The 2016 presidential race certainly is interesting. Perhaps the only thing that we are sure about is that Donald Trump is trash-talking and bad-mouthing just about everyone. And we mean everyone. In case you did not notice, this guy is one of the most self-righteous public figures we have ever seen. From flaunting his money to degrading women and immigrants, Donald Trump is definitely surpassing the competition in terms of insulting behavior.
So here we have our list of the 20 most epic Donald Trump insults. You may actually wonder if these insults really came out of Donald Trump’s mouth. The answer would be a big resounding “yes!” This guy really is something else, so sit back and enjoy reading about all of his offensive words. The thing is, he is not even done yet. As the race to become President of the United States continues to heat up, we expect that Donald Trump will be opening his trap yet again and dishing out more offensive talk.
Here we go: 20 epic insults that will leave you reeling, scratching your head, or maybe even laughing out loud. Hey, politicians can be scary and overwhelming, and we all need some comic relief everyone now and again.
20. Politicians are “all talk, no action”
What Donald Trump loves to play up in his speeches is his declaration that politicians are just crappy at leading people. They are all talk, no action, meaning that they just love to say what we long to hear, but when it comes to acting on those words or promises, no dice. They just do not do anything. Except talk, of course. Donald Trump, for one, is obsessed with calling politicians out. Politicians in the Senate, in Congress, in individual states, and even the President himself (but we will get to that in a bit.) Donald Trump is not afraid of no big bad politicians!
19. President Obama is “incompetent”
Please, do not even get Donald Trump started on President Barack Obama. Trump will go off on a tangent about how the current President of the United States is not good at his job. Sure, Trump says, he is a nice person, but he is not a President. He is more of a cheerleader. Yes, those were Trump’s actual words. President Obama is a cheerleader for the United States, not a leader. Those are pretty harsh words considering that Trump wants to take Obama’s job. I guess it is safe to say that Trump will not be anyone’s cheerleader. That is a bad image anyway.
18. Lindsey Graham is a “total lightweight”
According to Donald Trump, Lindsey Graham is a “total lightweight.” Trump also said that Graham would never be able to get a job in the private sector. He is such a stiff and is registered at ZERO in the polls. Trump will talk your head off about that zero rating. He also said that Graham is probably pretty stupid, and he went so far as to make a comparison between Lindsey Graham and Rick Perry. Who is smarter? No one knows. Oh wait, Donald Trump does! He thinks that Lindsey Graham may actually be more stupid! Those are fighting words, Trump.
17. Rick Perry “should take an IQ test”
Now we get to Rick Perry and Donald Trump does not like him either. According to Trump, Rick Perry has recently donned plastic-framed glasses just so that people will think he is smart. But that is a no-no, says Trump, because people can see through that rouse. Trump thinks that Perry did a terrible job at being a political leader in Texas and that his stance on border control in that state (which is on the line with Mexico) was terrible as well. In fact, Rick Perry should take an IQ test before entering a political debate, according to Trump.
16. Hillary Clinton was the “worst secretary of state”
Uh oh. Here we go with Hillary Clinton. Or as Donald Trump refers to her: “the worst Secretary of State” in the history of the United States. So why would she be a good President? She wouldn’t! Clearly, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton have had a beef for a long while, and it is only going to get worse. We can see that much already. Trump would probably die or jump off a cliff if Hillary Clinton were elected President. With her recent email fiasco, she has a lot of ratings repair work to do. That is probably just fine with Trump though.
15. Marco Rubio doesn’t “have a clue”
Marco Rubio just does not have a clue. Trump played up the fact that Rubio was not able to answer the question of whether Iraq was good or bad for the United States. It took 5 whole days for Marco Rubio to provide an answer to that question. And then Trump pleaded to his audiences that Rubio just does not have a clue and he is in no position to run a country. Wake up, people! Clearly, Marco Rubio needs to get a grip. He is on the same line as the other politicians in this country: all talk and no action. It is all blah, blah, blah. Or in Marco Rubio’s case, just a whole lot of nothing.
14. Jeb Bush is “terrible”
Ay, ay, ay, says Donald Trump in response to Jeb Bush hypothetically becoming President. That would be just about the worst thing that could happen. Not only did Jeb Bush take nearly a week to respond to a question about the Middle East, but Donald Trump says that the United States really does not need another Bush in office. Jeb Bush is weak on immigration and he is in favor of common core and those are two very BAD THINGS. Jeb Bush will never take the United States to the promised land, according to Donald Trump. And that is that.
13. John McCain is “not a war hero”
Plain and simple, Donald Trump says that he does not like losers, so he does not like John McCain. He is always talking and talking, but not really saying anything. Plus, John McCain is a war hero only because he was captured. And the United States does not need a loser who was captured and lived as a prisoner of war. Wake up, America! John McCain used to be on Donald Trump’s good side, but then he lost an election. So he basically ruined that. Donald Trump does not support or hang out with people who lose elections. No sir.
12. The press is “very dishonest”
Donald Trump is a journalist’s worst nightmare. He is mean and scathing to those interviewers and journalists. He tells it right to their face that they just do not know what they are talking about. They are very dishonest and are trying to fool the public of the United States. While being interviewed by one young lady who was fumbling for her words, Donald Trump totally called her out: “Try to get it out. I don’t know if they are going to put this on television, but you don’t even know what you’re talking about.” Aaaand, that young woman’s life is over.
11. Rev. Al Sharpton is “a conman”
Donald Trump has stated that “Reverend Al Sharpton is a conman.” How stupid are these leaders? Rev. Al Sharpton is just someone that the United States can trust. Donald Trump often takes to Twitter and he stated that Rev. Al Sharpton “works really hard but is a guy who just doesn’t have it – a total loser!” Ouch. Other insults include that Rev. Al Sharpton is just “terrible” and Donald Trump just loves watching people fail. In fact, it may be his favorite pastime. So what the United States really needs to do is wake up and stop letting Rev. Al Sharpton fool them!
10. Anthony Weiner is a “perv”
Well, we all know what happened with Anthony Weiner and his scandal. So of course he is going to be torn to shreds by Donald Trump. According to him, Anthony Weiner is “one of the greatest sleazebags of our time.” And perhaps that worst insult of all time: “Anthony Weiner is a perv.” There is no hope for Anthony Weiner or his wife, as she has gotten burned in the press by Donald Trump too. After all, Trump is going to pick on anyone who is married to a perv. Poor woman, she is just caught in the dangerous crossfire.
9. John Kerry needs to read Trump’s book – quickly!
John Kerry received a lot of flak from Donald Trump, who calls him a “baby.” I mean, this is a guy who went on a bicycle race and fell off his bike and hurt himself. Dude, the guy is in his 70s, but Donald Trump is not going to cut him any slack. Oh no. And just in case you are wondering, Donald Trump is never going to be in a bicycle race. After all, he is too busy writing best-selling books, right? He tells President Obama and Secretary Kerry that they need to read his book – quickly, quickly! Hop to it!
8. Chris Christie is a suckup
The current governor of Chris Christie is a suck-up, plain and simple. He is just hugging and kissing and holding on to President Barack Obama. Those are the words that Donald Trump used to describe the relationship between Chris Christie and President Obama. Sheesh. Well, at least Donald Trump did not pick on Chris Christie’s weight. That would have been the ultimate low-blow. Still, alluding to Chris Christie as a teacher’s pet is pretty harsh. Good luck to him in the presidential race. And good riddance to Donald Trump. I mean, just because you went to the Wharton School of Finance does not give you the right to be so snippy.
7. China is “sucking our jobs” away
Kudos to China for stealing all of the United States’ jobs. According to Donald Trump, China is killing us. They are sucking everything away from this country. Our money, our jobs, everything. And when China said that Donald Trump can’t build a wall to block immigrants flocking to the United States, do you know what Donald Trump said? He said that China has no right to tell him that, because 3,000 years ago, China built their Great Wall. And if Donald Trump becomes President and he builds a wall, it is going to be a beautiful wall. After all, it might be called the Trump Wall.
6. CNN is “terrible”
CNN may as well be from hell, according to Donald Trump. They are downright terrible and everything they say is bull. So if a journalist is with CNN, then Donald Trump has a few words for them. First of all, CNN does not even cover the presidential race in an accurate way. Secondly, when Donald Trump was giving a speech in a conference room, CNN had loads of protesters outside. Then, one of the journalists with the news network tried to ask Donald Trump about protesters. And that was the end of that. They got called out, the entire CNN broadcasting company got called out.
5. Caroline Kennedy “doesn’t even know she’s alive”
Donald Trump is not going anywhere, so he is not. He says that he is not running for President of the United States because he has nothing to do. He is running because he wants to make America great again. He just trashes people in the process is all. Including Caroline Kennedy. Oh jeez, according to Donald Trump, she does not even know that she is alive. She is an ambassador to Japan, but she has no idea what is going on. Race relations suck and it is Caroline Kennedy’s fault. And a bunch of other women. Donald Trump loves to insult women.
4. Rosie O’Donnell is “a total loser”
Yet another female to be burned by Donald Trump is Rosie O’Donnell. In fact, Donald Trump has been trashing Rosie since forever ago, even before he started his bid for the presidential position. Rosie has been called a “total loser” and a “fat pig” by Donald Trump. And you know that Rosie O’Donnell is not going to take that sitting down! Rosie almost immediately responded to Donald Trump’s comment about her being a “fat pig” on Twitter by saying “try explaining that 2 ur kids.” It has been nearly a decade that Rosie and the Trump have hated each other. Trump’s other insults include Rosie being “a mentally sick woman, a bully, and a dummy.”
3. George Bush, Trump loves “watching you fail”
When it comes to George Bush, he is free from no one, as far as insults are concerned. And you can bet your bottom dollar that Donald Trump had something to say about the former President of the United States. When Trump made the comment about John McCain not being a war hero, George Bush tried to rally up the troops and get them to talk back to Donald Trump. So he responded with: “Bush didn’t have the IQ” to be president. Burn! Donald Trump also criticized Bush for sending troops into combat and then asking for money to give a speech to those same soldiers.
2. Megyn Kelly is a “bimbo”
This was a huge slam to Megyn Kelly, one of the prominent journalists on the Fox News Network. Once again, Donald Trump took to Twitter to make the comment, writing that Kelly was a “bimbo” and that she “must have had a terrible vacation, she is really off her game.” Donald Trump also made a reference to Megyn Kelly’s menstrual cycle during a political debate. Low blow, Donald. This move left women everywhere despising you. Kelly most of all (or maybe Rosie O’Donnell.) A fellow journalist on Fox News said that Trump should apologize, although he never really does.
1. Mexicans immigrants are “rapists”
People all over the nation were appalled at Donald Trump’s most scathing comment about immigrants from Mexico. He stated that they were rapists and criminals and just maybe, some of them were nice people. But that is to be determined. By who? By none other than Donald Trump, future President of the United States! That’s who! Of course, Donald Trump received a lot of hate mail and verbal lashings in public, both from other politicians and just the general public. He also referred to babies born in the United States to undocumented immigrants as being “anchor babies,” meant to “anchor” their parents to the United States.