Unless you are living under a rock there is one thing that we all know and understand as a culture. There is one thing that we can all agree on, and that there can be no arguments about. Kim Kardashian has a huge butt.
Now, that is where the agreement ends. Some people think that her enormous butt is extremely attractive, while others see it and are disgusted or even frightened. Some think that her butt is enhanced by surgery or pads, while others just see a big lumpy mass, and cannot understand why someone would try and make their butt look that way.
We will now present photos of her butt for your viewing pleasure. Or maybe you will not find it pleasurable at all. Because if there’s one thing that is for certain, you won’t be able to look at these photos without being aroused, or feeling repulsed, or maybe you will feel a little bit of both. In fact, I think that last one is the most probable. So here are TheRichest’s 15 Photos of Kim Kardashian’s Butt That You Can’t Unsee.
15. Big In Blue
This photo, which is just Kim wearing jeans and not expecting to be photographed, just a wide and flat sort of thing going on. Yes, it is totally huge, but does this look like a butt that millions of people would be fascinated by? Not really. It just sort of looks like something you might see at Walmart when you were in the plumbing section. Although even in this photo you can see that there is a little something extra going on there. A little Kim K. “something something.”
14. The Suede Booty
This one is a very good example of where all of the confusion sets in. On the one hand, her butt is really attractive, right? I mean, it has all the right things going on if you like that type of thing. On the other hand, it also kind of brings to mind the thought “WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?” Like many of Kim’s butt photos, you want to skim over it but you just cannot look away. If you can then you are a better man than I am. But I don’t believe you are.
13. The Skirt Booty
In this one it is pretty obvious we have some major butt going on. You can see a rather normal shoulders and back, then a pretty average sized waist, then BOOM; what the heck is going on down there? It is always a little bit harder to tell in a skirt of course, but with that said this is a good one of Kim and her butt, for the guy who likes to have a little something left to the imagination. Or needs a shelf to put his tools on.
12. Close Up
And, of course, for the guy that doesn’t like to have something left to the imagination, here is this extreme close up of her butt. “Hey Kourtney, does my butt look big in this? Can you take a picture of it and tell me?” “Umm yeah, it really totally does, Kim.” I mean, what is going on with her butt? The whole thing looks like one of those funhouse mirrors you went to at the county fair when you were a kid. And I know you want to look away but you can’t. Just like the rest of us.
11. The Yoga Booty
Then you have this one. Does this look like the butt of one of the biggest stars in the world or does it look like your friend’s mom who is going to her yoga class in the strip mall? At first you want to look at it and feel turned on and maybe you even did for a minute. Then, you look closer and the whole fantasy sort of falls apart. Or maybe it doesn’t, and it is your favorite butt picture of all. Man Kim’s butt is so confusing! Maybe we need more pictures than we thought to get to the bottom of this. You see what I did there?
10. The Not So Flattering Booty
This is straight up casual and sloppy- just another one that makes you wonder what all the fuss is about. Until you see the next one in the endless parade of Kim butt pics. Then you wonder why her butt looked like this here, but then looks so amazing someplace else. There needs to be some sort of study done on Kim’s butt. What makes this one so awesome is that she appears to be trying to pull down her sweatshirt to cover it. Really? Since when does that happen?
9. The Bike Ride Booty
Just a regular old casual photo of Kim and her butt spending some time together. Nothing all that earth shattering here, it looks almost normal, other than being a little wide, but then I guess that is what makes it so odd. Why does it look so normal? Is this even her?This whole thing is getting in my head. Okay, it is more than just a little wide, but all in all just a rather normal butt photo; if there is such a thing in her world.
8. The Side Shot
We have ourselves a side shot here, which might seem to be uninteresting in comparison, but no, not at all. While it may look like just a photo of Kim heading off to an exercise class, it’s a good shot of how far back her butt actually goes. This is the butt that balanced a champagne glass on it for a photo shoot after all. When Kim goes to class is she trying to get her butt in shape. We certainly hope not because that sure seems like a bad idea; although, we have to admit, she is not getting any younger.
7. The Sparkly Booty
This one is just plain odd. Her butt looks totally huge of course, but then the combination of the odd sparkly pants and her big butt looks confusing, sort of like a bad dream. She also looks so happy in the photo, which is odd as she looks ridiculous. The butt itself looks pretty powerful in this one, though, like I would mess with Kim, but I would not even think of messing with her butt. Seriously, I’m pretty sure that thing could put you in the hospital.
6. The Out Of Control Booty
Another workout photo that gives a good shot of her butt. It is rather amazing that there are a bunch of photographers waiting to take photos of her butt when she is on her way to work out, but I guess since I am writing a piece about her butt, there is not much for me to complain about. Just a typical Kim butt photo – big, round, and confusing. It looks a tiny bit smaller than normal, but that could just be the angle. Or the working out.
5. The Normal Booty
This one is a classic. Nothing to really complain about or get excited about here; just a nice photo of Kim’s butt out doing errands around a bunch of normal people who for some reason are not looking at it. Why can’t they all be like this? Is her butt some sort of evil shape-shifter with demonic powers? Hard to tell, but even though her butt looks kind of cartoonish here, it still looks a little less bizarre than most of the other photos on this list.
4. The Pregnant Booty
Uhh. How is this possible? How is Kim’s butt so big? It doesn’t make any sense. If you look closely, you can see even the woman in the background looking at it. This photo was taken in Los Angeles while Kim was cruising around. One of the biggest stars in the world walks by, there is a paparazzi taking the photo and this random chick in the background is just like “Wow…look at the size of that butt”! The whole thing is just plain old confusing.
3. Pretty In White
While most of these photos have been candids, it seems only fair to show Kim and her butt when it is looking the way she wants it to. Here she is at some sort of event and we have to admit that, when dressed up nicely and wrapped up tightly, it looks pretty all right. The only problem is that it still looks like if it were unleashed it could take over a city Godzilla style. Lets hope that does not happen, for all of our sakes.
2. Jean Shorts In Style
Here is Kim just cruising around with Kanye and wearing some jean shorts. First of all, how is it possible that her butt goes out that far from her back? Second, who makes her jean shorts? How is it possible that these things actually fit? They are tight on the legs, which are about 1/10th the size of each of her butt cheeks. Does she get her clothes tailor- made because of her butt? Does she have a special butt-designer? These are the kind of things I want to know.
1. She’s Proud Of Her Booty
It is only fair to Kim to wind up with this one. She is looking pretty fabulous, and while her butt looks big, it doesn’t look totally out of control. Just kind of a huge butt that looks pretty good. See? You have nothing to worry about. Everything is fine now, you can go about your day not thinking about her butt anymore. But I warn you- you wont be able to. You read the list and you saw the photos. You saw Kim’s butt and now you can’t unsee it. Ever.