I can agree with her on something; she surely doesn’t look like a human being. As she said herself:
“No, I am never going to have my own children. Once when I traveled outside my body, I remembered that I was not a human and my spirit is not a human spirit—I should not have children in this world.”
I guess it is a good thing that Valeria thinks that she is not supposed to have any children. Don’t get me wrong, I am not against her raising a kid with completely different values, but I feel that other kids in Ukraine wouldn’t understand Valeria’s children. Well, I guess you know how cruel children are to someone different.
4. Valeria Lukyanova Was Beaten By The Haters
It is wrong to use physical violence against any living creature in the world under any circumstances. Thinking that Valeria Lukyanova is a freak (she is strange, that’s true) was not a valid excuse to beat her up in the middle of the night. Sadly, some people behave like animals when they see something they don’t like. I feel sorry for all the pain the Human Barbie Doll’ had to go through because other people cannot accept her different point of view. That said, no one knows for sure if Valeria was beaten because of her controversial looks. Many people believe that Valeria took the beating because of her support for Vladimir Putin. After all, she is living in Ukraine, and the majority of people there hate Putin. But you know what? It doesn’t matter what was the main reason for this crime against Valeria because either way it was not fair and I hope that Valeria’s abusers got what they deserved.
3. The ‘Human Barbie Doll’ Is A Die-Hard Narcissist
It is probably not a surprise to find out that Valeria Lukyanova is one of the biggest narcissists around the world. She thinks that she is the most beautiful lady in the world and everyone else around her must appreciate her stunning looks. And she is not even ashamed of this fact:
“Every time I go out I hear compliments, people want to pose for pictures with me, especially when I travel abroad. My husband has known me for more than 10 years. He is used to me being the beauty queen at all the parties, from back when we were in school together and now at his corporate parties.”
Well, I would also want to have a picture with the ‘Human Barbie Doll’ if I met her, but unfortunately, it doesn’t mean I think that she is the beauty queen. At least Valeria is aware of all the negative comments on the internet. However, she just thinks that those people who think she is not beautiful are blind and stupid.
2. Valeria Lukyanova Is Working On A New Age Opera
I cannot wrap my head around all the things that Valeria Lukyanova is doing. She is either a genius or a very lost girl, who doesn’t understand what she wants from life. Well, only one thing is for sure – the more she does, the funnier it is for us to observe.
I mean, Valeria Lukyanova is currently working on a new age opera (seriously?). Of course, she doesn’t have any experience as a composer or anything. She was always just a model who could travel through space and time. However, it looks like, during one of her visits to the aliens, Valeria understood that she has to create an opera. I am looking forward to it because if this opera is going to be at least half as controversial as her appearance, I bet that the world will talk about it forever.
1. The ‘Human Barbie Doll’s’ Husband Might Be An Alien
There is nothing ordinary about the ‘Human Barbie Doll.’ I cannot tell you if it is a good thing or not, but I am sure that I am impressed that people like Valeria exist. Actually, many critics around the world tried to say that she is a fake person, who was created with CGI technologies just to fool the world. However, today we are certain that Valeria Lukyanvoa actually exists. The only thing that we are unable to indicate is if she and her husband are human beings or aliens from another planet. I don’t mean to insult them by saying that. I mean, she said the same stuff herself. Valeria already claimed that she has an alien soul, and when one reporter asked Valeria if her husband is human, she replied: “I prefer not to talk about that, as I do not want to damage his reputation.” Well, the only way to damage someone’s reputation by answering this kind of question is if that someone is not a human being. I mean, if she said “Yes, my hubby is as human as everyone else,” it wouldn’t seem damaging at all.