She may not be the most famous girl in her elite inner circle made up of people like the Jenner and Hadid sisters, but Hailey Baldwin is chic, hot, and exciting in her own right. And sometimes, as we will soon see, she is a little too exciting. Or at least, that is most likely what her father, actor Stephen Baldwin, would say. I shudder to think what my parents would think if I had photos like these, but Hailey just does her thing anyway, posing as she damn well pleases.
Hailey is 20-years old, and already taking the world by storm with her high-fashion model career and social life that includes several famous “Besties.” She dated Justin Bieber too, though some of the photos captured of the lovebirds are less than ideal for a parent to see.
This breakout model may have a famous father and famous uncles, but she is making a name for herself all on her own. Keep on reading to check out the pictures that would shame her father and uncles if they saw them, or at least make them blush. It’s always fun to render your parents speechless, or make them feel awkward, and Hailey is a pro at both! Her scandalous photo shoots, Bieber love affair, and party lifestyle with some of the industry’s top girls provide more than enough material that may be shameful to her family, but great for her fans. Here are 16 of them.
15. Oh, the Cleavage!
Here Hailey is oozing with sex appeal, or trying to. Lower your eyes a bit (like you haven’t already), to where her insanely low-cut scoop neck just barely covers her nipples. Yikes! Actually, I think if you look hard enough, you can see the tiniest part of the left one (not that I looked hard). Coupled with that bratty, rebellious look on her face, and I would not want to be this one’s parents! Poor Stephen!
14. Daddy’s Little Princess
Heavy makeup, punk-rock outfit, sexy-messy hair, tiara, smoldering pout… yep, Hailey is definitely Daddy’s Little Princess (or perhaps a prostitute…) in this jewel of a photo! While we cannot say with 100% confidence, it appears as if she is in a bar, first of all (she is barely 20, making that illegal). And her eyes say it all, don’t they? It is kind of like when a parent can tell if their child is truly sick by their eyes, which will have a certain lackluster wooziness if they are not faking. Well this is that, in reverse; a parent could likely tell that Hailey, even if she tries faking soberness, is not, in fact, sober, because of those sleepy eyes.
13. She’s Fuct
Sorry, but… WTF? Literally. I don’t know what FUCT stands for, but no matter what the acronym does actually mean, it is inappropriate. This would not be cool for anyone to wear out in public where an impressionable young person (or anyone, really) could be offended, but Hailey is a famous model who knows she will be photographed doing anything and everything, and should therefore know better. I wonder what Stephen would think if he saw his daughter walking around looking wobbly and plastered and wearing a sweatshirt reading FUCT? Oh, wait, no I don’t. He would be mortified. Duh.
12. She’s Got Her Hands Down Her Pants!
Probably the worst of of them all is this here photo. Clearly taken as part of a photo shoot (thank God), still her hands are down her pants. As in alluding to masturbation. That is all fine and dandy, but I have always wondered how actors in sex scenes and nude models face their families later. It can’t be a pleasant conversation, knowing your parents have seen you in the throes of passion or in your birthday suit doing God-knows-what. In fact, it sounds horrifying, for all involved. This photo of Hailey, while beautiful, is bordering on being one of those things that would turn an interaction with the people who raised you and who you should be more comfortable around than anyone, into one as awkward as humanly imaginable. Poor Stephen- I can just see his beet-red face.
11. Possibly Naked In A Jacuzzi With The Biebs… Again
Oh, Justin Bieber. He is known for being a player of course, but he kept coming back to Hailey, who was his friend before anything else. In this photo, the two are sharing some romantic jacuzzi time. There are tons of photos of them on this day, in this hot tub, goofing around and laughing together. Ah, to be young and in love. But several media sources have speculated that they actually did it in this jacuzzi, based on how they were positioned in some of the shots and the fact that they appear naked (as in, no bikini straps for her). She certainly looks to be. It is a blurry shot, but then, aren’t the most scandalous ones always blurry? One cannot get too close if the subjects are actually being scandalous, of course. My theory is that the fuzzier the photo, the more scandalous it is. And again I say, poor Stephen. This girl is a handful!
10. Suggestive Sofa Lounging with That Darn Biebs
He just will not go away! Well, he finally did when he revealed in March that he and Hailey had broken up. But for awhile there, he was for sure the bane of Stephen Baldwin’s existence. And from the looks of it, he was the reason for Hailey’s. She is obviously very into him by her body language; experts would say that she is leaned into him at the torso and pelvis, a sign of comfort and intimacy (my own expertise says it’s a sign of being horny). Her cleavage is there for the world to see (no shocker there) and The Biebs does not even try to hide his blatant ogling. Luckily, they make a very aesthetically-pleasing couple, almost like Ken and Barbie.
They are clearly at a bar (she is underage, I remind you), and from the looks of it, a very adult bar, not a place most 19 or 20-year-olds would hang out at. It is hardly the picture of beer pong or drunken hookups. I am sure her father would appreciate that fact, but at the same time she is his baby girl; what is she doing acting like a fancy 40-year-old? Also, upon seeing this suggestive snapshot, her father probably wants to smack Justin just because of his unapologetic drooling. I would too, Stephen. I would too.
9. Looks Like She’s on Ecstasy?
Rainbow? Check. Unicorns? Probably. Lots of touchy-feeliness? Check. Hippie clothes? Check. Stoned-out-of-your-mind expression? Check. Seems to me that Hailey could be on our favorite hallucinogen, Ecstasy! Well, probably not really, but at first glance, this photo does make one wonder. Obviously this is a high-quality, thought-out photo for a shoot, but it looks like something else entirely, as if the photographer was trying to portray the feeling of being high. She is even high in the air, so the shoe fits. Luckily for Stephen (who probably needs blood pressure medication by now), all of those strong male hands holding her up steer clear of her derriere. For his sake, let’s hope she is just high on life, or really good at acting stoned.
8. Grinding with Kylie
I don’t know what is going on here, but if I were to guess, knowing nothing about the situation, I would have to say drunken teenagers being drunken teenagers. They look to be at a concert of some sort, and Hailey is dancing and grinding on her blue-haired bestie Kylie Jenner, who looks amused. For her part, Kendall Jenner behind them does not even notice. In the background, their fellow concert-goers dance and party. All around them is a typical young person’s scene, but not one any mother or father would be ecstatic to see their child (with her tongue protruding and her butt out) a part of.
7. On Top of the World- Or Some Dude’s Shoulders
This is not the first time Hailey has been photographed riding around on people’s shoulders. In fact, there are some of her atop Jaden Smith’s shoulders walking down the street. But in this instance at Coachella 2015, given the night, and the crowd, and the music, and the looks on their faces, it is not a playful shoulder ride from a friend, but a crazy concert joyride. Or at least, that is how a father would see it. Who are those guys anyway? Strangers who jumped at the chance to hang out with the famous Hailey Baldwin and Kendall Jenner? Wouldn’t surprise me. Just the looks on all of their faces screams “party!” Well, all except the guy who is carrying Hailey; he does not look amused.
6. Making Out on Stage with The Biebs
As much as any dad would obviously love for his daughter to date bad-boy pop star Justin Bieber, of all people, he would probably love even more for her to be making out with him in front of thousands of fans (and cameras) when they were not even dating. The guy has a reputation for being an arrogant ass, but no matter who Hailey was kissing, I’m sure Daddy would appreciate not having to see it. Everywhere. Pretty sure Stephen Baldwin is most definitely not a “Belieber.”Just what every dad loves to see!
5. Girls Will Be Girls
What is going on here? On first glance, it is not easy to tell. But, I have figured it out. Victoria’s Secret Angel Josephine Skriver is giving pal Kendall Jenner a little lift. Meanwhile, Kendall is showing her love to Hailey next to her, as Hailey nonchalantly reads the brochure or watches the show or whatever it is they are at. It all makes perfect sense! It’s like one of those hair-braiding circles. Or Centipede. You know, whichever is easier for you to picture.
The funny thing is that Hailey doesn’t even notice- or care- that Kendall is kissing her, and Kendall doesn’t notice or care that she is being manhandled. That either speaks to the girls’ closeness, their mutual oblivion, or their being so used to it that they don’t even notice anymore. Either way you swing it though, Stephen Baldwin is likely rolling his eyes over yet another sexualized depiction of “model behavior” involving his daughter.
4. Kissing Kylie
That Bieber, and now those Jenner sisters! It is hard to tell who is the bad influence on whom. They are all entangled in this spiderweb of friendship and romance, which is at once fascinating and yucky, somehow. We just saw older Jenner sister Kendall smooching an indifferent Hailey, and now the other one, Kylie, is kissing her too! At least now Hailey seems to be more into it (though not as much as Kylie does). This was taken at the Marie Claire “Fresh Faces” party. Cue another eye roll from Stephen, the poor dude.
3. A Skanky Marilyn Monroe
This one brings to mind a certain someone. But Marilyn Monroe was much classier, in my opinion. Hailey, with her bright red lipstick, bleach blonde frizz, and barely-there clothes, resembles a hooker (strange that this isn’t the first time I’ve likened her to a prostitute…) This is especially true and perhaps exacerbated by her surroundings, which look to be that of a cheap, by-the-hour motel room (gross-wood paneling!) Also, is she singing? Posing for a webcam? And did she have a boob job? This picture begs the question. It was in the British Love Magazine, but even so, I bet good old dad would disapprove nonetheless, despite his relief that it was a shoot and not actually a motel.
2. On a Boat in Monaco
Here we have two Jenner sisters, two Hadid sisters (as in, fellow models Gigi and Bella), and one Hailey Baldwin. In Monaco, the girls pose (kind of) together, showing just how affectionate they love to be. They just really love each other, ok?
By now, we have seen that this is the norm for them. These girls touch and kiss and hug each other all the freaking time, which could be both hot and a little much after awhile. This particular photo is fun because they look drunk (tsk, tsk) and are literally groping and kissing each other. At least they look like they are having a blast! I cannot see any parents really loving this though, unfortunately. Except Kris Jenner; I could see that.
There’s that tongue again! Even though this photo is supposed to be sporty with her wet hair and body, smeared makeup, and what looks to be a sports bra, it still oozes sex appeal, and Hailey sure is good at sex appeal, whether with her boyfriend, girlfriends, or all alone. Just look at how she penetrates the camera with that sensual, sultry look. And what is she doing, exactly, with her fingers? Seems a bit risque to me, but then again, I am a parent, so my thoughts are more in line with Stephen’s than Hailey’s, hence the reason I see the scandal and not the fun. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, as they say, and apparently, so is sex.