Today I have a list with a different concept for you. This is a list of celebrities that are obviously fake in one way or another. This is not about who’s talented or who is not. This is about celebrities that don a particular persona for attention. This is also about celebrities who have fake bodies or those that put on a certain look just for attention. There are also reality TV stars that act fake just to become famous. Many people act differently than they normally would when they become famous; some people just let it get to their head, which is bad enough. The worst, though, is people that act kind, but they really are not. They just act sweet to get the ratings and attract fans.
There are tons of stories out there about people meeting their favorite celebrities and finding out they are jerks. I’m not speaking about whether or not these people have talent in their field. Many of them do, but they put on unnecessary looks and/or behaviors. I’m not sure that these celebrities act this way when they are not in front of the camera. I highly doubt some of these people would put on the looks they do when they are at home with their families. I mean, do you think Lady Gaga wears a meat dress when she is at home? I really hope that Justin Bieber doesn’t act like an arrogant jerk when he is with his family. But enough of my rambling explanations. Allow me to show you my picks for celebrities that belong in this category:
15. Kris Jenner – Fake Kindness
Kris Jenner is usually shown with a smile on her face, and she acts polite when on camera. But, many people have said that she is responsible for a lot of the publicity stunts that her family pulls and that she is not as kind as she acts on camera. What mother in her right mind would tell her daughter to go pose nude in a magazine? Did she tell Kim to marry Kanye? I hope not. I guess she’s just using her family to rake in the money from reality TV.
14. Miley Cyrus – Everything
You knew she had to be on here. Miley Cryus became famous via her Disney Channel show, Hannah Montana. Her father is famous for the country music hit “Achy Breaky Heart” from back in the ’90s. After Miley left Hannah Montana, she went a little nuts. She cut her hair. She started twerking on stage and in music videos. We have the infamous Twerk-gate from the VMAs where she twerked on Robin Thicke during a performance of his highly sexist song “Blurred Lines.” She also got naked and made out with a sledgehammer in her now famous song “Wrecking Ball.”
13. Taylor Swift – Faking Kindness
Taylor Swift is widely considered a “good girl.” We all felt sorry for her when Kanye did his stupid publicity stunt and stole her thunder at the Grammys. She has had a lot of boyfriends. Some have even accused her of dating guys just so she will have material for her next album. Kendall Jenner once called Swift a “mean girl.” She started out singing bubble gum country/pop music (I’m not going to lie, I listened to some of it). Now her sound has shifted more toward pop music with some dubstep/electronic flavors. The subject matter, boys, has not changed though.
12. Bill Cosby – Faked Kindness
We all loved Bill Cosby back in the ’80s and ’90s. He had his hit sitcom, The Cosby Show. He also worked on Fat Albert, I Spy, and even The Electric Company (a children’s show from the ’70s). He had many stand-up specials including his iconic Bill Cosby: Himself. He was also applauded for his views regarding the importance of education and on race issues. But all of that admiration has been knocked down by the recent allegations against him over raping over thirty women. He is facing many counts of sexual assault, sexual harassment, and drugging women.
11. Lindsay Lohan – Fake Lips
We loved Lindsay Lohan in the Parent Trap and Mean Girls back in the day. But, since then she has gotten into drugs pretty heavily, and she has been in and out of jail a lot. She tried playing Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime movie and got panned for it. Somehow, after stints in jail AND rehab she came out with perfectly plump lips. She is defying lip logic; was the prison offering up collagen injections mixed by inmates? However she did that, she has ended up with a permanent duck face.
10. Julia Roberts – Fake Kindness
We all know Julia Roberts plays good people in her movies. She played an environmental activist in Erin Brockovich, and won an Oscar for it. She was in the famous Eat, Pray, Love playing a woman having a midlife crisis and travelling. Don’t be fooled by the nice girls she plays, though, she can get pretty mean behind closed doors. One time she allegedly had a temper tantrum over a dress her stylist picked out. She wasn’t happy with the dress, so she threw it across the room and started swearing. Her sister, who committed suicide, even said that Julia is not a good person.
9. Reese Witherspoon – Faking Kindness
Reese Witherspoon has played the good girl in many movies. She did a great job in movies such as Water For Elephants, Walk The Line, Sweet Home Alabama, and many others. I actually like some of her movies, but she is not a kind person off-set. Her friends have said she also acts entitled and immature. When she was arrested for a DUI, she told the police that she is not “just any U.S. citizen.” Yeah, many people don’t like it when celebrities act like they are above the law.
8. Lady Gaga – Everything
Lady Gaga is totally fake. She puts on these ridiculous outfits and makeup to add shock value to her music. She wore a meat dress to one award show. She has worn Coke cans in her hair during one of her music videos. Her music is actually really good, but she has become most famous for her clothes and her videos. People were even trying to make their eyes look like the computer-animated eyes in the “Bad Romance” video- but her music was very different when she first came out. She has sold over 23 million albums so somebody must be enjoying it.
7. Heidi Montag – Fake body
Heidi Montag is famous for being on the reality show The Hills. That show is a spinoff of Laguna Beach. It follows two young starlets facing the ups and downs of a reality television series. She had tons of plastic surgery in 2007; she had so much surgery that it made headlines. She has a creepy Barbie-dollish face although, I have to admit, I don’t know how much of that is fake. She OBVIOUSLY has fake boobs. That is the reason that young starlets need to be careful about the plastic surgery they get.
6. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi – Fake body
Here’s your favorite Oompa Loompa from Jersey, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi. She has that great orange tan with orange highlights to match. She became famous on the reality show Jersey Shore and she is one of the highest paid reality TV stars; she earns $150,000 per episode. She was born in Chile and was adopted by Italian-American parents. Her friends nicknamed her “Snooki” in middle school because of a character in the movie Save The Last Dance who had never kissed anyone.
5. Nicole Kidman – Plastic Surgery
Nicole Kidman is undoubtedly a great actress and even a good singer as we saw in Moulin Rouge. When she announced that she had gotten botox, she was surprised that we were not surprised. Well, anyway, she looked as surprised as she could with her face skin frozen in place. Her other noteworthy acting roles are Eyes Wide Shut, The Others, Batman Forever, The Hours, Australia, and many others. She won an Academy Award for her role in The Hours. She was actually the highest paid actress back in 2006. She even got $12 million for a three-minute commercial.
4. Kim Kardashian – Fake Body
Yup, I’m doing it. Kim Kardashian just about defines the word “fake.” She is famous for being on the reality show Keeping up With The Kardashians; she is paid a whopping $40,000 per episode. She attained mega-stardom in 2007 when her sex tape leaked all over the Internet. She is also a model and actress. She has become even more famous after having a kid and naming it North West. She has also joined in with many celebs by posting nude selfies online. She has had all kinds of plastic surgery and regularly wears too much makeup.
3. Hilary Duff – Fake Teeth
Yes, I know we all loved Hilary Duff from the Lizzie McGuire show back in the day. She also tried her hand at having a singing career in the early 2000s. She also loses some cool points for doing a HORRIBLE rendition of “Our Lips Are Sealed” with her sister Hailey. Here, I’m pointing out her ridiculously big veneers. What dentist would do that? They are way too big in proportion to her face.
2. Christina Aguilera – Too Much Makeup
We all know Christina Aguilera is a stellar singer. She has a beautiful three-octave range. But, she wears a store’s worth of makeup all the time. It was cute back in the day, but now that she’s getting older, it’s worse. She needs to cut back on the red lipstick and the bronzer. Your face should not be darker than the rest of you. At least she doesn’t use any spray tans. Smoky eye AND red lipstick is a bit much. She needs to choose one or the other.
1. Robin Thicke – Fake Kindness
Robin Thicke is the gross son of the cool Canadian actor, Alan Thicke. They say he did not inherit the charm and grace that his father portrays. Things first got bad when he was outed for cheating on his then-wife, Paula Patton. Then, he sang that horrifically sexist song, “Blurred Lines,” with T.I. and Pharrell Williams. The younger Thicke was also involved in the infamous Twerk-gate when Miley Cyrus twerked on him while he was singing “Blurred Lines” at the VMAs. We still wish we could unsee Miley in that rubbery outfit and Thicke in that ridiculous striped suit.