If there is one thing that we all know for sure, it’s that being a celebrity doesn’t mean you are smart. Some people are famous for their looks, some are talented musicians, others are good actors. Some people are even famous for not being smart. It obviously does not hurt to be intelligent when you are trying to make it big in show business, but it really isn’t all that important either. Most of these people just do what other people tell them to do anyway.
The point is, some celebrities are truly dumb. So, of course, the internet is full of polls to see who people think the dumbest celebrity in the world is. One of the more recent ones (on Ranker) is for those celebs people think have the lowest IQs, based on their public comments and actions.
Who is going to be on it? You will have to read ahead and see. One thing is for sure though, there are going to be a whole lot of Kardashians on this list, we know that, but to find out which one is thought to be the dumbest, you’ll have to read on and see. Here is TheRichest’s List of the 14 Celebrities That Were Voted The Dumbest.
14. Chris Brown
Chris Brown is known for many things, and apparently being a little bit on the stupid side is one of them. How stupid is he? Well, it’s hard to tell if voters find him really stupid, or if they are just wound up because of him allegedly whaling on Rihanna. People might also think he’s more crazy than dumb. But still, he is dumb, no doubt about it. Check out this pickup line he used one time: “Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you.” Smooth Chris. No wonder you made the list.
13. Lindsay Lohan
Ah Lindsay. She pretty much makes any dumb celebrity list. How could she not? She has just done so many things over the years that make one question her brain. It isn’t just all of her dumb life decisions with booze and drugs either. Remember that list of celebrities she supposedly had sex with that came out? And then so many of the celebrities on that list said they didn’t have sex with her? She is more of a train wreck then dumb, but still don’t you at least have to be kind of dumb to be a train wreck in the first place?
12. Tila Tequila
Okay, Tila is dumb, there is no doubt about that, but I think that she is more seriously mentally ill than stupid. Check out this quote from her about Hitler: “Hitler was a good man and it takes some f—ing balls for someone to say this out loud this day and age, especially for a public figure like myself, but you know what? SOMEONE NEEDS TO SPEAK THE TRUTH WITHOUT FEAR! Otherwise the dark cabal who currently control the world and all of the world bankers will continue to feed you their lies, feed off your emotions, take advantage of your emotions and will continue to keep you THEIR SLAVE!” See what I mean? Is she dumb? Yes. Crazy? Affirmative.
11. Farrah Abraham
Farrah is a ridiculously dumb woman who has come to fame as a reality TV show star. She started on 16 and Pregnant and then was on Teen Mom. Farrah is not that famous, but she still has to make this list out of pure dumbness. I mean basically she only got the gig on TV in the first place because she is so dumb and made bad choices. One time when her daughter lost a tooth, she left her $600 dollars from the tooth fairy, then said “Loosing (sic) your teeth should be special.” Well put, Farrah, well put. It’s apparent you’re “loosing” your brain as well.
10. Lil’ Wayne
Sorry fans of Lil’ Wayne, we know that you love him, but the truth is the guy is just not very smart. How do I know this? Well, there have even been studies done that show that listening to him means you are kind of dumb. Which means the guy writing the songs must be dumb, right? Well, some of his lyrics are kind of funny, and if we were to guess, we would think that he knows exactly what he is doing and is not all that dumb. It is our unofficial guess that he is the smartest of all the dummies on this list.
9. Nicki Minaj
Is Nicki Minaj dumb? Apparently so and she was voted up to 9th on this list. I tend to think that she is just pretty dumb, and not totally dumb, but who knows? I doubt she is willing to be interviewed about the subject; how would you broach the subject with her anyway? She does say that she has a bratty boy that lives in her brain and makes her say things, but once again that begs the question…is she dumb, or just kind of crazy? You alone are going to have to make the call on this one.
8. Kris Jenner
Well, we are getting close to the top of the list, so you know what that means. A whole lot of Kardashians are going to be on the list pretty soon. First on the list is Kris who is probably a lot smarter than we give her credit for. Why is that? Well, she managed to make millions off of how incredibly stupid her daughters are. Is she opportunistic? For sure. Is she dumb? Well yeah, but more because she values money so much that she let her family become a joke.
7. Khloe Kardashian
While she is the least hot Kardashian, perhaps thankfully for her, she is also the least dumb, according to the poll. While she does seem to have a tiny bit more self respect than her sisters, she still shows on a regular basis that if she had to rely purely on her brains to survive she would probably be dumpster diving right now. Her best quote ever may have been about why she wasn’t good at golfing which was “I could maybe hit it better if they were black balls.” I bet you could have Khloe. I bet you could have.
6. Kourtney Kardashian
Kourtney is pretty hot, and has a lot of money, so she has that going for her. But hanging with both Justin Bieber and Scott Disick pretty much is proof positive that there is not a whole lot going on upstairs in Kourtney’s brain. We feel a little bit bad for her for being on this list- she is a millionaire many times over, and is a mom as well, but still, if you’re on a list of dumb celebrities, you’re going to be there for a reason, and Kourtney certainly earned her spot.
5. Paris Hilton
Paris was truly the pioneer of becoming rich and famous for being incredibly dumb and vacant. Okay, she was already rich, but you get what I mean. Her whole show The Simple Life was basically just about how she was so rich and dumb that she didn’t know how to do anything…. anything at all. Paris continues to make a decent living from being dumb, which again begs the question “How dumb is she if she is making money from being dumb?” Well, in her case the answer is still really, really dumb. The smart people are the ones behind the scenes pulling her strings.
Snooki is totally clueless. While Paris Hilton became famous for being rich and dumb on a reality show, Snooki became rich and famous for being low class and dumb on a reality show. I mean, someone from Jersey Shore had to make this list. They all could have, but Snooki was just the dumbest of the dumb. She spent a bunch of years on the show drooling, drunk and falling over, and then got pregnant and spent her last year on the show whining about how no one wanted to hang out with her. Hopefully she saved her pennies, because her ship has sailed.
3. Kanye West
Kanye does something really dumb just about every week. It isn’t just that he is stupid, it’s that he also thinks he is smart, which is the most dangerous kind of stupid person that there is. Like check this quote: “God chose me. He made a path for me. I am God’s vessel.” See now, if some guy that hangs out down the block from you says something like this, you either think he is insane or a total idiot. Well, it’s no different with Kanye. Dude has some serious thinking problems.
2. Justin Bieber
You don’t have to do all sorts of research on Justin to see that he is not all that smart. Just look at his face. Look in this dude’s eyes and you can see there is no one home. If you do want to do research, quotes like this come up rather quickly “I really don’t believe in abortion. It’s like killing a baby.” That’s right Justin. You just keep singing and leave the thinking to the rest of us. All of us will be so much happier that way. Especially you.
1. Kim Kardashian
Well you obviously knew it was coming. Kim is just totally numb. If you worked at a Burger King and she worked with you she would be the dumbest person there. She is pretty much the dumbest person anywhere she goes. She says she is maturing though, as she says “I’m so mature now. I’m a grown-up version of myself.” It’s okay though, Kim, you still have your money, and you will always have that butt. Well, at least until you get a little older that is.