Thick girls are hot. There, I said it. There’s a line, of course: there’s a place where big, actually becomes BIG, but that’s not what I’m talking about here. So many women are out there that are on the bigger side, and so many of them always act so ashamedly about it. I’m saying that they need to cut that out and embrace their enormousness, as well as their enormous hotness.
Whether we’re talking about Ashley Graham or we’re referring to Xena Princess Warrior, there’s simply no denying that a lot of big ladies have it going on. Who wants to hang out with some skinny chick that has about as many curves as your teenage brother when you can chill with some big chick? Not me. Hey, you can chill out with your skinny girlfriend for as long as you want; I’m not going to judge, but I want something a little more, well….big.
There are a lot of reasons why someone would want to date a big chick; in fact, I can think of a hundred of them, but for the sake of brevity, here are 15 reasons why guys like to date big girls.
15. Diets Are Pretty Much Over
This is one of the very best reasons to date a big chick. You know how skinny chicks are always nagging you to take better care of yourself and not to eat such bad foods? Well, those days are over when you go out with a bigger woman, when you want to stop and grab a couple of cheeseburgers and some large fries on the way home, but you know your girl is going to want to eat something healthy instead. This is obviously not a problem with the big girl. Instead of buying a couple of cheeseburgers to bring home, buy 5 instead, and while you’re at it, maybe stop at a bakery and pick up some cupcakes and maybe a couple donuts for the morning. Your big girl isn’t going to complain; I promise you that.
14. They Do Their Own Thing
You don’t have to worry a whole lot about taking care of your big girlfriend constantly like you often have to do with some of your past skinnier girlfriends. They don’t have the need to have you entertain them all the time. They have the kind of vibe that says they can take care of themselves just fine, and they don’t need a man to take care of them. Of course, they’re still going to be needy up to a point — they’re women after all, and pretty much every woman is needy to a certain extent. But they aren’t going to be as bad as most of them, and at least that’s saying something. Oh, wait… did I just say all women were needy? Well, yeah, I did, and they are, but big women are a little less needy than most.
13. They Aren’t High Maintenance
Most women are super high maintenance. It can take them hours and hours to get ready to go out, and they’re always talking about clothes, getting their nails done, and all of that stuff that drives guys totally nuts. It still is bad when you’re dating a big woman, but just like in other areas of this quiz, they’re way better than most. It’s kind of like you’re sacrificing something to get something else when you think of it. Sure, you aren’t going out with a skinny chick, but hey, you really do have a lot of positives when you’re going out with a big woman, and the fact that she’s not high maintenance is just one of many. When you go out with a big woman, you really can’t go wrong.
12. Your Date Is Tough
You don’t have to worry about taking care of a big girl; they take care of themselves. A lot of guys out there just want someone to take care of and protect, but if you’re dating a big girl, you might find that it might be the other way around. This chick doesn’t have a problem doing physical work; she probably used to go fishing with her dad and mowed the lawn as a teenager. If someone hits on her at a bar, she doesn’t need you to tell the guy to back off; she can do that on her own just fine. In fact, the only problem with this type of woman is that she might even be able to take on you, too. I had a girlfriend at one point that was a big chick, and when we argued sometimes, it was hard to stand my ground. That chick was tough.
11. You Can Share Clothes
Don’t sleep on this one. This is probably one of the coolest things about dating a big chick. It can cut the cost of clothing pretty much in half. You know that really cool shirt that your girlfriend has been wearing? Well, it’s yours now. I actually had a girlfriend once that had feet so big that we could even share Converse All Stars. Some of you guys out there are probably a little creeped out by that, but if that’s so, you’re probably one of those guys that hang out with a normal-sized woman. Talk about lame. You just don’t know the true joy of what it’s like to date a bigger woman. I’m telling you: break up with your normal-sized girlfriend, start dating a big girl, and double your clothes in no time.
10. It Shows That You Can Handle Yourself
Let’s face it: pretty much any guy can hang out with some skinny woman that’s wearing a size 2. It isn’t the same thing with a big woman. The women that are more normal sized have, for the most part, already bought into the whole thing of what women should be and what their roles are. Not so with a big woman. They’ve always been outside of the box and have been forced to develop their personalities a bit more. I guess what I’m saying is, a lot of these larger women really have their personalities developed, and they’re not going to let you push them around and tell them whom they should be. It takes a big man to handle a big woman. Are you up for the challenge? Do you have what it takes?
9. There Awesome At Cuddling
Cuddling a skinny woman is pretty much the absolute worst. It feels like you’re cuddling with your 12-year-old brother. Not so much with big women. They’re pretty much the best cuddlers out there. In fact, they should hire themselves out as professional cuddlers. It really is that good. When you’re in bed or on the couch and chilling out with your big girlfriend, you’re going to want to stay there for a good long time, maybe even call in sick to work. Not the same when you’re cuddling a skinny woman. She’s getting all sorts of good cuddles off of you, but all you’re getting is an experience that’s kind of the equivalent of cuddling with a coat rack. It just isn’t that good to cuddle a woman unless she’s big.
8. She’s Going to Challenge You Physically
Skinny women mostly have their own workout routine down. Either that or they just starve themselves so they stay skinny. Neither of these things is probably going to get you into a place where you might work out more. Not so much with a big chick. They’re usually either big or athletic, or they’re kind of big, and they need to drop some pounds. Either way, this gives you somebody to chill with when you’re working out and also gives you someone to inspire you to get things done when it comes to keeping in shape. After all, when you hang out with a big chick, there’s always a workout coming up right around the corner. Who wants to work out with some skinny chick anyway? I know I sure don’t.
7. Curves — Need I Say More?
Some guys prefer this body type, in general, and let’s face it: why would you not? A woman that’s big and curvy is just totally hot, and I don’t care what anyone has to say about it. I went through this a little bit before, but to me, and to a lot of other guys, there’s simply no competition when it comes to big and curvy women compared to skinny and petite ones. The whole thing can’t really be explained; it’s just kind of an innate thing that women with curves are just totally smoking. You can hang out at fashion week all day long watching scrawny supermodels prance up and down the catwalk. I’m going to be spending my days looking for women with curves if it’s okay with you.
6. They’re Easy To Talk To
One of the coolest things about dating a bigger chick is how easy this girl is to talk to. A lot of normal-size women are totally uptight, and big women tend to be a bit more relaxed. When a woman is tiny and skinny, then they don’t really need to learn how to be charming; they just do their thing and guys fall at their feet. Big women are the exact opposite of that. They’ve learned how to be charming because if they didn’t, a lot of guys would just pass them by because they’re busy chasing after a more traditional-looking woman. Guys are not used to hanging out with a woman who has a fun personality and who’s mellow, and with big women, that’s pretty much what most guys end up getting.
5. They’re Usually Chill
This is the same kind of thing as them being super easy to talk to, except for the fact that this has more to do with how they relate to you as much as it does how they relate to themselves. Big women are used to kind of standing out and not being average, so they tend to be pretty understanding of guys who also don’t fit in for whatever reason. Point being: if you’re cool with their size, whether it be their weight or their height, then they’re probably going to be cool with whatever things in your life you need support with. Big women tend to have it going on in pretty much every way, and one of those ways, without a doubt, is being way more chill than most normal-size women.
4. She Isn’t Shallow
This is a common theme throughout this article, but in so many of the different ways that these bigger women show their stuff, a lot of them are similar. Big women aren’t shallow. She’s not going to be judging you or your friends by how cool or good-looking you are because you’re not doing the same thing with her. Of course, the reality of the situation is that you do think your big girlfriend is hot, but you also know that a lot of guys don’t, or at least they’re pretending that they don’t to fit in more with what society says is the perfect woman. Of course, there are some famous women that are kind of on the big side that still act super shallow, but most big women you’re going to meet are cool.
3. It’s Good For Your Confidence
There are two kinds of big women, and I’m using them kind of interchangeably because almost all of this stuff applies to women that are a bit chubby and curvy, as well as to the Amazon Queen types. Either type is one that’s going to build confidence when you hang out with them. The one type is going to build confidence because you’re hanging out with a chick that’s kind of big, and you don’t care, and the other type builds confidence just because you’re hanging with someone that’s so much taller than you. A lot of guys simply can’t handle that; it like messes with their manhood or something. Not me. When I hang next to a big woman, it just shows how cool I am that I have that confidence in myself.
2. They Tend To Be Funny
A lot of times, big women don’t get as much attention as their skinnier friends growing up, which means that they have to figure out other ways to get attention. We already talked about a lot of them, but one that we haven’t totally touched on yet is how often it is that bigger women are funny. I know it sounds like I’m being super stereotypical, but hey, it is what it is, and lots of times, bigger women are funny. Once again, this seems to be because the skinner women just had things handed to them all the time whereas bigger women had to get attention by being charming, and a lot of the time, that involves telling jokes and being fun to be around. A lot of bigger women are good at that.
1. They’re Super Hot
You heard me. I said it, and I’ll say it again: thick woman are super hot. Not all of them, of course, and like I said, there’s definitely a sweet spot here. There’s a very significant difference between lumpy and curvy, and a lot of thick women are not that far away from the line. But hey, the point of this article is that thick girls can be just as hot and, in some ways, even hotter than a lot of women that are considered skinny. Go ahead, take your skinny girlfriend out on the town while you’re acting all cool and like everyone is jealous. A lot of guys are going to stick to their thick girls because they think that they’re way hotter than the other guys’ skinny girlfriends could ever be, and we can’t argue with that.