Ever seen someone who looks absolutely gorgeous and they turn out to be about as smart as a rock? Yeah, we’re going there right now. Some people are blessed with killer looks. They are perfect 10s across the board. But looks don’t buy you smarts. Maybe it’s because they are so good looking that they’ve been able to skate by without having to do a lot with their brains. Maybe they’ve been given a free pass every now and again. Whatever the reason, their looks far outweigh their capacity to think, and in many cases, put an intelligent thought together.
We’re not trying to be cruel here. If you have ever seen a picture of a rocket scientist, then you know who is NOT flashing a solid six pack. Some of the smartest people in the world are the smallest, scrawniest, eyeglass wearing brilliant nerds you will ever meet. They have spent a lifetime using their brain and brushing aside concerns over how their hair looks or what they need to wear. These geniuses care about one thing – being brilliant. That brings us back to the make-up thriving, bikini wearing, dashboard abs and gorgeous good looks of the men and women who have all the glitz, but fail miserably when it comes to substance. We hit the boys and girls on this one! I know what you’re thinking…why just stop at 10? These are 10 Celebs Who Are All Looks And No Brains.
10. David Beckham – Wants Son Christened, Unsure Which Religion
David Beckham is a soccer God. The English star has been a football legend for the better part of two decades. He is a legend, a world icon and one of the most energizing players in the history of the sport. Let’s take a look at a few of the famous (or infamous) comments he has said: “I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet. My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about seven. There’s room for boys’ and girls’ football in the world – that’s what I believe.” Yeah, that’s our soccer hero. He also enjoys posing half-naked in underwear ads, always seems to struggle to keep a shirt on his body and enjoys long walks on the beach.
9. Victoria Beckham – Autobiography And Horses
Well, we aren’t that surprised that Victoria drops in on this list considering her husband has a pretty empty head. The former Spice Girl isn’t exactly blazing a trail of inspiring quotes. And really, who would expect her to be much of a brainiac being that she was in a girl band. This Spice Girl had some interesting things to say in her day. This quote is straight from her autobiography: “It’s straight from the horse’s mouth. Not that I’m saying I’m a horse.” Okay, Victoria. Thanks for clearing that up.
8. Mariah Carey – Being Skinny Like Starving Children
Nobody will ever question Mariah Carey’s talent. Her pipes are some of the best in the music business and some could argue that she has one of the most electric voices of all time. She also is pretty damn sexy; pre and post boob job. For all the good Mariah is good for, having a high intellect will never be one of the things she is regarded for. One of her most famous quotes: “Whenever I watch TV and see those poor, starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean, I’d love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” Yeah, those flies and death would suck on top of having no food to eat or water to drink, Mariah.
7. Kim Kardashian – Says She Has Talent
Kim Kardashian is known for…well, she is known for being naked on camera. She is destined to become the most famous adult star of all time shortly after her “love making” video went viral. This set off a firestorm and her reputation went insane. Kardashian became a household name and went from some internet success to actual success. Kardashian quickly graduated from a homemade adult film to Playboy and then erupted into a brand name. The most hilarious part of Kardashian’s success is that she believes she should have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame for her exceptional “talent.” She has had a laundry list of strange things to say on her show but mainly enjoys throwing sexy brooding looks and taking half-naked selfies.
6. Paris Hilton – Compares Herself To Princess Diana
The original woman who was “famous for being famous,” Paris Hilton essentially defined the term socialite. She smiled for the cameras using her massive trust fund as a weapon to party and go crazy. Hilton’s catch phrase: “That’s hot,” is like pins being shoved into our brains. And if you have ever listened to Hilton speak, you would know that she doesn’t have much to say. Here is a nice nugget from her: “There’s nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I’m that icon.” Really, she should just be “a-con” for all the DUIs she has gotten.
5. Britney Spears – Canada Is Overseas
Britney Spears is one of the most famous girls to ever put on a Catholic school girl dress. When she sang “Baby One More Time” she exploded onto the music scene and became a massive success. Britney then went nutty and isn’t exactly known for good decision making (shaving her head, having her baby in her lap as she drove a car). Then there was this gem: “I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.” Okay, Britney. You get the feeling Britney Spears and Sarah Palin would have one heck of a debate about the subject of geography.
4. Shia LaBeouf – He Can’t Even Plagiarize Properly
When you are a young, successful actor and appear on the Disney Channel, for some reason, there is a rule that you gotta lose your mind at some point. This is the case with Shia LaBeouf. Shia was on the verge of A-list status anchoring the Transformer franchise as well as a number of other big time film roles. But then came the crazy train and Shia jumped right on board. He has been seen strolling around topless in just speedos in public, wearing a bag over his head and even got caught for plagiarizing and then comically plagiarized his apology for plagiarizing. Self-destruction, alcoholic induced outbursts and plain craziness make Shia a complete idiot on the verge of throwing away millions.
3. Heidi Montag – Wants An Orphanage Like Mother Theresa…Seriously.
Oh, poor Heidi Montag. She was young and beautiful. The star of The Hills seemed destined for greatness (or whatever that means these days). She certainly was on the Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton train to internet success until she fell off the plastic surgery wagon. Heidi went crazy with the surgeries and was featured on the cover of magazines for the zaniness. Here are a few of her best public statements: “I want like four. Maybe I’ll adopt 10. I want to have my own orphanage like Mother Theresa.” And then there’s, “World hunger is a bigger issue than people realize. Every six seconds a child dies of world hunger, so that’s a huge cause.”
2. Jessica Simpson – The Chicken Of The Sea
Jessica Simpson is a blonde bombshell who is one of the greatest one-liner treasures of all time. Her romp through stardom was a brilliant combination of blonde beauty, talent and one of the emptiest brains to earn millions of dollars. She was smoking in the Dukes of Hazzard (where she allegedly had an affair with one of her costars and self-imploded her marriage). Here are a few of her tastiest morsels: “Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea.'” Then, as if the tuna fiasco wasn’t enough, when Jessica was offered buffalo wings, she had this epic response: “Sorry, I don’t eat buffalo.” There are no words.
1. Kellie Pickler – Is Europe A Country?
Kellie Pickler emerged on the talent show American Idol. She found some great success as this former cheerleader was actually a roller skating waitress when she auditioned and showed off her talent. She has been referred to as a naïve hillbilly. Her Southern sensibilities certainly shine through with her personality, but many wonder if it is an act or is she really just a major ditz. Making comments like, “I thought Europe was a country,” to rousing confusion, will win her no favors on the smarts chart. We are thinking that Kellie is pretty dumb. but hey, she is successful and darn cute, so she has that going for her!