Sex is one of those things that’s engrained within our brains. It brings us pleasure, comfort, and is definitely an important part of perpetuating our species. And for better or worse, it’s become an incredibly taboo subject to talk about in most parts of the world. Heck, in the United States, television shows are not allowed to show nudity, while in some parts of Europe, it’s perfectly okay. As intimate and private sex is, it’s not like this for some people.
Quite the contrary, there are a select few who choose sex to its boundaries. For example, have you ever wondered what the longest sex session to ever exist was? Or what the world record is for the largest penis or vagina? Believe it or not, these are actual records held by real people! Don’t worry- we’re not going to swarm you with tons of inappropriate images. Rather, we’re going to show you some truly amazing records involving sex, sexuality, and the human body. With that being said, let’s take a look at the 10 most amazing sex records ever!
10. World’s Largest Vagina (19 Inches)
At this point, you’re probably thinking, “There’s a record for that?” Yes, there is. And it was held by a Scottish woman named Anna Swan. She lived from 1846 to 1888, and she had a vagina that was 19 inches in circumference. Keep in mind that Swan did suffer from a gigantism disorder in which she grew excessively large. In fact, when she was born, she was a record-breaking 26 pounds (another world record in Scotland by the way). It’s tough to imagine any other women beating this sex record anytime soon.
9. World’s Largest Penis (13.5 Inches)
It’s often said that if a man wears big shoes then he…well…you know. If that’s really true, then Jonah Falcon, an American writer and actor, must wear pretty big shoes! When erect, his penis grows to a whopping 13.5 inches. When flaccid, it sits right around 9.5 inches (which is double the average man’s erect penis size). When asked about his sexual orientation, Falcon identifying himself as being a bisexual. In 1999, he gained a lot of media attention by appearing on an HBO documentary. During the same time, he was also featured in the Rolling Stone Magazine.
8. World’s Biggest Gang Bang (919 Men in 24 Hours)
If you were to ask someone off the street what they thought the biggest gang bang was, most would answer somewhere in the “five” person range. Well, guess what? That’s nowhere near what the real record is. In 2004, Lisa Sparxxx, an American adult actress, had sex with a whopping 919 guys in a single day! How on earth she managed to accomplish this is beyond us. And don’t think for a second that this was some kind of “public stunt.” The world record for the biggest gang bang is something that’s been traded around between several people over the years (once in 2002 and once in 2003)!
7. World’s Oldest Prostitute (82 Years Old)
It’s often said that prostitution is mankind’s oldest profession. And if you really think about it, it’s probably true. Many prostitutes get into the business when they’re relatively young (late teens to early twenties) and get out of the business when they’re not that attractive anymore. But there are some that don’t know when to call it quits. Meet Chiu, a Tai Pei prostitute who’s 82 years old! She’s so old and been doing this for so long that he nickname has officially become “Grandma.” She actually became a prostitute when she was 40 and has been doing it ever since.
6. World’s Longest Semen Shot (18 Feet, 9 Inches)
The Guinness Book of World Records is filled with a lot of crazy stuff. But perhaps none of them are as crazy as the following record: the longest semen shot. At an impressive 18 feet, 9 inches, it’s hard to imagine a substance like semen being able to travel so far. The record was broken by a man named Horst Schultz. Here’s the funny thing about him: he also holds the world record for the greatest height in a semen shot (roughly 12 feet) and speed (42.7 MPH). Just when you thought it couldn’t get any weirder, you hear about a sex record like this one!
5. World’s Biggest Orgy (250 Couples)
Don’t confuse #5 on this list with #8- orgies and gang bangs are two different things! When people watch adult movies on their computers, they often times see orgies that are only two or three couples large. Well, Japan decided to take things a step further by putting together 250 men and 250 women in the same room to have sex at the same time! These 500 participants, who were all couples, were only allowed to have sex with their original partners. So while it didn’t include everyone having sex with one another, it still resulted in the world’s biggest orgy under one roof at the same time.
4. World’s Longest Masturbation Session (10 Hours, Male)
If you’re a man, try to answer the following question honestly: what’s the longest that you’ve masturbated? 5 minutes? 10 minutes? Save your answer, because the following guy will blow you out of the water. In 2009, a man named Masanobu Sato broke the world record for the longest masturbation session by pleasuring himself for 10 hours! Well technically, the exact time was 9 hours and 58 minutes, but after the first 20 minutes, who’s really counting? In all seriousness, this is a pretty impressive sex record that most likely won’t be beat in the near future unless someone has got some serious will power.
3. World’s Oldest Adult Film Actor (80 Years Old)
Similar to prostitution, there’s an average age where it’s just not right to continue working as an adult actor. Well, Shigeo Tokuda, an 80 year old actor, isn’t letting his age stop him. After retiring from his job as a travel agent in Japan, he decided that the only logical step left in his career would be to break into the adult entertainment industry. He started when he was 60 and now he’s 80 years old. Tokuda has starred in more than 350 adult movies, which is actually quite a bit considering the relatively short amount of time that he’s been in the industry.
2. World’s Strongest Vagina (31 Pounds)
We don’t know about you, but we could never imagine a vagina being describe as “strong.” How exactly would that work anyway? Meet the woman who’s making it happen, Tatiata Kozhevnikova. This 42-year-old Russian woman is able to lift a whopping 31 pounds with her vagina. Her reason for getting this strong? After having her child, she admitted to her “intimate” muscles getting very weak. So she decided to do something about it, and how she holds the record of having the strongest vagina in the entire world. We’re confused and impressed at the same time by Mrs. Kozhevnikova.
1. World’s Most Prolific Mother (69 Children)
The average person stops having babies once they’ve reached two or three children. But not everyone is like this. Throughout her lifespan (from 1707 to 1782) a woman named Feodor Vassilyev had a whopping 69 children! All in all she had 27 births (7 sets of triplets, 16 pairs of twins, and 4 sets of quadruplets). Unfortunately, 2 of the 69 babies didn’t survive their infancy. If this happened in today’s day and age when medical technology is more prominent then maybe this would have been different. Nonetheless, it’s still an impressive sex-related world record.