All right, let’s get down to it. This is the truth about Hollywood: there is loads of pressure to look absolutely perfect and stunning just about all the time. So it’s no wonder that a lot of women (and even men, too) go under the knife or resort to insane beauty procedures in an effort to keep up appearances. But the reality is that no one looks 100% flawless all the time. It’s just nature’s way! Plus, average people sometimes like to see celebs looking a bit frumpy. It makes us realize that they are people just like us.
However, a lot of famous people have not heeded this, and have instead turned to some drastic cosmetic surgeries. One of the most popular procedures is breast augmentation. Implants, lifts, whatever you want to call them; so many female celebrities have succumbed to the pressure to get ever-increasing busts. So here is our list of 15 Celebrity Boob Jobs That Are Just Too Much. (Because there is such a thing as too much breast action!) We have a number of women here to prove it. From Playmates and reality TV stars, to musicians and A-list actresses, we are going to give you some real life examples of how a breast lift or boob implants can go seriously wrong.
Some of these celebs have ended up with lumpy cottage cheese breasts, while others had boobs that were so mismatched on their bodies. Others had the end result of one boob being noticeably larger than the other. So sit back, relax, and read about the awkward outcomes here!
15. Kendra Wilkinson
Sure, she was a Playmate and she was even married to Hugh Hefner for four years, but did Kendra Wilkinson really have to go and expand her breasts so much? Has no one ever heard the saying that “less is more”? Oh well, as it is, Kendra starts our list off in the #15 spot. She is a pretty gal, but once she inflated her boobs up to a disproportionate size, her looks took a nosedive. Besides having balloons on her chest, one breast was larger than the other, giving us a really bizarre lopsided effect. She could’ve been on Botched!
14. Big Ang
The name pretty much says it all. Big Ang had a pair of tatas that was just too big for comfort. The reality television star had a short-lived program and she actually passed away at the beginning of 2016. She was up against Stage 4 brain and lung cancer. Big Ang catapulted to fame thanks to another VH1 reality television show: Mob Wives. She was Italian, loud, and unabashed. Big Ang also had one of the largest female chests we have ever seen (even on reality TV). With her super-raspy voice and her extravagant personality, she was made to those shows.
13. Janice Dickinson
She is 61 years old now, but Janice Dickinson is still trying to be the world’s first supermodel. And because of that, we have to see her messed up cosmetic surgeries and failed attempts at remaining relevant. Everything about Janice is “too much,” but she has sort of build her career and brand on that. We have seen her serve as a judge on America’s Next Top Model, as well as appear an episode of Botched, and we have heard about all of her shenanigans in her memoirs. We don’t know what’s worse: her extra plump lips or her over-the-top boobs.
12. Heidi Montag
When Heidi Montag first appeared on The Hills, she became a total babe of MTV fame. There was nothing wrong with her body as it was back then! Even so, the pressure of fame and the need to constantly look “good” led to her getting some breast implants. The end result? Not good. Heidi looked like a lollipop stick attached to two huge helium balloons. Her appearance was totally messed up and we doubt that anyone thought the fake boobs looked nice (or real). Heidi also received other cosmetic operations, although she did admit that she regretted her decision to go under the knife.
11. Victoria Beckham
Back in the late 1990s, Victoria Beckham was a member of the awesome girl power group Spice Girls. Perhaps in order to keep up her “posh” appearance, she felt the need to get a boob job. So, she got on and her chest ballooned from a teeny-tiny 34A to a ba-boom 34D. Needless to say, Victoria is a very petite girl, so a pair of 34Ds looked downright scary on her. She must have taken note, because a few years later, decided to go under the knife to downsize her chest. Even so, that wasn’t before getting implants to go up to 34DD!
10. Pamela Anderson
This actress was all the rage when she starred on the beach series Baywatch. Hello, who wouldn’t want to be rescued by the gorgeous Pam Anderson? People probably wanted to fake drowning around her all the time. Anyway, Pamela was also well-endowed, but sometimes having a large chest is not all it is cracked up to be. She probably had loads of back pain, so she got her boobs downsized in 1999. And that’s great, but then got new implants a few years later. It looks like once you’re large and mighty, there is just no turning back! In all honesty, bigger isn’t always better.
9. Janet Jackson
There are so many rumors swirling around Janet Jackson these days that it is hard to keep track. Can the Jackson family ever just stay on the down low? It appears not, and as for Janet, she is rumored to be battling a throat tumor, which is causing her to cancel her tour. She is also apparently hoping to start a family, but at her age is that possible? Anyway, Janet once went under the knife for a boob job and ended up with some pretty lopsided knockers. This was another failed attempt at plumping up the chest, but the surgeon only ended up making one breast significantly larger than the other. Oops!
8. Tara Reid
You might recognize 40-year-old Tara Reid from her stint on Saved By the Bell. Well, now she is definitely all grown up, and we mean grown. She reportedly underwent some breast augmentation surgery but she ended up with a botched outcome. This is another case in which the surgeon added implants of varying sizes. She also got some lipo-sculpting done. Way to ruin a perfectly fine human body, Tara. In some publicity interviews, Tara did admit that it was plastic surgery gone wrong, and that her name is now going to be added to the worst boob jobs lists of history.
This was another sad example of how a beautiful woman can totally ruin her appearance with a lopsided boob job. Yes, even Jewel was not immune to the societal and Hollywood pressures to be busting out of a dress. So she tried to amp up her chest game with a breast augmentation. Unfortunately, the result warranted more head-scratching than it did looks of approval. The 41-year-old still looks great, but when she first showed off those new, lumpy breasts, it was a bit of a shock. Kind of strange to think that now she identifies as a feminist. All is forgiven, Jewel.
6. Tila Tequila
How the heck did Tila Tequila even get famous? Sure, she is cute and petite, but come on. She works as a model, TV personality, and she even had her own reality series, A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila. Identifying as bisexual, she was trying to find the love of her life amidst a crowd of fame-hungry men and women. While Tila pulls us in with her Asian persuasion, we can’t help but notice that she tends to try a bit too hard. The fake boobs and the heavy makeup are just too much.
5. Christina Aguilera
Okay, so this is a celeb that we’re not too sure about, as Christina Aguilera has never admitted that she has received any kind of boob job. Still, her boobs are significantly larger than her “Genie in a Bottle” days. It doesn’t take a genius to put two and two together and see that the pop star’s chest has expanded considerably over the years. Yes, she got older and yes, she got pregnant, but come on, boobs just don’t grow that much naturally! Christina has actually faced a lot of criticism related to her looks…too thin, too big, too much makeup, etc, etc. So fake boobs or not, we still adore her.
4. Lindsay Lohan
Is Lindsay Lohan really almost 30 years old? My, where does the time go? We remember back when she was starring in The Parent Trap and Freaky Friday. Lindsay was such a natural beauty; her red hair, freckles, and light-colored eyes were to die for! Then when she was 17, she decided to receive a little artificial help with her chest, and well, it wasn’t the best decision of her life. Things only went downhill from there, as most of us can recall. Nowadays, Lindsay is engaged to a Russian dude named Egor Tarabasov. Seriously, we’re not making this up.
3. Donatella Versace
At 60 years of age, Donatella Versace is like the poster woman for plastic surgery gone wrong. Seriously, she even looks worse than Janice Dickinson. We don’t know what continues to compel Donatella to get more and more cosmetic procedures done, but they are not helping at all. As the years go on, she just seems to be getting increasingly atrocious. And we don’t want to totally bash her looks, but really. There is no reason to pump up your lips, shoot up with Botox, and augment everything on your body. Just be natural! Because a 60-year-old body with 20-year-old boobs is just plain wrong.
2. Nicole Kidman
Gearing up for her 10-year wedding anniversary to country music superstar Keith Urban, Nicole Kidman is one of the most iconic and lovely women in Hollywood today. With her Aussie roots, her flowy hair, and smoldering eyes, she is surely a sight for sore eyes. Even so, she too has experienced some backlash for her breast augmentation. How could Nicole Kidman go under the knife and do anything like that to her body? She is pretty much perfect as she is! However, she did get a boob job, and the result was some cottage-cheesy boobs that were mismatched in size and lumped up her chest.
1. Coco Austin
Clearly Coco Austin has gone under the knife. And being an actress and dancer as well as the wife of Ice T probably puts a lot of pressure on the girl to look “hot.” Well, just a newsflash for you: fake boobs and a heavily worked on face does not equate to “hot.” Why can’t celebs and everyone for that matter realize that true beauty is already inside?! Not to sound corny, but it is a waste of money – not to mention potentially dangerous – to get these cosmetic operations. And now Coco is just proof that there can be a thing as too much boob.