Everyone knows the value of having a good reliable vehicle. You need something that you can count on to get you to your job, or places that you want to go for social occasions like seeing friends or going out for a bite. You also need a good solid ride if you are on vacation. Basically, unless you live in an urban area, you need something solid to get around.
But there is another thing that a lot of us have done in a car, and that is have sex in it. If you have done this (and if you have not then seriously, what are you waiting for?), then you know that there are some vehicles that are just a tad bit better than others when it comes to getting it on.
So what are the best rides to do the deed in? Well, we broke it down for you- some of them are pretty obvious because of their roominess, but some of them will surprise you, because there are a lot of different factors that you might not be thinking about. Mostly because you’re probably only thinking of one thing when it gets down to it. Oh and hey, by the way, if you are actually living in your car, then basically any ride will do. I mean come on, you live in your car and you just got some! One simply can not be too choosy in that situation. Trust me, I know. So without further ado, here are 15 of the best vehicles anywhere that you could have sex in.
15. Ford F-150
With certain groups a Ford F-150 is the best way to go for when you are getting romantic on four wheels. If you don’t dig tight spaces and uncomfortable positions then just throw a mattress in the back of the bed, or if you don’t have access to that, a sleeping bag would work. Heck, if you are in the right mood, even a piece of cardboard would work. Of course you have to pick the right scene here. This is not something that is going to be very stealth if you are in the middle of Manhattan, for example. Still, if you are a certain type of guy, with a certain type of girl, or anyone that lives in West Virginia, then the good old Ford F-150 is probably the best route that someone could take. Just bring bug spray and make sure you have bail money.
14. Honda Element
For those of you not in the know, the Honda Element has seats that fold all the way down, which is obviously a big plus when it comes to getting in on in a vehicle. There are some cons here though. I would imagine that it would take a little bit of time to get all of those seats down, and during that time the lady in question might get cold feet. I mean think about it, you just convinced her to go at it with you in a Honda Element- you don’t have to be Columbo to figure out that if you give her more than 30 seconds to think about it she is going to change her mind. Still, though, when it comes to comfort and roominess one is not likely to find something much better than this, unless you want to go up a lot of room in the size department.
13. Mercedes-Benz CLS63 AMG Shooting Brake
This one is a win on all sorts of levels. First of all, hey you have a Mercedes, ‘grats on that one. But let’s get down to the business at hand. Oh that trunk room! The Shooting Brake has more than enough space in the back for you to do the deed with any lady that you convince to do so, and the cool thing is you have a Mercedes, so the convincing probably won’t be as hard as it would it you were driving a Toyota Yaris. While there may be a lot of different things that come to mind about a Mercedes other than what kind of car it might be to make the beast with two backs in, the Shooting Brake lets you know that the designers of this car had your sex life in mind when they made it. Okay, probably not, but it is fun to think so.
12. Tucker 48
The Tucker 48 is certainly one of the coolest looking cars you will ever see. Well, I guess that is the thing anyway, you will probably never see one. Only 51 of them were ever made and there have been estimates that the ones that still exist and are in decent condition are worth well over a million dollars. If you are interested, check out the movie Tucker: The Man and his Dream. But hey, back to talking about doing it in cars. The Tucker 48 has wide and padded additional space in the front. This was to be a safety feature so if there was a collision people could tuck and roll. But we all know the real purpose of something like that, right? Or at least I assume you do since you are reading this article in the first place.
11. Rolls-Royce Phantom
While it is very unlikely you are going to find yourself in a Rolls Royce Phantom after you pick someone up in the local Applebees by the mall, this piece is all about dreaming, so why not dream big? The interior of this baby is luxurious. How luxurious? Well they only use bulls for leather and not cows, because females get stretch marks which is not the best for the seats. Too much information? Hey I had to find it out researching this article, so now you know it too. Regardless, the interior of the Phantom is spectacular, roomy, and so very, very rich. You are going to feel like you are doing it in the study of your rich uncle the duke and not in a car. And, of course, the odds of you getting it on are vastly increased if you are rolling around in this thing.
10. Lamborghini Aventador
I know what you are thinking, this seems like possibly the very worst ride to attempt such a thing. Hey, sometimes it is not about the event, it is about the story that you get to tell afterwards. Sure, it is going to be super uncomfortable, and yes, you will be sore the next day. In fact it probably took you about 25 minutes just to get into a position where your task might even possibly be remotely successful, and while that happened a lot of momentum was lost. But hey, when it all comes down to it you will get to tell people that you did the deed in a Lamborghini Aventador and that is worth all of the struggle you had to do to achieve it. That is all on the positive side; on the negative side there’s the little fact that no one is going to believe you anyway.
9. Toyota Prius
I know the Toyota Prius is probably a bit of a surprise. One would think this would be one of the very last things you would expect to see in a list of this nature, but hey, it is not all about comfort or style, sometimes it is about stealth. Just imagine that you are taking your high school girlfriend back to her parents’ house when things start to get a little hot and heavy. The Prius is so stealth and so quiet that you might be able to get her into her parent’s driveway, do your thing, and get the heck out of the neighborhood before she even makes it to the door looking totally disheveled. And when it comes right down to it, getting away with doing it in a car is pretty much half the battle, wouldn’t you agree?
8. 2015 FIAT 500c
On the other end of the spectrum are the people that don’t want to be all stealth and quiet, that have a bit of an exhibitionist streak, and want to live on the edge. For those of you that like to be doing it and aren’t worried about a jogger coming by or maybe even the police then I highly suggest rocking it with your whatever out in a Fiat. This thing is so wide open that everyone is going to see you and your lady doing it! And hey, let’s face it: what fun is doing it if no one knows it is happening? Your lady is fine, you want everyone to see! Just make sure you bring bail money and never plan on seeing your partner again, because this could get messy. But hey, that is what makes it so exciting in the first place, right? Oh yeah, that and that you’re doing it in a car.
7. Airstream Grand Tour
This one is cheating a little bit, as you might as well just have an apartment, but hey this is a comprehensive list, and we want to give you all of the options. While it might be a bit hard to get around in this thing, the comfort more than makes up for it. You get a fold-out sleeper sofa, shower, TV, and microwave. So you can do your business, take a shower after, then watch some Breaking Bad on Netflix and make a frozen pizza. Now that I think of it, that sounds just about as hot as doing it with your girlfriend in your apartment, and how hot is that? Hey fella, don’t answer right now, she is looking over your shoulder. Still, if you want comfort and convenience when you are doing the deed, the Airstream can’t be beat.
6. Nash Ambassador
A car that had a bed in the back? So you may not have heard of this particular ride, but if getting down while you are in a car is your goal then you might want to do a bit of research. Why? Well because this car “featured fully reclining seats that could turn the car into a vehicle capable of sleeping three adults, however this would also earn the dubious distinction of being the make-out automobile of choice for teenagers coming of age in the 1950s,” according to Wikipedia. I think I know what they mean by “make out.” I mean come on, do you need a bed to make out? No! Other versions of the car actually had a twin bed. Anyway, back in the day this was the number one car for this type of thing, so it is only fair that all these years later it still makes the list.
5. Jeep Wrangler
This car makes the list for two very important reasons. First and foremost, you can off-road with this thing, so getting to places that are private is so much easier. Second, the doors come off this baby, so when you get to where you are going, feet, elbows, and whatever else can stick out of the sides and not cause too much attention, other than freaking out a few hapless woodland creatures. Also, although this once again falls into the too much information category, it has stain proof rubber floors. Ewww? Well yeah, kind of. Either way, if you are looking for a vehicle that can get you to someplace private and offers a bit of extra room then you can not go too wrong with the jeep.
4. Pontiac Aztek
Uhhh, this thing came equipped with a tent. Need I say more? Well, probably not, but I kind of half to anyway. Even though this ride is not very attractive, and obviously hooking a tent to the back of your ride makes you incredibly uncool in certain circles. Still, what can be better for the purpose of getting it on than just hooking up a tent and going to town? Well, not going to town literally, but you know what I mean. Just put the tent up and then hang a sign on the window that says “if this Aztek is a rockin’ don’t come a knockin'”and you are good to go. Of course the Aztek was known as an awful car, but hey, you are not using this to go to the store and get some milk for your coffee, this thing has a tent! Pay attention for crying out loud!
3. Honda Odyssey
While you may be a bit surprised to see this one here, as it does not really seem to have a whole lot to make it stand out in this department, the Odyssey makes this list based on this personal review: “From personal experience, it is the easiest and most comfortable by far of any car I’ve had to have sex in. The seats fold down (or can be removed completely. It was fairly competent off the road (no 4×4, but not awful), so secluded places were easier to find. Plus, from the outside, who would expect anyone was getting any in something that ugly, so less chance of being interrupted.” One can’t really argue with any of his logic, so we had to include it.
2. Dodge Conversion Van
So yeah I know, the Dodge conversion van is one of the creepiest things out there. But hey, sometimes things are creepy for a reason, and the reason this thing is creepy is that a lot of so called “bad” things are rumored to happen back there. And that is awful, unless one of those bad things happens to be you doing the deed. Then those bad things are actually really good! There are negatives though, which include having cops pull you over at every street corner and mothers grabbing their young children by the hand and running away screaming when you stop and ask for directions, but other than that the Dodge Conversion van is one of the best rides you can come up with for doing the deed, and isn’t that what this is all about?
1. Rinspeed XchangE
This car does not exist yet, it is just a concept, but it still needs to make this list for one obvious reason -it is a self driving car. “Imagine getting in your car for the daily commute and instead of stressing about traffic, you push the steering wheel aside, recline the driver’s seat and use an iPad in the dashboard to watch a movie or catch up on email,” according to Forbes. Well, you can imagine those things if you like; personally I prefer to imagine myself getting it on as my car drives me all over town. If the Rinspeed XchangE ever starts to get produced, all these other cars are going to go by the wayside when it comes to what the best car to do the deed in is. But for now, at least you have some decent choices to get you started. So what are you waiting for?