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20 Bums That Are Hotter Than Kim Kardashian’s

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20 Bums That Are Hotter Than Kim Kardashian’s

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Let’s talk a little bit about Kim Kardashian.  You don’t want to? Well, that is understandable. Let me put it another way. Let’s talk about Kim Kardashian’s butt. Okay, now I’ve got your attention. Her bum is actually more famous than she is. All sorts of guys could care less about Kim, but when they see a picture of her butt on the Internet they still stop and stare. How could you not? That thing is epic.

Yes, she has a totally nice bum, unless of course you think it is too big, some guys are like that, and that is cool too – to each his own. But even if you think she has a nice bum it’s not that nice. It really isn’t. I am going to say it. Kim’s butt is over-rated.

You don’t believe me? Well, I have proof. I bet you anything I can come up with 20 celebrities that have hotter butts than Kim. You still doubt me? You say that you simply can’t imagine a better butt than Kim Kardashian’s? Well… You, my friend, are wrong. Here are 20 butts that are hotter than Kim Kardashian’s. Picked by our expert panel, of course.

20. Jessica Alba

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When one thinks about super hot celebrity butts, one does not often think about Jessica Alba. This should change. Jessica is not only a big star, she has a ridiculously cute butt.  It seems like she has been around forever, but in actuality her butt, and the rest of her, are only 34 years old. Search around the net a bit and you will see many more photos like this one, just don’t tell her I told you, I don’t want her to get mad.

19. Adriana Lima

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Adriana is a Brazilian model and actress. She has been around for a while, and if you google her it will say that she is “best known as a Victoria’s Secret Angel since 2000, as a spokesmodel for Maybelline cosmetics from 2003 to 2010 and for her Super Bowl and Kia Motors commercials.” This is an outright lie. She is known for something different with our panel.  We all  know that she is actually best known for her butt, which, by the way, is way hotter than Kim Kardashian’s.

18. Caitlin Rice

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Now this one is not even close. Caitlin Rice absolutely destroys Kim in a nice butt competition. How does this even happen? How does a butt get so perfect? Normally I would feel these questions are rude, but Caitlin being a fitness model and all takes a lot of photos of her butt, and I do mean a lot, and posts them on the internet, so I get the feeling she doesn’t mind being on this list at all. Heck, for all I know she’s reading it right now.

17. Liliana Fernandez

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I know what you are thinking. What about volleyball players? They tend to have nice butts. Do any of them have a nicer one than Kim? Well, I have an answer for you and that answer is “yes.” All of them do. Every single female pro volleyball player in the world has a better butt than Kim. As exhibit A we offer up Liliana Fernandez, who shows that perfect combo of muscle and jiggle that all volleyball players seem to have. Liliana’s butt spikes the competition.

16. Ronda Rousey

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There was a time, just a little while ago, when Ronda was known as the toughest woman in the world, maybe the toughest woman of all time. Then, after she took a nap in the ring, she talked on TV about how depressed she was about her loss. The thing is, though, none of that matters here. This post is about butts, and nothing other than butts. So Ronda, while you may have lost your UFC title, your bum is still a champion in my eyes.

15. Nicki Minaj

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Okay, stop complaining. We get it, you like a butt that is a little more round than the ones on the list so far, and Kim Kardashian can’t be beat in that department. Well, except she can be. Check out Nicki Minaj if you don’t believe me.  If anything her butt might even be a little bit bigger than Kim’s and if you say it isn’t I’ll know you are lying. Our panel had to call this one a tie at the least, and on this list, at least, a tie goes in favor of the person that is not a Kardashian.

14. Kelly Brook

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Kelly Brook is an English model and actress. She has done most of her work overseas starring in some movies in England, but she was on the NBC show called One Big Happy. But unless I am wrong, and I very well could be, this is not a list about acting credentials, it is one about butts nicer than Kim Kardashian’s and Kelly has one that puts poor Kim to shame. Here is hoping that Kelly and her butt have a long, long career.

13. Kourtney Kardashian

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That’s right, I said it, our panel decided that Kourtney has a nicer butt than her sister. This might start a family fight, who knows? If it does it certainly was not my intention. It is a close call, but I think Kourtney gets the nod here; it has the size without having that whole cartoony thing that Kim has. If you want to get more good looks at Kourtney and her bottom, you can do so at your leisure here.  And I know you do.

12. Shakira

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Shakira does it all. She is a singer, dancer, choreographer, songwriter, producer and model. She is reportedly hard at work on her 11th album. We are sure though, that even with all of her success, the one thing she truly wants is a spot on this list, as a woman who has a nicer butt than Kim Kardashian. Our panel studied Shakira’s butt for a long time, and finally decided that it had what it takes to make the list. Congratulations, Shakira, on another hit!

11. Anna Kournikova

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Our panel decided we needed a tennis player, so we spent approximately three months locked in our selection room, studying photos of every female tennis player’s butt that were ranked in the top 3,000. It was a difficult task but we decided as a group that Anna had the very best one, and most certainly better than Kim Kardashian’s butt. I also would bet my last buck that Anna could beat Kim in a foot race, but that is another post which I am sure everyone is waiting for.

10. Jennifer Nicole Lee

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Jennifer is a fitness model, motivational speaker and author. Her whole deal that made her famous was losing seventy pounds and getting in ridiculous shape like this after having a couple of kids. At one point she  weighed two hundred pounds, then went on and won “Miss Bikini America.”  Jennifer, we do salute you for all of your success and hard work, and your butt is way better than Kim’s. It is almost a work of art actually.

9. Lady Gaga

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While most of these ladies beat Kim by being shapely and yet toned, some of these women take on Kim on her own home court in the big and round category. One of those who takes her on and wins is Lady Gaga. If you have not noticed what a crazy butt she has yet, well, you just have not been paying enough attention. It is obvious she is almost as big a fan of her own butt as our panel is, and that is saying something.

8. Claudia Romani

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Claudia is a model, and a rather gorgeous one at that  She has appeared on the cover of such magazines as GQ and Maxim, and in 2006 was voted one of the “100 Sexiest Women in the World” by FHM. Why would you even have to vote on something like that? It is so obvious. What else is obvious is why Claudia has a place on this list. She, and her butt, are pretty much perfect – of that there is no doubt.

7. Coco Austin

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Coco is an actress and a model who has been married to Ice-T since 2oo2.  All of you over forty remember Ice-T as an original gangsta rapper; all of you under forty know him as that dude who is always trying to act cool on TV. Anyway, Coco has an amazing butt, and is probably the only one on the list who can actually make Kim’s look kinda small. Whatever you think of the size of it, our panel approves, and that is all that matters.

6. Beyonce

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Beyonce is a huge star, one of the biggest ones in the world. She has been around so long you might think our panel might have forgotten her and passed her by. Well, if you did… you thought wrong. Our panel would never go to sleep on Beyonce’s butt. It is a classic, and like others on this list, is similar to Kim’s but just a little bit better.  I could get into details why, but this is a family web page. Let’ just say we like it. A lot.  We’re sure Jay-Z does, too.

5. Candice Swanepoel

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Candice Swanepoel is a ridiculously hot supermodel from South Africa with a ridiculous sounding last name. She is best known for her work with Victoria’s Secret. She has routinely been listed as one of the top supermodels in the world, and at just 27 years old, she will be around for a while. It is easy to see how our panel picked Candice; we are sorry to say this Kim, but your bum would lose in a throwdown with Candace’s bum any day of the week.

4. Dai Macedo

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Dai was Named “Miss Bum Bum of Brazil” in 2015, and yes, the competition is just like it sounds. I actually spent about fifteen minutes trying to find one single photo of Dai in which she was not wearing a thong. Just a hint, gentle readers, those photos are all over the internet and myself (and the panel), would highly suggest you find them. For research purposes, you know. Dai is, in theory, a fitness model, but she will always be “Miss Bum Bum” to me.

3. Ashley Sky

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Ashley is a supermodel of Brazilian and Native American heritage who is based out of Miami. She has also appeared in some music videos.  While at first glance you might look at this and think “Oh hey, her butt is pretty nice,” we as a panel implore you to take a better look at it. Prepare to be amazed. While Kim is strong competition, we have to say that Ashley and her butt leave Kim in the dust.

2. Anastasia Ashley

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Anastasia has a butt with some cred. She is an occasional model but what really makes her money, and makes her happy, is surfing. She has been surfing since the age of five, and at the age of six she won a surf competition using a beat up board she found in a trash can. Since then she has won numerous national titles, and all that surfing has obviously had a positive effect on her butt as well, which is why hers is so much better than Kim’s.

1. Emily Ratajkowski

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Emily is a model and an actress who has a career that is really starting to take off. We would say huge stardom is right around the corner for her. But for the purposes of this list, we also can say that her butt is amazing. She is the last on this list that our panel decided had a butt better than Kim Kardashian’s, but that doesn’t mean there are not more. Here is a challenge. If you have a few hours, days, or even weeks on your hands, spend some of that time trying to find women that have a nicer butt than Kim Kardashian.

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